Dragon's out of the Bag/Librarian's Chatroom (2)

This'll be a fun chapter~

Also some random comment spiraled out of control so this may be the most random and long chat fic so far

Lance/Wonder Woman - Diana
Keith/Avatar - Kiran
Future Witness - Lucina
ANGSTY TEEN/Tactician/Soren/Ladybug - Soren
Perverted Archer - Niles
Gothic Tomato - Leo
Tsundere Pineapple - Takumi
Male Robin/Robo - Male Robin

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Lance is online

Keith is online

Future Witness is online

Future Witness: DIANA YOUR BROTHE RIS INSANE

Lance: Which one?

Lance: I have two of them

Future Witness: Jae

Lance: Oh yeah

Lance: Sorry about that

Keith: What did he do?

Future Witness: He tried to make my Father dress like a "cowboy" and yell "It's high noon"

Future Witness: He also called him McChrom.

Lance: Nagadammit Jae!

Lance: I need a word with him

Lance: Several, actually

Keith: Can I help?

Lance: Sure why not

ANGSTY TEEN is online

Lance: A wild Soren has appeared!

ANGSTY TEEN: Hello Diana

Tsundere Pineapple is online

Lance: An angry Takumi has appeared to kill us all!

Tsundere Pineapple: F*ck you Diana

Lance: Do that to Leo not me

Tsundere Pineapple: DIANA

Future Witness: If you do sleep with Leo please actually go into your room this time

Future Witness: If you don't I'll send Ryoma, Hinoka, Camilla, and Xander after you and Leo.

Future Witness: And maybe Reinhardt or Eldigan.

Tsundere Pineapple: WTF

Keith: Takumi this is an intervention

Keith: It's for your own good

Gothic Tomato is online

Keith: And Leo's

Lance: STOP BEING F**KING EXHIBITIONISTS YOU D*CKS

Lance: ¡O LES VOY A MATAR!

Soren: She just said "Or else I'll kill you."

Gothic Tomato: Diana wtf

Tsundere Pineapple: Soren how do you know this?

ANGSTY TEEN: I had Diana teach me Spanish.

Lance: YOU HELD MY SPICES HOSTAGE FOR FIVE DAYS TO GET ME TO TEACH YOU SOME OF THE BASICS

ANGSTY TEEN: I did what I had to do

Lance: ..............

Perverted Archer is online

Lance: A perverted Niles has come to sing Disney songs

Perverted Archer: HEY!

Perverted Archer: I would never sing Disney songs

Perverted Archer: Mostly because I don't know what Disney is.

ANGSTY TEEN: You're not upset that Diana called you a pervert?

Perverted Archer: I f*cking embrace it

Perverted Archer: It's who I am

Lance: How does one f*ck an embrace?

Gothic Tomato: *face palm*

Tsundere Pineapple: *sighs*

Future Witness: And so the chat spirals into madness

ANGSTY TEEN: Wow Diana

Perverted Archer: Kiyoshi you have the strangest girlfriend

Lance: wlsnwks,ajaldmaksqlsnk

Lance: WHAT

Lance is offline.

Future Witness: Kiyoshi?

Keith: Oh yeah that's my real name

Keith: No one can pronounce it back home

Keith: mhbfsdjgk

Keith is offline

Gothic Tomato: What just happened

ANGSTY TEEN changed their nickname to Tactician.

Tactician: Diana's yelling at Kiran

Gothic Tomato: Why?

Tactician: Um Kiran never told her his real name so she's mad since they're dating.

Tactician: No wait....

Tactician: She's..... Hyper now.

Tactician: She yelled something about Avatar and just dragged him away

Tactician: Something about grabbing her iPad for an Avatar Binge

Future Witness: And how do you know this?

