Louis: How didn't I know about this before?!

Harry: Lou, calm down...

Harry: You're over-reacting now...

Zayn: Yeah Lou, take a deep breath and relax-

Louis: go to hell Malik, you know nothin'

Zayn: Exactly, that's my point.

Zayn: When it's something that concerns u two, why quarrel in a groupchat?!

Niall: But me is enjoying The Larent's Show

Louis: Nail istg I'll throw u outta the group now

Niall: .....

Niall: what did I do? :'(

Harry: LOUIS RELAX!

Louis: Imma sue that company

Zayn: Care to explain ANYTHING?

Liam: I think I know what the matter is...
Liam sent a pic:-

Niall: ....

Niall: Damn it! They'll make more money than any of us lads with that candle now!

Niall: Me should've had taken a partnership with them long back-

Louis kicked Niall out of Directionators

Zayn: Awhh, poor Lou doesn't have Harry only to himself now XD

Louis: stfu Malik. I congratulated you doesn't mean I'll sit and listen

Liam: Looks like someone's jealous and angry

Liam: And that's NOT a good combination when it comes to Louis

Louis: Tell me about it -_-

Harry: @Liam yeahh, and very VERY over-reactive rn.

Zayn: You know who else is jealous rn, lads?

Zayn: Me!

Louis: .....

Harry: ??

Liam: Wha-?

Zayn: Me was Louis' baby and Freddie replaced me! Then me was rooting for Liam and Bear threw me outta the picture! Now... Zayn disowned me too after little Niamh arrived!

Louis: WE DON'T STAN NIAMH!!!! ZAYN HOW COULD U NAME YOUR BABY "NIAMH"???

Louis: @Zayn YOU'LL DIE TRYING TO PRONOUNCE THAT NAME

Liam: What the freaking hell is happening >.<

Harry: Niall, is it possible that you're at Zaynie's place?

Zayn: Uh-huh, me dropped by at his place and m not leaving anytime soon XD

Zayn: Besides, NYC and Gigi's mom love me too much to let me leave :p

Zayn: He's busy with his kiddo and me's got his phone for a while

Louis: In that case, I'll kick Zayn out as well.

Zayn: NO!!! PLEASELOUISDON'TDOTHAT...

Louis: This is definitely our Nail.

Liam: Yeahh, Zayn won't ever be begging like that

Harry: Oi @Niall

Zayn: Yah Harry?

Harry: Click a pic of her and send it to us!!!!!

Zayn: Um...me had a deal with Malik

Zayn: He let me in only after me swore on Nandos that me won't take any pictures of her-

Louis: You're useless Nail -_-

Zayn: And you're heartless Louis

Louis: ???

Harry: You know, coz you "disowned" baby Niall after Freddie came...

Louis: Oh Jesus-

Harry added Niall to Directionators

Harry made Niall an admin

Niall: ME FEELS SO VERY NEGLECTED EVER SINCE THOSE THREE MICE CAME INTO ME LIFE T^T

Liam: .....

Louis: .....

Harry: Uh...

Zayn: !!!!!!!????????...........

Liam: Did you just

Louis: Call our babies

Zayn: MICE?

Niall: .....

Niall: Can u blame me?

Harry: Um... technically the Dads can, Niall

Zayn: Oi, @Harry only Lou's your Daddy, don't drag me and Liam in

Harry: ......

Louis: Niall you have exactly 5 seconds to apologise

Niall: But

Zayn: 5

Niall: It's not me who abandoned y'all! You lads abandoned me!

Harry: 4

Niall: Harry, you too?!

Liam: 3

Niall: It's not like you lads can do anything to me through the chat that I have to say sorry

Louis: 2

Zayn: @Niall, pal, you're in the living area of my house. Don't push your luck :)

Niall left Directionators

Louis: Poor baby couldn't handle the pressure

Zayn: Wait- I just heard the front door click open and shut-

Liam: Niall Zayned from Zayn's house!

Louis: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH

Zayn: stfu @Liam

Zayn: We are over

Liam: No! T^T

Harry: I do support Niall's sentiments though

Zayn: Too late Harreh, he left the group already

Louis: Really now @Harry?

Harry: Yah... you call rarely and surprises are close to zero these days. All I hear about is Fred. Freddie. And. FREDWARD T^T

Louis: .....

Louis: First that whole people-buying-candle thing and now, this! You know what? I need a break

Zayn: HA! NOW YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS!

Louis: ?

Zayn: The pressure is so much that u want a B-R-E-A-K

Zayn: THAT'S WHAT I HAD FELT WHEN I WAS ON THAT TOUR!

Louis: I really don't have the time or energy to debate you down, Malik

Zayn: More like you don't have anything to beat the real logic I presented

Louis: I just realized that... Harry and Liam went offline already-

Zayn: Oh no... I guess Li took my 'We are over' a bit too seriously :(

Louis: I think I too went a little harsh with Haz... T^T

Zayn: @Liam Hey Paynoooo! Ziam is always our thing! We can never be over, get your spoon-fearing ass back here now!

Louis: @Zayn You unromantic moron!

Zayn: Hey, I am a very romantic person >:|

Louis: Uh-huh, "spoon-fearing ass" is the dreamiest phrase I ever heard of! You my inspiration now Zayn

Zayn: Glad to be your inspiration Lou ^-^

Louis: Fook off man, I need to call Haz now-