If there's one thing Marco's learned over the past week, don't mess with women, moreover, Mewnian women, the dominant sex in Mewni. He learned it the hard way, however, and oh boy does he regret it.

It was in the early hours of a Sunday, where everything started going wrong. Marco woke up blissfully, alone. He looked at the empty area of the bed in front of him, wondering where Star ...

Oh yes, he only remembered Star sleeping in his bed half naked just a split second ago, Marco turned to his back and stared at the ceiling. What have I gotten myself into? He thought to himself. Oh God, what do I do now? It's must be my fault Star is behaving like this...

That blow job was pretty great though... I never knew she was so good at sucking d- AH! What am I saying!?

"Hey Marco, Mijo?." Came his mother's voice, Marco shook himself from his trance, "Yeah Mom! What is it?" He sat up on the side of his bed, his mother was leaning on the door frame, "Hurry up and take a bath, we're going to church." Marco rubbed his eyes again and asked, "Is Star coming?"

"No dear, you know she's not very fond of religion."

"Oh yeah, forgot about that." He scratched his hair and looked at the digital alarm clock on his bedside desk, 7:03 am it had said.

Marco was not very fond of religion either, he and his family would only occasionally pray in a church, let alone be praying at all. Marco was constantly ignorant of the divine, he believed they existed, but he never really saw them as something worthy of his time. That won't save him once the Day of Judgment arrives.

He stood up and walked out of his room and to the bathroom, and then he closed the door. It took a few minutes, making absolutely sure it was locked, not wanting anyone to open it while he was taking a bath.

He took off his clothes, placed them on top of the sink and stepped inside the bathroom.

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Moon had been traversing the woods for almost a whole day; she didn't mind however, she's been in longer journeys alone many times. Moon did feel quite unsure of this journey, for she's never passed this part of the Forest of Certain Death.

Her warnicorns stopped and neighed; Moon woke up from the carriage in the back and crawled to the front. There was a crossroad, Moon went back and stuck her hand down a purple chest, and later pulled out a map, the returned to the front.

She opened the map, and checked where she was at the moment.

She turned the warnicorns left, then they started trotting once more; she sat down and rolled up her map and placed it on her lap.

Why was she out here you ask?

She was heading for Queen Soupina's Highland Garden, She picked flowers and fruits where she crushed and extracted healing enzymes which she mixed with her soup. Her acts where not tolerated quite well by the other royal kingdoms, as she tended more to her people than to her wartime or economical matters, because of this, She had recruited a small number of commoners to become her successors in the case she would be assassinated by other kingdoms that wanted her healing magic.

Soupina died of old age, her medicine could death, but she never wanted eternal life, she wanted to see life lived without pain, so when death came knocking at her door, she let him in for dinner. This gave her the title of Soupina the Strange, for she was strange for placing herself at risk for peasants, and strange for creating a potion that gave the user eternal life, and never intended to use it.

Many people claimed she was a heroine, many of the next generation thought of it as foolish of her. Moon thought it was just plain irony.

Her followers taught countless healers, and the other healers passed their knowledge down to other healers, until soon enough Queen Soupina was known as one of the greatest name in Mewni's medical history, a history that needed foot steps to follow.

Her healers never taught Queen Soupina's Favorite potion, no not the potion that gave eternal life, but the one she would be most famous proud of. The potion cured every single physical disease in the body, and it was assured the user would live a full 100 or more years of healthy life. It was never given a name, so their society was called the Nameless, for Soupina knew names hold power, and she never wanted her society to empower peasants, a 'For the People, By the People' Policy.

The Nameless were the only ones worthy to use Soupina's Eternal Life Potion. The potion gave eternal life, but Soupina wanted life painless, not endless, so the Nameless will guard the garden until the end of time with heavy hearts and depression, for this is the price they must pay to keep a secret.

Moon's job was to get there, plead them to make the unnamed potion, and give it to her daughter and her daughter alone, Simple enough.

A loud tearing noise filled the forest. Moon woke up and saw that half of the map had been torn apart by something. "No, No, No!" she exclaimed, then looked back and saw a brown three-eyed squirrel holding the torn part of the rolled up parchment, and climbed away from the road and disappeared into the trees.

Moon cursed an old Mewnian word, and rolled the map open, the half of the map where the garden was supposed to be was gone, and she scanned the map for a nearby village and saw one east of where she was.

Hiya!

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She reached the village faster than she had expected.

She stepped ordered the warnicorns to settle down and stop, she led the two to a nearby lake to drink, and she walked a small distance and saw a small quant village behind a grove of trees. she walked towards it and saw an elderly lady walk up to her.

"Hello Dear, What brings you here?"

"Greetings, I'm just a traveler from Mewni, I was wondering whether..." She stopped mid sentence to see a screaming lady wrapped in a torn white veil being dragged by a man into a hut.

"Yes darling?" The old lady asked. Suddenly a loud scream of a lady came out. Then a loud male voice shouted, "Quiet! You Whore!" And then there was a sound like a swing of a bat.

"W-wondering... If you could spare a glass of water for me, I'm, parched..." She averted her original question; this village may not be trusted to be safe.

"Why of course dear, anything to help a traveler." She pulled a water container from her side and handed it to her; she reluctantly drank it and returned the container to the old lady.

The water left a strange taste in her mouth, then two large men came out from a door from where the old lady came from, Moon felt unsafe, so she tried running, but one of the men came in front of her and laughed, she was surrounded.

"You Perverts!" She exclaimed, and then tried pulling out a sword using magic, but she soon realized the old lady was grinning, and Moon started feeling weak, realizing the water had a potion that nullified her magical ability; she could not even turn into her Mewberty form. The men came closer, Moon tried punching them in the stomach or slap their faces, all the while trying to keep balance and see clearly.

The last thing she saw was a large meaty fist that swung towards her face, and then there was nothing.

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"... The mass has been offered go in peace, glorifying God forever."

"Thanks be To God." Marco muttered, and then clapping was heard among the church. The bell rung and families started leaving the area, a few staying to have a chat with the Priest.

The Diaz family left after a little while, Marco looked left and right for anything to do, then saw the Mother of Ferguson talking to Alfonso, who smiled occasionally whenever Ferguson's mom made a joke about his son.

Marco looked at Ferguson who was beside him and gave him the evil eye. "Mijo, It's time to go." Raphael honked lightly as not to disturb the other people walking back to their houses; Marco returned his attention to them, "Y-Yeah, alright..." Then got in the back and at down.

...

Star wandered around the house wondering why the Diaz's where taking so long to get back home. Star sighed and walked towards the T.V and switched it to the Nature Channel. What first came out was a frogs having sex in a pond. Star gasped and blushed and turned the T.V Off...

Seconds later she was fingering herself on the couch; her one hand down her pants the other covering her mouth.

Nothing's going to fix her anytime soon.

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Expect things to get messy by the Next few chapters... ;)

-Pie