Niall changed the name of the group to 'Fantastic Five'

Louis: The most original name I ever heard

Liam: Oof the sarcasm

Niall: What? You had named it 'Two of Us'. Not everyone's bad at Mathematics, you know, Louis.

Louis: Who said I'm bad at calculations?

Zayn: I remember someone answering the question 36+6 equals 38

Niall: High five!

Harry: Niall, when did you sort out your relo with Malik?

Niall: I dunno, ever since me best lads forgot me birthday, I guess?

Louis: ......

Harry: .......

Liam: Niall, are you high on something today?

Niall: Yup. You name it, I've had it.

Zayn is typing...

Liam: ZAYN WE DON'T NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE KINDS AND SUBTYPES OF DRUGS.

Zayn: Well, he had asked for it so, *shrugs*

Louis changed the name of the group to 'Fantastic Four'

Harry: I see that's very original

Niall: Oh please, you're another dummy when it comes to originals.

Harry: ......

Niall: You named your pet hamster 'HAMSTER'!

Harry: Point

Zayn: Hey! It should be Fantastic Five and not FOUR! You really surpassed your calculative skills Louis

Louis: Is that a traitor I hear speaking?

Zayn: ......

Zayn: Fine, I'll change it by myself

Niall: Oh, btw Harreh,

Harry: Yes, Niall?

Niall: TYSM!!! I never expected to get such a surprise! I forgive you ^-^

Louis: .......

Harry: Aw, you're welcome boo!

Liam: Wow, better date than sewer

Liam: BETTER LATE THAN NEVER!

Liam: NY AUTOCORRECT DUCKS!

Niall: Whoa, Liam you're autocorrect is getting better day by day

Harry: Yeah, it reminds me of Lou

Louis: Hey! I was always the best in bed, okay?

Harry: Oh Lou, you a quick learner I meant

Zayn: Oh gosh the Larryness

Zayn: Wait- I just realized that...

Zayn: *le gasp*

Zayn: I'M NOT AN ADMIN!

Louis: Which means

Harry: You can't

Louis: Change

Harry: The

Louis: Name of the group

Harry: Happy realization!

Niall: So nobody wanna hear what Harry gave me?

Liam: Oh sure we doobie Niall

Niall: ....

Liam: I meant SURE, WE DO, NIALL

Niall: So I wake up and receive a long text from Harry about how he has time-travelled back to 24 hours and how it's me birthday today. He then sent me a digital card. To top that up, I received a cake and gifts parcelled up!

Zayn: Harry, you and I are soulmates!

Louis: What the fuck now?

Harry is typing...

Louis: HAROLD DON'T YOU DARE TYPE AN 'AWWWW'

Harry: Nawwwwww

Niall: As coincidental as it is, Zayn too parcelled me some gifts and a cake AND a digital card!

Liam: That means now only Louis is on Niall's 'Hate-List'

Louis: .......

Louis: What bigger gift than the gift of love, eh Niall?

Niall: A trip to Nando's?

Liam: Yep

Zayn: Definitely bigger than the gift of love. No doubt on that.

Harry: I'm with Niall on this one

Louis: You know I'd have personally taken you to Nandos had it not been this stupid pandemic

Zayn: You could've got an order delivered to him rather than making false promises

Louis: Why, the traitor seems to make some incomprehensible noises! I don't hear anything worth my time.

Zayn: So this is how it's gonna be?

Louis: Always and forever

Liam: Um, Louis? Niall's gift?

Louis: Oh, right. About that...

Liam: Please tell me you at least know Niall's address?

Zayn: Nah, he's just texted Harry, asking him about the address. I bet he did that.

Louis: No I didn't!

Harry: Sure, he stays right next block from where you asked. Close guess though, baby :)

Liam: .......

Zayn: ........

Niall: ........

Louis: DAMNIT HAROLD! WRONG CHAT!

Harry: Oh...Um... I gotta zayn!

Harry went offline.

Zayn: Hey!