So like apparently I said I was going to add this in and I never did. I'm so sorry.

Also as a note for ships - the stuff in this chapter only applies to Diana's Askr. So like this won't happen in other Askrs unless you do a request and say "Hey can I include (blank) from x chapter?"

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Die-Ana is online

Die-Ana: UGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

Die-Ana: UGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Die-Ana: UUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Shay-Rina is online

Shay-Rina: You okay Diana

Die-Ana: No

Fee-Yhorm is online

Gunn-thra is online

Die-Ana: I need to vent Jiao-long won't stop pestering me about how Bredibalik works and he won't let me finish organizing the library

Die-Ana: And I have no idea how to tell him how it works

Fee-Yhorm: Bredibalik?

Die-Ana: Bredabilik

Die-Ana: Breadabilik

Die-Ana: Breedabilik

Die-Ana: Brebaliduck

Die-Ana: Brebalidick

Die-Ana: THE FUCKING GUN THAT IS USED TO FUCKING SUMMON HEROES THAT KIRAN WANTS TO FUCKING MODIFY SO THAT FUCKING BARSTS COME OUT TO PUNCH FUCKING SURTR IN THE FUCKING FACE

Fee-Yhorm: Oh

Fee-Yhorm: That thing

Shay-Rina: That's not how you spell it

Gunn-Thra: Did you really just write dick in one of them and started saying F*ck, Diana? My goodness

Die-Ana: I CANT SPELL IT OKAY

Die-Ana: Also I swear a lot okay

Gunn-Thra: Tsk tsk

Shay-Rina: Lost cause Gunnthra this is Diana who freaks everyone with her swears. Even Niles gets concerned

Die-Ana: And I wear it like a motherfucking badge

Die-Ana: FUCK

Gunn-Thra: I whacked her with a rose for her language

Die-Ana: HOLY SHIT I HAVE NEW NAMES FOR YOU GUYS

Die-Ana changed Gunn-Thra's nickname to Gunns and Roses

Gunns and Roses: Did you really not learn anything from that thwack

Die-Ana changed Shay-Rina's name to Sharry Night

Die-Ana: THERE IS A BAND CALLED ‪GUNS AND ROSES‬ WHERE I AM FROM

Die-Ana: AND THERE IS A PAINTING CALLED STARRY NIGHT

Sharry Night: That's a no

Die-Ana: Dammit I have no idea what to do for Fjorm's name

Die-Ana: I can either go with Ford - FUCK NOT AGAIN GUNNTHRA OW

Die-Ana: or Fjord but I don't want to name you after a land formation

Sharry Night: She just keep going

Fee-Yhorm: Now that is dedication

Die-Ana changed Fee-Yhorm's nickname to Ninja Elsa

Ninja Elsa: Again with Frozen?

Die-Ana: I don't know what else could be used to be honest

Die-Ana: FUCK OFF JAE I AM WOR- THWACK OW THWACK OW THWACK OW THWACK THWACK THWACK GUNN THWACK WHY THWACK STOP THWACK LAUGHING THWACK JAE THWACK FUCK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK

Sharry Night: What just happened

Ninja Elsa: Did Diana have a stroke

Gunns and Roses: No Diana enabled text to speech as I whacked her with a rose for swearing

Die-Ana: I disabled it so you won't see text to speech again

Sharry Night: How did the rose survive all the thwacks

Ninja Elsa: Sister please don't whack Diana with a rose

Die-Ana: Fuck I enabled my tome to repeat what was being said

Die-Ana: ACK NOT AGAIN WHY

Gunns and Roses: The stop swearing

Sharry Night: That explains the random thwacks

Ninja Elsa: What did Jae want?

Die-Ana: Something about a support conversation where Virion kissed a statue and I had to drag him away from the statue

Ki-Ran is online

Al-Fonz is online

An-Nah is online

Sharry Night: Ew

Gunns and Roses: Ew

Ninja Elsa: Ew

Ninja Elsa: Which statue was it?

Die-Ana: One of Alfonse's

Bruh-No is online

Bruh-No: HEY ONLY I AM ALLOWED TO KISS ALFONSE'S STATUE

Bruh-No: Wait that came out wrong Fuck

Bruh-No: I thought you meant kiss Alfonse

Bruh-No: I have never kissed a statue okay I swear

Bruh-No: OW WHAT JUST HAPPENED

Die-Ana: ¿Fuisite pegado con un pin- *

Die-Ana: GUNN DO NOT WHACK ME AGAIN

Gunns and Roses: Excuse me while I go and

Gunns and Roses: Disinfect every statue here

Ninja Elsa: Excuse me while I go and

Ninja Elsa: Throw up at the mental image of Prince Bruno kissing a statue

Bruh-No: Excuse me while I go and

Bruh-No: Wonder how I messed up this badly

Ki-Ran: Excuse me while I go and

Ki-Ran: Try to figure out what the fuck is going on

Sharry Night: Excuse me while I go and

Sharry Night: Screenshot this so that I can tease Bruno

Die-Ana: Excuse me while I go and

Die-Ana: Figure out whether or not to punch Bruno or throw a book at him

An-Nah: Excuse me while I go and

An-Nah: Make body pi

An-Nah: lyaesite

An-Nah is offline

Die-Ana is offline

Sharry Night: And that my friends is Diana one punching An-Nah for suggesting body pillows

Ninja Elsa: She threw a book at Anna missed and then accidentally tripped and took Anna down with her

Ki-Ran: Goddammit Diana please don't scare me like that

Ki-Ran: OW GUNN WHY

Gunns and Roses: Please stop swearing

Ki-Ran: I WOULD IF YOU WOULDN'T HIT ME WITH ROSES

Ki-Ran: Anyway I'm going to take Diana to the infirmary

Ki-Ran is offline

Sharry Night: Guess I'll take Anna to the infirmary

Ninja Elsa: I'll come help

Sharry Night is offline

Ninja Elsa is offline

Loki has crashed the chat

Bruh-No: Now that this.... whatever happened is over I will continue to look for the cure

Loki: HELLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOO DARLINGS

Bruh-No: I am not dealing with this

Bruh-No is offline

Loki: I AM HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE

Gunns and Roses has kicked Loki out of the chat

Gunns and Roses: Is this the first time Loki has entered the chat or is this a common thing

Al-Fonz: Think this is the first time she has entered the chat. She sounded drunk

Loki has broken into the chatroom

Loki: I AM BACK BITCHES

Gunns and Roses kicked Loki out of the chatroom

Gunns and Roses: I am going to go and talk to Loki

Gunns and Roses is offline

Al-Fonz:

Al-Fonz: WHAT JUST HAPPENED

Al-Fonz is offline

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* Fuisite pegado con un pin- Did you just get hit by a fu- (Diana was going to ask Bruno if he got hit with a rose)

Whether or not Bruno kissed the statue is up to you.

Also initially he DID kiss the statue but the ambiguity makes it funnier, and that was also before I made Gunnthra whack people with roses (that she materialized or something)

Gunnthra whacking people for swearing actually came from me not being able to spell the gun's name and having Diana swear. I thought it would be funny if someone tried to get Diana to stop swearing so Rose Whacker Gunnthra was born.