Chapter: Christmas Special Part 1
Doct: Minna san.... Merry Christmas! As you can see I am telling a very special event for the special day known as Christmas! Oh the joy brings everyone bring closer togethers, kids getting presents, celebrating of the best holidays of the years! I even decoration of my own room! *Spread his arms to showing the room*
Doct: Now.... Let us tell the story of our heroes will save the Christmas from the certain old enemy returns... Now... Once there is our hero known as (Y/N) William... He was in the fishing with Archie. In the lake of Inazuma...
The Story begins
(Y/N) is currently threw his fishing rod attracted with the wire on it in far distance away before landed in the river.
As you can see... (Y/N) is currently fishing, because Christmas is coming soon. He gonna need the bigger rod in order to catch the big fish.
But...
Archie: Fish, fish, fish, fish, fish! *Mutter in excitement*
His best friend/partner Archie the talking cat is actually the dragon. And he getting impatient, because he wanted to eat some of the fish.
(Y/N): Calm down, Archie. You can get some of the fish. *Smiles in reassures*
Archie: How can I calm down?! I need some fish! Fish! Fish! Fish!
Making (Y/N) let out of the small smiles, knowing Archie can be deadpanned snarker. But... Knowing that Archie still care for him and plus his other predecessors in thousands years ago.
Suddenly, Archie's ears raising up started twitch a bit, he glance at the rod (Y/N)'s holding. He having concentration looks and reacted in time, that his rod shaking a bit.
Archie: You got it?!
(Y/N): I got it!
Archie: Do you still got it?!
(Y/N): I still got it. *Getting bit annoyed*
Archie: I need to know if yo...
(Y/N): I SAID I GOT IT, AND YOU NEED TO CHILL OUT ARCHIE!!! *High shrieking at Archie in bit irritated tone*
Making his pet cat to be let out startled and bit frightened by his partner's attitude. Usually he always kind and caring, sometime he can be snapped inherited from his mother's personality.
As (Y/N) turns his head focus toward on the lake. Seeing the string moving forward as (Y/N) grabbed the handle to crank and reeling back.
Archie: Can you, (Y/N) you can do it! You can do it! You can do it! Bring in the big fish! Bring in the big fish! BRING IN THE F**KING BIG FISH!!! *Screaming in rages with red eyes*
(Y/N): ORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! *Screaming in loudly*
https://youtu.be/J7cZdwtYudc
And now.... Seeing of (Y/N) currently in the water lake, as he felt his lower half felt wet in the water. And Archie holding the camera. Why.... Because he already f***ing caught the big fish in 2 fricking seconds.
(Y/N): Well... Looks like you got your fish, Archie. *sheepish smiles*
Archie: Yes... Now, let go home, because today is Christmas. Otherwise....
???: Finally I have found you, my rival!!!
(Y/N): Oh no... Why him... *frown tone with annoyed expression*
However... (Y/N)'s self proclaimed rival... Banjou has pop out of nowhere from emerging from the lake. As his body's soaking wet from the body and.... He has some of the lily pad above on his head.
He flying forward at his rival while he spreading his arms in air, to flew toward at his rival. (Y/N) Williams with blank looks.
(Y/N): Sup, Banjou... How you're doing? *rolls his eyes*
Banjou: How I've doing?! Ahahahahaha.... Now I have finally to be train and fight my worthy rival with the new move I learnt!
(Y/N): Dude.... It Christmas... Can't you ever take a break, mom? *assure him*
Banjou: Christmas?! Hahahahahahaha.... No! I have time for Christmas! Christmas are really stupid and dumb, why does the red fa... *cut*
He didn't get to finished his words, when.... (Y/N) spun around before threw the powerful roundkick against the face of Banjou.
As Banjou landed as his head slammed against the rock. While (Y/N) lifting to carrying the large fish, with his inhumane strength walking with Archie as he walk like the human.
(Y/N): This guy never give up, right Archie....?
Archie: Indeed.... It starting to be unhealthy for him because he was too obsessed to getting strength in order to defeat you (Y/N)...
(Y/N): Yeah.... It getting annoying that he keeping everywhere... When we're go somewhere... *frown tone*
Archie: Indeed, he remind me of the man wearing the eye patch on left side eye, wearing the orange jacket with Hannaya on his back but has the same tattoo on his back with the dragon on tattoo.
