Dragon's out of the Bag/Librarian's Chatroom (2)
This'll be a fun chapter~
Also some random comment spiraled out of control so this may be the most random and long chat fic so far
Lance/Wonder Woman - Diana
Keith/Avatar - Kiran
Future Witness - Lucina
ANGSTY TEEN/Tactician/Soren/Ladybug - Soren
Perverted Archer - Niles
Gothic Tomato - Leo
Tsundere Pineapple - Takumi
Male Robin/Robo - Male Robin
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Lance is online
Keith is online
Future Witness is online
Future Witness: DIANA YOUR BROTHE RIS INSANE
Lance: Which one?
Lance: I have two of them
Future Witness: Jae
Lance: Oh yeah
Lance: Sorry about that
Keith: What did he do?
Future Witness: He tried to make my Father dress like a "cowboy" and yell "It's high noon"
Future Witness: He also called him McChrom.
Lance: Nagadammit Jae!
Lance: I need a word with him
Lance: Several, actually
Keith: Can I help?
Lance: Sure why not
ANGSTY TEEN is online
Lance: A wild Soren has appeared!
ANGSTY TEEN: Hello Diana
Tsundere Pineapple is online
Lance: An angry Takumi has appeared to kill us all!
Tsundere Pineapple: F*ck you Diana
Lance: Do that to Leo not me
Tsundere Pineapple: DIANA
Future Witness: If you do sleep with Leo please actually go into your room this time
Future Witness: If you don't I'll send Ryoma, Hinoka, Camilla, and Xander after you and Leo.
Future Witness: And maybe Reinhardt or Eldigan.
Tsundere Pineapple: WTF
Keith: Takumi this is an intervention
Keith: It's for your own good
Gothic Tomato is online
Keith: And Leo's
Lance: STOP BEING F**KING EXHIBITIONISTS YOU D*CKS
Lance: ¡O LES VOY A MATAR!
Soren: She just said "Or else I'll kill you."
Gothic Tomato: Diana wtf
Tsundere Pineapple: Soren how do you know this?
ANGSTY TEEN: I had Diana teach me Spanish.
Lance: YOU HELD MY SPICES HOSTAGE FOR FIVE DAYS TO GET ME TO TEACH YOU SOME OF THE BASICS
ANGSTY TEEN: I did what I had to do
Lance: ..............
Perverted Archer is online
Lance: A perverted Niles has come to sing Disney songs
Perverted Archer: HEY!
Perverted Archer: I would never sing Disney songs
Perverted Archer: Mostly because I don't know what Disney is.
ANGSTY TEEN: You're not upset that Diana called you a pervert?
Perverted Archer: I f*cking embrace it
Perverted Archer: It's who I am
Lance: How does one f*ck an embrace?
Gothic Tomato: *face palm*
Tsundere Pineapple: *sighs*
Future Witness: And so the chat spirals into madness
ANGSTY TEEN: Wow Diana
Perverted Archer: Kiyoshi you have the strangest girlfriend
Lance: wlsnwks,ajaldmaksqlsnk
Lance: WHAT
Lance is offline.
Future Witness: Kiyoshi?
Keith: Oh yeah that's my real name
Keith: No one can pronounce it back home
Keith: mhbfsdjgk
Keith is offline
Gothic Tomato: What just happened
ANGSTY TEEN changed their nickname to Tactician.
Tactician: Diana's yelling at Kiran
Gothic Tomato: Why?
Tactician: Um Kiran never told her his real name so she's mad since they're dating.
Tactician: No wait....
Tactician: She's..... Hyper now.
Tactician: She yelled something about Avatar and just dragged him away
Tactician: Something about grabbing her iPad for an Avatar Binge
Future Witness: And how do you know this?
