Librarians Chat (1)
Lucina: Why didn't Diana choose weird/embarrassing nicknames for herself and Kiran? She gave the rest of us mostly weird names.... Except for me.
Soren: She yelled something about Voltron Legendary Defender before reentering the chat. I don't know what that is.
Lucina: I don't know either. I'm tempted to take her phone and check
Niles: LUCINA NO
Lucina: What? Does she have anything weird on her phone?
Niles: You have no idea
Lucina: I don't believe you.
Soren: Um, maybe trust Niles. He went pale after unlocking her phone one day.
Lucina: What did you see?
Niles: I'd.... rather not talk about it.
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Diana created a new chat
Diana added Lucina, Niles, Leo, Takumi, Kiran, and Soren.
Diana renamed the chat to "Library Staff."
Soren: Diana that name is super boring
Soren: And if Veronica hacks these tomes she can find out about the library and destroy it.
Kiran: Soren, it was a bad idea to show you Arrow.
Kiran: Now you're paranoid about hacking cuz of Felicity
Diana: YOU SHOWED SOREN ARROW?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Kiran: Diana, I didn't show Soren Arrow.
Kiran: I showed the captains of the library Arrow AND Flash! :D
Diana: WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY WTF
Lucina: Language
Leo: Kiran you broke the head scribe.
Takumi: Fix her.
Dia a: I'm not broken, Takumi!
Diana: Kiran, when did this happen?
Kiran: I did it when you were rearranging the library.
Kiran: I was trying to catch up to you because you're so ahead
Kiran: And then they walked in and joined me.
Diana: ......
Diana changed their nickname to "Kiran is f***** insane"
Kiran changed their nickname to "I drive Diana insane"
Niles: ......
Niles: Kiran, Diana
Niles: wtf
Niles: Already I don't know who is who.
Kiran is f***** insane: Okay so this chat is designed to communicate with each other
Kiran is f***** insane: In the event that we are far away from each other
Kiran is f***** insane: Like right now. I have no idea where you guys are.
Kiran is f****** insane: halc wod woxbeksoapqbskdnqldnwp
Kiran is f****** insane is offline
I drive Diana insane is offline
Niles: ?
Leo: Diana are you dead?!?!?
Takumi: Diana did you have a seizure?!?!?!?!
Lucina: Did Veronica attack?!?!?!?
Soren: No no and no
Niles: what do you mean?
Soren: I'm in the library with Diana
Soren: Turns out Kiran was in the library as well
Soren: And he snuck up behind her
Soren: And hugged her.
Lucina: Awwww how romantic
Soren: She screamed because he surprised her
Lucina: Oh
Soren: Now Kiran's on the floor
Soren: Diana judo flipped him
Soren: She's swearing at him in Spanish
Soren: I only caught "madre" which is Spanish for mother
Soren: I don't think Kiran has any idea what she is saying.
Soren: He's saying something in Japanese
Soren: I need to learn Japanese and Spanish.
Niles: Hey let's scare them
Lucina: How?
Niles: Change our names so that they either contain Diana or Kiran
Lucina: Nice idea
Takumi: But there's an odd number of us
Soren: I'll use both names.
Niles changed their name to "Diana won the match."
Leo changed their name to "Kiran died."
Takumi changed their name to "Kiran lost the match."
Lucina changed their name to "Diana is Cthulhu."
Soren changed their name to "Diana and Kiran need to shut up."
Diana is Cthulhu: Okay I'm already confused. Who is who?
Kiran is f****** insane is online.
I drive Diana insane is online.
Diana is Cthulhu: Nevermind!
I drive Diana insane: Diana you have such a dirty mouth.
I drive Diana insane: Do I have to wash your mouth out with soap?
Kiran is f****** insane: N O
Kiran is f****** insane: I don't need that
I drive Diana insane: You said something about my mother
I drive Diana insane: Thank Naga I left and went to my room
Kiran is f****** insane: I YELLED MADRE DE DIOS
Kiran is f****** insane: THAT MEANS MOTHER OF GOD
Kiran is f****** insane: I DID NOT YELL ANYTHING ABOUT WHORES BECAUSE I WOULD HAVE SAID A DIFFERENT WORD
Diana won the match: wtf
Kiran died: What would you have used?
Diana and Kiran need to shut up: Yes please let me know
Diana and Kiran need to shut up: No really it's for.... research purposes.
Diana is Cthulhu: Uh-Huh
Kiran lost the match: Yes please let me know as well
Kiran is f****** insane: WTF
I drive Diana insane: WHAT
I drive Diana insane: WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO
Kiran is f****** insane: WHO IS WHO?