Tactician: I was with Kiran and Male Robin when Diana showed up

Tactician: Male Robin's laughing right now

Tactician: Oh great he wants me to add him in this chat

Perverted Archer: do it

Gothic Tomato: Do it

Tsundere Pineapple: Do it

Future Witness: Do it

Future Witness: It's four against one since Diana and Kiran aren't here

Tactician: No

Tactician: I spend enough time with him already

Future Witness added Male Robin to the chat.

Tactician: Ashunera dammit

Tactician kicked Male Robin from the chat

Perverted Archer added Male Robin to the chat

Tactician kicked Male Robin from the chat

Tsundere Pineapple added Male Robin to the chat

Tactician kicked Male Robin from the chat

Gothic Tomato added Male Robin to the chat

Tactician kicked Male Robin from the chat

Perverted Archer kicked Tactician to the chat.

Future Witness added Male Robin to the chat.

Future Witness added Soren to the chat

Future Witness: Leave Male Robin alone.

Soren changed their nickname to Tactician

Tactician: Alright fine

Tactician: Just tell him to knock it off with the S-Support jokes

Male Robin: I would if my room wasn't next to yours and Ike's

Tactician: Yune dammit

Male Robin changed their nickname to Robo

Future Witness: Oh so you're Leo and Takumi 2.0, Soren?

Tactician: No

Tactician: He caught us making out.

Tactician: One. Time.

Tactician: In my room.

Robo: Yeah I may have opened the door looking for Soren to ask him a question

Tactician: The door was locked!

Perverted Archer: Wtf Robin

Perverted Archer: It's one thing for Leo and Takumi to be kinky exhibitionists who apparently forget that other people are around them

Gothic Tomato: HEY

Tsundere Pineapple: HEY

Future Witness: Don't deny it. We know it's true.

Perverted Archer: It's another thing to want to watch others

Robo: What about you Niles

Perverted Archer: Even I don't stoop to that level

Perverted Archer: I may make jokes but count me out when it comes to watching people do the dirty.

Future Witness: Agreed

Robo: Sorry Soren......

Tactician: I am standing right next to you

Robo: Whoops :p

Tactician: ?

Tactician: Diana left her phone

Tactician: Not the tome her phone from her world

Robo: Yeah she was using it to Google something

Lucina: Google?

Robo: Look up something

Robo: I think she was looking up something called "Harry Potter"

Perverted Archer: So this Google knows a lot?

Robo: Apparently

Robo: Oh she left it on

Robo: SOREN WHAT THE ACTUAL F***

Future Witness: What's wrong?!?!?!?!

Robo: SOREN STOLE DIANA'S PHONE

Gothic Tomato: Do you have a death wish Soren?!?!?!?!?

Gothic Tomato: Diana might kill you for stealing her phone

Tsundere Pineapple: I had no idea you had the guts to do it

Robo: He's cursing now the phone is locked

Robo: Apparently it turns off if it's idle for too long

Perverted Archer: Of course

Tactician: What's Diana's password for her phone?

Future Witness: No idea

Gothic Tomato: I think the point of a password is so that no one else knows about it?

Tactician: Got it on my first try

Tsundere Pinapple: Maybe Jae knows? He seems like the kind of guy

Tsundere Pineapple: Oh nevermind

Tactician: By Ashera's name

Tactician: HOW MANY APPS DOES DIANA HAVE

Tactician: THIS IS OVERKILL

Robo: Um some of them already come preinstalled on her phone?

Robo: Like the worthless weather app that she hates

Tactician: Oh

Perverted Archer: And how do you know this?

Robo: She and Kiran were talking about apps one day and I was nearby

Tactician: Found the Google app

Tactician: I'm going to Google Avatar

Tactician: There are two Avatars. Airbender and some movie.....

Tsundere Pineapple: Wouldn't it be easier to just "Google" Avatar Kiyoshi?

Future Witness: I guess we're condoning stealing phones.....

Future Witness: We probably won't get in trouble since a tome is different from a phone.....