Tactician: I was with Kiran and Male Robin when Diana showed up
Tactician: Male Robin's laughing right now
Tactician: Oh great he wants me to add him in this chat
Perverted Archer: do it
Gothic Tomato: Do it
Tsundere Pineapple: Do it
Future Witness: Do it
Future Witness: It's four against one since Diana and Kiran aren't here
Tactician: No
Tactician: I spend enough time with him already
Future Witness added Male Robin to the chat.
Tactician: Ashunera dammit
Tactician kicked Male Robin from the chat
Perverted Archer added Male Robin to the chat
Tactician kicked Male Robin from the chat
Tsundere Pineapple added Male Robin to the chat
Tactician kicked Male Robin from the chat
Gothic Tomato added Male Robin to the chat
Tactician kicked Male Robin from the chat
Perverted Archer kicked Tactician to the chat.
Future Witness added Male Robin to the chat.
Future Witness added Soren to the chat
Future Witness: Leave Male Robin alone.
Soren changed their nickname to Tactician
Tactician: Alright fine
Tactician: Just tell him to knock it off with the S-Support jokes
Male Robin: I would if my room wasn't next to yours and Ike's
Tactician: Yune dammit
Male Robin changed their nickname to Robo
Future Witness: Oh so you're Leo and Takumi 2.0, Soren?
Tactician: No
Tactician: He caught us making out.
Tactician: One. Time.
Tactician: In my room.
Robo: Yeah I may have opened the door looking for Soren to ask him a question
Tactician: The door was locked!
Perverted Archer: Wtf Robin
Perverted Archer: It's one thing for Leo and Takumi to be kinky exhibitionists who apparently forget that other people are around them
Gothic Tomato: HEY
Tsundere Pineapple: HEY
Future Witness: Don't deny it. We know it's true.
Perverted Archer: It's another thing to want to watch others
Robo: What about you Niles
Perverted Archer: Even I don't stoop to that level
Perverted Archer: I may make jokes but count me out when it comes to watching people do the dirty.
Future Witness: Agreed
Robo: Sorry Soren......
Tactician: I am standing right next to you
Robo: Whoops :p
Tactician: ?
Tactician: Diana left her phone
Tactician: Not the tome her phone from her world
Robo: Yeah she was using it to Google something
Lucina: Google?
Robo: Look up something
Robo: I think she was looking up something called "Harry Potter"
Perverted Archer: So this Google knows a lot?
Robo: Apparently
Robo: Oh she left it on
Robo: SOREN WHAT THE ACTUAL F***
Future Witness: What's wrong?!?!?!?!
Robo: SOREN STOLE DIANA'S PHONE
Gothic Tomato: Do you have a death wish Soren?!?!?!?!?
Gothic Tomato: Diana might kill you for stealing her phone
Tsundere Pineapple: I had no idea you had the guts to do it
Robo: He's cursing now the phone is locked
Robo: Apparently it turns off if it's idle for too long
Perverted Archer: Of course
Tactician: What's Diana's password for her phone?
Future Witness: No idea
Gothic Tomato: I think the point of a password is so that no one else knows about it?
Tactician: Got it on my first try
Tsundere Pinapple: Maybe Jae knows? He seems like the kind of guy
Tsundere Pineapple: Oh nevermind
Tactician: By Ashera's name
Tactician: HOW MANY APPS DOES DIANA HAVE
Tactician: THIS IS OVERKILL
Robo: Um some of them already come preinstalled on her phone?
Robo: Like the worthless weather app that she hates
Tactician: Oh
Perverted Archer: And how do you know this?
Robo: She and Kiran were talking about apps one day and I was nearby
Tactician: Found the Google app
Tactician: I'm going to Google Avatar
Tactician: There are two Avatars. Airbender and some movie.....
Tsundere Pineapple: Wouldn't it be easier to just "Google" Avatar Kiyoshi?
Future Witness: I guess we're condoning stealing phones.....
Future Witness: We probably won't get in trouble since a tome is different from a phone.....