(Y/N): You mean Goro san? You know... That guy is pretty cool, but sometime to be crazy and weird keep appearing in the different time of the direction. *Sweatsdropped*
Archie: Indeed.... *nodded his head*
While the Dragon Knight and the talking cat are walking away, the bird flew in midair before pooped on Banjou's head. Suddenly Banjou slammed his fist creating the small crater, before he slowly raise his head up with anger look.
Banjou: Dammit! I f**king lost again! I need to train again! *Shouted in loudly before rushes away*
As the young hot headed dragon started sprinted off in the random direction toward of the forest. But... What he didn't know... There is a partner has been fated to him...
Mini dragon: Raghhhhhhhh!!! *releasing of small blue fire, before continue following him*
Timeskipped brought you by all the chibi girls fighting over for (Y/N) by pulling his arms feeling it tearing apart. Because it has mistletoes under beneath him.
(Y/N) and Archie has finally returned back home of their resident house, where they're live. And sometimes their friends and allies visit and live here.
(Y/N) enter the indoor, seeing of all his friends having the usual days. Lumine helping with Pyra, Byeol, Victoria, Nuying, Lisa, Keqing, Ganyu, Eula, Ayaka, Miyuki in the Kitchen. Leon with Amber, Noelle, Bennett, and Yanfei are decorating the house, Sara always keep her Shogun in company. Kokomi planning the "party" but secretly wanted to spend time with (Y/N), while Gorou in depression knowing he can't her affection. Jean, Ningguang and Diluc scolded Rosaria, Beidou and Kaeya about their alcoholic addiction. Chongyun and Xingqiu preventing Hu Tao to pranking, Clyde having the friendly dual on Childe, Thoma and (Y/N)'s cousin. Fischl, Mona and Barbara planning to singing of Christmas carol. Yoimiya is planning for the fireworks, Razor eating cookies with Paimon, and Xiao always with Zhongli as the God of Morax annoyed at Venti drinking too much of eggnog.
(Y/N): Man.... Everyone coming together.... It been a long time we're spend in Christmas, right Archie? *Smiles*
Archie: Yeah.... Good thing we don't have to eat Noodle in Christmas while we're travel... *cringe of the memory*
(Y/N): *Shudder the memory* Yeah.... You're right.... *realize something* Hey, where Nox?
Making Archie shrugs his shoulders.
Suddenly they're heard the familiar sound of Yo-ho-hoh! Making them glance behind their back, revealing Nox is sitting on the chair in front of the small children like Klee, Qiqi, Diona, Sayu, Teucer and...... Timmie.
Nox: And so.... me and (Y/NNY) san has finally defeated of the big bad rip off version of Santa is the goat. Me and (Y/NNY) san give the chance to Krampus' kind hearted brother Greg become the version of Santas giving the presents for the Good boys and girls of monsters for their first time of Christmas Monster holiday. The End... *cross his arms with smug grins*
Making the children let out of the claps in awe, feeling amazed and astonished by Nox during his adventures but except for...
Timmie... With the judged looks and not even convinced with the story while he crossing his arms.
Timmie: I don't believe, you. *blunt tone*
Nox: The heck did you say you, little brat?!
Timmie: About the ridiculous story that you made up! Meeting Santa Klaus, and the good version Krampus has the brother name Greg is the monster Santa doesn't real to me! *Snap*
Nox: Oh yeah.... Well.... Poor little Timmie doesn't have a lot of friends, because he only spend with the little pigeons because they are so delicious! *counter to roast him with grins*
Kids: OOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
As Timmie tried to hold his tear back, but failed too. Because he burst out of crying spreads out.
Timmie: I hate you guys so much! *crying in miserable before run away*
Nox: Yeah! Run away, kid! Wait! That remind me what to do... *devious grin*
Mawase! Sentaiger! Yosoro! Sentai ni Revolution!
He pulls the trigger, fired the blast of the golden avatar of Time Fire, before merging with Nox. As the bright light appear cover on Nox's left wrist.
Nox: Q-Rex destroy the Pigeon Nest where of the foolishness Timmie always secretly hang out and use full POWEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!