Kiran is f******* insane: Wait a minute.
Kiran is f******* insane: ...........
I drive Diana insane: Niles, Takumi, how dare you betray me.
I drive Diana insane: Leo, Lucina, thank you for supporting me.
I drive Diana insane: And Soren wtf is up with your username?
Diana is Cthulhu: How did you figure out who was who?
Kiran is f****** insane: BECAUSE WE SCROLLED THROUGH THE CHAT
Kiran lost the match: O H
Kiran is f****** insane: This is so confusing..... Ack.
Kiran is f****** insane changed their username to "Lance."
Lance changed Diana is Cthulhu's name to "Future Witness."
Lance changed Kiran lost the match's name to "Tsundere Pineapple."
Lance changed Kiran died's nickname to "Goth Tomato."
Lance changed Diana won the match's name to "Perverted Archer."
Lance changed I drive Diana insane's name to "Keith."
Lance changed Kiran and Diana need to shut up's name to "ANGSTY TEEN."
ANGSTY TEEN: Diana are you done?
Lance: Yea
Lance: Yes*
Keith: ......
ANGSTY TEEN: Why is my nickname ANGSTY TEEN?
ANGTSY TEEN: I am an adult
ANGSTY TEEN: And prefer to thing that I am not angsty at all.
Lance: When I play FNAF SL and have to deal with changing the voices I think of you.
Perverted Archer: wtf did u jsut rite
Goth Tomato: NILES USE PROPER SPELLING AND GRAMMAR LIKE A NORMAL PERSON
Perverted Archer: nvr
Perverted Archer: i refuse to lsiten to a gothic tomato
Goth Tomato: F*** YOU NILES AND DIANA
Lance: I REFUSE TO PARTICIPATE IN A GANGBANG
Niles: THAT WAS OUT OF LINE LEO
Niles: BESIDES ISNT THAT WHAT YOU DO TO TAKUMI
Goth Tomato: SHUT UP
Tsundere Pineapple: What does FNAF SL represent?
Keith: a game called Five Night's at Freddy's Sister Location
Future Witness: Holy Naga that is a long name.
Keith: That's why people call it Sister Location.
Perverted Archer: Why did she pick ANGSTY TEEN?
Keith: Because in one of the levels you have to pick a voice
Keith: But the keypad is broken
Keith: So it randomly picks Angsty Teen
Keith: At least she didn't pick anything else from the elevator.
Tsundere Pineapple: What else is there?
Keith: Eggs Benedict
Keith: Exotic Butters
Keith: And Casual Bongos
Future Witness: That's random
Keith: Yeah I know.
Lance: Says the guy that has "Exotic Butters" for his ringtone.
Keith: DIANA
Lance: So what? I have Zelda ringtones
Keith: .........
Keith: Excuse me
Keith: While I pick something else less embarrassing.
Lance: never.
Lance: i'll stop u
Keith: NEVER!
Keith is offline
Lance is offline
Perverted Archer: annnnnndddddd they're gone
Future Witness: Ten bucks says that they are fighting
ANGSTY TEEN: I doubt it. More like teasing.
ANGSTY TEEN: *sigh*
ANGSTY TEEN: Those two wear me out.
Perverted Archer: they could be worse
Perverted Archer: they could be peri and beruka
Goth Tomato: DEAR NAGA NO
Tsundere Pineapple: I hate my name
Goth Tomato: Me too
Future Witness: Then change it
Tsundere Pineapple: But to what?
Goth Tomato: I have no idea for a new name.
Future Witness: *face palm*
Perverted Archer: *face palm*
ANGSTY TEEN: *face palm*
Tsundere Pineapple: Wow you all face palmed at the same time.
Goth Tomato: A triple face palm?
Goth Tomato: Anyway, I have to go
ANGSTY TEEN: I have reading to do.
Goth Tomato is offline.
ANGSTY TEEN is offline.
Tsundere Pineapple: I'll leave as well
Tsundere Pineapple is offline.
Future Witness: Got any plans Niles?
Perverted Archer: Not really.
Perverted Archer: Maybe look into Diana and Kiran's world.
Future Witness: I'll go as well.
Future Witness: I'm curious as well.
Perverted Archer is offline
Future Witness is offline.
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(What did you guys think Niles saw on Diana's phone? Also, Lucina and Niles went to the library after this chat, and Soren's kind of watching them. Diana is with Kiran playing Sister Location - after he got a new ringtone - and Leo and Takumi are somewhere else.
I also have a mini plot or two to work off of, but one revolves around the holidays and the other is once I do more convos.)
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