Perverted Archer: Oh right the rules
Robo: We can always vouch for Soren if we have to
Tactician: Googling Avatar Kiyoshi
Tactician: Oh Avatar is a show, kind of like Arrow
Tactician: Except not with actors it looks drawn and it has voices
Gothic Tomato: Cool
Tactician: Oh Avatar Kiyoshi was a female over 200 years old, could wield several elements, and maintained peace, then reincarnated into a male named Roku
Perverted Archer: The hell
Tactician: This... Is a lot of info
Tactician: Looking up the premise of the show
Future Witness: That's weird
*ten minutes pass*
Perverted Archer: You still alive Soren?
Tactician: Okay so there's two shows.
Tactician: Last Airbender is stopping the Fire Nation from conquering the world with an Avatar who is the last of the Wind Users
Tactician: The sequel, Korra, is basically the Avatar adjusting to the modern world
Tactician: There's so much info that I don't know if Diana's phone will last
Robo: Hey I would delete that search to be safe
Tactician: Okay I will
Tactician: .....
Future Witness: What happened now?
Tactician: !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tactician is offline
Robo: Um guys.......
Robo: In Kiran and Diana's world.....
Robo: THEY APPARENTLY CHRONICLED OUR ADVENTURES
Future Witness: *screeches*
Perverted Archer: *freaks out*
Gothic Tomato: *screams*
Tsundere Pineapple: *yells in shock*
Future Witness: No way
Robo: Yeah in "Video games"
Tactician is online
Tactician: EVERY WORLD HAS A GAME
Tactician: Okay some have several but still
Future Witness: H-How do you know this?
Tactician: When I was deleting my search, I saw the words Fire Emblem in a previous search that Diana made.
Future Witness: Should we interrogate Diana and Kiran over what they know?
Tsundere Pineapple: Sure
Perverted Archer: we just nede to fidn them
Gothic Tomato: USE PROPER ENGLISH NILES
Perverted Archer: nvr
Lance is online
Keith is online
Keith changed their nickname to Avatar
Lance changed their nickname to Wonder Woman
Future Witness: KIRAN DIANA TELL US WHAT YOU KNOW
Wonder Woman: ?
Avatar: Huh?
Gothic Tomato: We know the truth
Tsundere Pineapple: The fire Emblem video games
Wonder Woman: HOW THE EVERLOVING F*** DID YOU GUYS FIND OUT
Perverted Archer: Soren stole your phone
Wonder Woman changed Tactician's nickname to Ladybug
Wonder Woman: Pulling a Ladybug I see
Ladybug: ?
Avatar: Wait who is Robo
Robo: I'm Male Robin
Future Witness: We took a vote and added him in
Wonder Woman: Well he does work with us
Gothic Tomato: Back the games
Tsundere Pineapple: Yes please
Avatar: .............
Wonder Woman: It'll be easier if you guys came over to the library for the explanation
Wonder Woman: It will definitely take a while to explain
Ladybug is offline
Robo is offline
Perverted Archer is offline
Future Witness is offline
Gothic Tomato is offline
Tsundere Pineapple is offline
Wonder Woman: This is going to turn out badly
Avatar: Yeah.... Let's just hope they don't get too mad...
Wonder Woman is offline
Avatar is offline
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Poor Diana and Kiran/Kiyoshi.
Anyway this took several days to write since stuff kept coming up. I basically wanted the characters to find out about the games then discover that Jae and Jiao-long have the games with them
The McChrom thing was from a comment asking why there wasn't McChrom in the Overwatch chapter, and then I remembered that Matt Mercer voices McCree and Chrom.
Okay so initially it was that Soren called Kiran Kiyoshi and Robin was making S-Support jokes because Diana overheard it and Kiran flipped out. I had troubles writing that so I moved that subplot here. So Kiran's real name is Kiyoshi.
Anyway......
So now words's going to spread all over Askr. Cue some pissed off characters, but like everyone more or less understands why Kiran and Diana were quiet for the most time. A few of the character will get addicted to the games and then they find out information about themselves-
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