Perverted Archer: Oh right the rules

Robo: We can always vouch for Soren if we have to

Tactician: Googling Avatar Kiyoshi

Tactician: Oh Avatar is a show, kind of like Arrow

Tactician: Except not with actors it looks drawn and it has voices

Gothic Tomato: Cool

Tactician: Oh Avatar Kiyoshi was a female over 200 years old, could wield several elements, and maintained peace, then reincarnated into a male named Roku

Perverted Archer: The hell

Tactician: This... Is a lot of info

Tactician: Looking up the premise of the show

Future Witness: That's weird

*ten minutes pass*

Perverted Archer: You still alive Soren?

Tactician: Okay so there's two shows.

Tactician: Last Airbender is stopping the Fire Nation from conquering the world with an Avatar who is the last of the Wind Users

Tactician: The sequel, Korra, is basically the Avatar adjusting to the modern world

Tactician: There's so much info that I don't know if Diana's phone will last

Robo: Hey I would delete that search to be safe

Tactician: Okay I will

Tactician: .....

Future Witness: What happened now?

Tactician: !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tactician is offline

Robo: Um guys.......

Robo: In Kiran and Diana's world.....

Robo: THEY APPARENTLY CHRONICLED OUR ADVENTURES

Future Witness: *screeches*

Perverted Archer: *freaks out*

Gothic Tomato: *screams*

Tsundere Pineapple: *yells in shock*

Future Witness: No way

Robo: Yeah in "Video games"

Tactician is online

Tactician: EVERY WORLD HAS A GAME

Tactician: Okay some have several but still

Future Witness: H-How do you know this?

Tactician: When I was deleting my search, I saw the words Fire Emblem in a previous search that Diana made.

Future Witness: Should we interrogate Diana and Kiran over what they know?

Tsundere Pineapple: Sure

Perverted Archer: we just nede to fidn them

Gothic Tomato: USE PROPER ENGLISH NILES

Perverted Archer: nvr

Lance is online

Keith is online

Keith changed their nickname to Avatar

Lance changed their nickname to Wonder Woman

Future Witness: KIRAN DIANA TELL US WHAT YOU KNOW

Wonder Woman: ?

Avatar: Huh?

Gothic Tomato: We know the truth

Tsundere Pineapple: The fire Emblem video games

Wonder Woman: HOW THE EVERLOVING F*** DID YOU GUYS FIND OUT

Perverted Archer: Soren stole your phone

Wonder Woman changed Tactician's nickname to Ladybug

Wonder Woman: Pulling a Ladybug I see

Ladybug: ?

Avatar: Wait who is Robo

Robo: I'm Male Robin

Future Witness: We took a vote and added him in

Wonder Woman: Well he does work with us

Gothic Tomato: Back the games

Tsundere Pineapple: Yes please

Avatar: .............

Wonder Woman: It'll be easier if you guys came over to the library for the explanation

Wonder Woman: It will definitely take a while to explain

Ladybug is offline

Robo is offline

Perverted Archer is offline

Future Witness is offline

Gothic Tomato is offline

Tsundere Pineapple is offline

Wonder Woman: This is going to turn out badly

Avatar: Yeah.... Let's just hope they don't get too mad...

Wonder Woman is offline

Avatar is offline

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Poor Diana and Kiran/Kiyoshi.

Anyway this took several days to write since stuff kept coming up. I basically wanted the characters to find out about the games then discover that Jae and Jiao-long have the games with them

The McChrom thing was from a comment asking why there wasn't McChrom in the Overwatch chapter, and then I remembered that Matt Mercer voices McCree and Chrom.

Okay so initially it was that Soren called Kiran Kiyoshi and Robin was making S-Support jokes because Diana overheard it and Kiran flipped out. I had troubles writing that so I moved that subplot here. So Kiran's real name is Kiyoshi.

Anyway......

So now words's going to spread all over Askr. Cue some pissed off characters, but like everyone more or less understands why Kiran and Diana were quiet for the most time. A few of the character will get addicted to the games and then they find out information about themselves-

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