13th September, 2020

Louis Tomlinson created the group 'Two of Us'
Louis added Harry Styles

Harry: Aw, I swear I'm so touched!

Louis: Wait- who the hell touched you if I'm sitting here with Freddie?

Harry: Ha. Ha. Ha. You ruined the moment.

Louis: Haz, we always have our moments. This one counts as well. ;)

Harry: So you taking the name of the group seriously?

Louis: Yeah, y?

Harry: Coz it's a GROUP. Lou. We could privately text anyway, you know that, right?

Louis: Meh, but I wouldn't have got to name our chat now, would I?

Harry: Add the rest now

Louis is typing...

Harry: NO I DO NOT MEAN BJ OR DANNIELE OR ANY OF THEM BY 'REST'.

Louis: Smart thinking

Louis made Harry an admin
Louis added Liam Payne
Louis added Niall Horan

Liam: Whoa, a grope chat, I see

Louis: ...

Harry: .......

Niall: .............

Louis: Did you just

Harry: say

Niall: GROPE?

Liam: Wait- wha-...

Liam: NO! MY AUTOCORRECT DID THAT! I SWEAR IT WASN'T ME

Harry made Niall an admin
Harry made Liam an admin

Harry: Relax Li, we know u didn't mean that

Louis: Besides, you're the most well-mannered boy of the band. We don't expect that.

Liam: Aw, I'm touched. \(^0^)/

Louis: ....

Louis: WHAT'S IT WITH EVERYONE BEING TOUCHED TODAY?

Liam: Wha-?

Harry: Oh it's our little secret, Lima ;)

Niall: Ohhh, like Victoria's Secret?

Louis: ......

Liam: .......

Harry: .......

Niall: Fine! My bad. I'm keeping shut now.

Louis: So Harreh,

Harry: Yeah Lewis?

Niall: Time for some Larents!

Liam: Here's some popcorn Niall, we're gonna need it.

Louis: What's it with you making everyone an admin? It won't have a value now.

Harry: We are all equals Lou, learn to appreciate that :)

Liam: Can we measure your heights and see how equal that comes off?

Niall: HAHAHAHHHAHHHAHAHHHAAAAA

Louis kicked Liam from Two of Us

Louis: Niall you were saying something?

Niall: Nope, sir.

Harry: That was mean Lou >:|

Louis: What? So u on Payne's side now?

Harry: Oh no baby, I didn't mean that!

Louis: I'm 5'9 for heaven's sake!

Niall: The most accurate fact of the universe.

Louis: Is that sarcasm I hear Nail?

Niall: .... I think I'll just go and play some golf.

Harry added Liam Payne to Two of Us
Harry made Liam an admin

Louis: Look whose back after a kick off!

Liam: Duck off

Niall: OML HAHAHAAA!!!!!!!

Louis: You're autocorrect has a better sense of humour than you do

Harry: Louis William Tomlinson.

Louis: Yes, Harry Edward Styles?

Liam: LARRY TIME IS BACK!

Niall: OH ME YESSS!!!!

Louis: Kids, Larry never left in the first place.

Harry: Awwww

Niall: Anyway, I wanna thank you lads for such a surprise!

Louis: What surprise?

Harry: You mean me making u the admin? Sure, welcome Niall :)

Niall: ..................

Liam: Uh... Guys?

Louis: Shush, don't always interrupt Li. What surprise Naill?

Niall: ..............

Harry: I hate suspense Niall! Come on now

Liam: At this point, even I'd have disowned you two idiots.

Liam: What date is it today, Larry?

1 Minute later
Louis is typing....
Harry is typing....

Niall: You know what? Just leave it. I'm not upset about it.

Liam: Really?

Louis: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO NAILL!!! I created this group for you! Don't believe me? Read the name of the group! It refers to you and I! Nouis!

Harry: Stretched the joke too long, eh? You almost believed us! Well, look at the name of the group. It's Two of Us. Sure it's Louis' song but it signifies us, Narry!

Liam: ....

Niall: .....

Harry: DAMN IT TOMLINSON!

Louis: HEY! IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT WE'RE SOULMATES

Harry: Awww

Liam: Getting off the track now, aren't we?

Niall: It's okay though, really.

Louis: Really?

Harry: Really?

Niall: You guys forgot to wish me on my birthday that comes only once an entire year. What's there to be upset about?

Liam: Just ignore the muddle heads, Nail.

Niall: ... You too started with calling me Nail now?

Liam: IT'S THE AUTOCORRECT!

Niall added Zayn Malik

Louis: WHAT

Harry: THE

Liam: DUCK

Zayn: Aw, I missed such greetings guys!

Louis: NIALL WHY'D YOU DO THAT?!!

Niall: Unlike you two lads, Liam and Zayn wished me the moment the clock struck twelve. He deserves to stay.

Zayn: AWWW, I'm so touched!

Louis: .............

Louis: NO! MY EYES! MY MIND!

Harry: There, there Lou. It's all okay. *pats your back*

Liam: So how's everything blowing Zayn?

Zayn: .......

Niall: HAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHH

Louis: ALL HAIL LIAM'S MIGHTY AUTOCORRECT!

Harry: And here begins the Ziam.

Liam: I meant 'GOING' not 'BLOWING'

Zayn: Nothing much.

Harry: So much humiliation on Liam for those two words from Malik