Meanwhile at the Bird Nest
As Timmie already return to Mondstadt. He walking approaching to the forest where he always spend time with a pigeon. Before he could enter the forest, suddenly he felt the ground shaken in trembling.
Timmie stop his body to move another birds, making the birds to flock their wings to fly away frightened from the numerous sound. As Timmie turn look behind before his eyes open wide with shocked. Fill with terror that his eyes spotted.
https://youtu.be/o6qAIaqK3_Q
Yep! It Godzil.... I mean Q-Rex!
Q-Rex:
https://youtu.be/xMwpC70di2w
Q-Rex preparing to be charging up on its cannon, as Timmie hesitated to run away but unaware that he pee his pant out dipping. Q-Rex ready to fired of it full power of laser beam from it cannon and mouth shooting extended length of beam.
Aiming targeting every single birds like the Pigeons to obliterate them into like the roasted chicken.
(A/N: Imagine the Dodo are Pigeons are roasted dead like the roasted chicken or Turkey. Delicious for the Christmas coming up... *lick*)
Timmie:....
https://youtu.be/WWaLxFIVX1s
Nox: Merry Christmas brat! I hope you like the roasted birds for as the Christmas presents! *grins*
(Y/N): Really, Nox? *Deadpanned tone*
Nox: What?! That kid is really annoying! *shrugged his shoulders*
(Y/N): Hmmm.... True. *Admit that is true before facing kids* Alright kids, scatter off you can go off.
Kids: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy!!! *Spreading off running*
(Y/N): Klee, what with the letter? *intrigued tone*
Klee: It for the letter for Santa! I wanted to give me a present of the teddy bear that I always wanted this year! *Smiles in innocent tone*
(Y/N): Awww.... That is really sweet for you Kle... *cut*
Klee: And then I wanted to bring some of the bomb of the teddy to give other friends and goes.... Kaboom!!! What you think? *Smiles in innocent tone*
Making (Y/N) open wide in terrified expression while Nox with the troll grins, as Archie raising his eyesbrow in distrubance.
(Y/N): Well.... That was something... Klee don't write about the bomb on the teddy bear. Someone get hurt. *convincing her with soft tone*
Klee: But why not, it Christmas? *innocent tone*
(Y/N): It is but.... If you ask him about the bomb, but... Santa might put you on the naughty list. He won't give you of your present this year, do you understand? *suggestion in stated*
Klee: Oh.... Okay... I understand... *frown with upset*
(Y/N): I know... But later, we can watch the fireworks after Santa gave you! *Smiles in enthusiastic*
Klee: Fireworks yayyy!!! I wanted watch it, big brother (Y/N) *Smiles*
As (Y/N) felt his heart got shot by the heart, before he clutches his chest where his heart located and his eyes squinted.
Inner (Y/N): So cute! Klee is so much!
Nox: Damn right, we going to watch Fireworks! Btw did you know that Santa is no... *cut*
But he was interrupted when his best friend cover his mouth, with the annoyed looks.
(Y/N): Don't..... You... Dare.... Nox... *menacing look before revert to his niceness* Okay, Klee! Maybe you can run along, Klee! *Smiles*
Klee: Okay! Bye, (Y/N) Nii san! Bye Nox Nii san! *Smiles and left*
Nox:.... I'm going to adopt her as my child... *smiles*
(Y/N): Really, Nox? *Deadpanned tone with eyebrow raised*
Nox: What? You do know about I even that red fat jolly guy has the white beard. He need to stop eating cookies he getting fats! *complain tone*
(Y/N):..... You're still have the grudge on Santa, do you, Nox? *deadpanned tone*
Nox: Well, for your information, yes! I still have the grudge on the fat bastard for never giving the present! And the author never give me the shrine of our origin adventures in flashback! *huff in complaining with arms cross*
(Y/N): Right.... *Skeptical*
Pyra: Wait, Nox hate Santa Claus?!
Xingqiu: The same one who bring joys and happy in Christmas holidays giving the presents for the good boys and girls?!
Clyde: Wow! I did not except that!
Diluc: It is true, that he is the insane, lunatic and idiot like to causes of his trouble and destruction. Like you...
Noelle: How could you dislike on Santa? He the most nicest man bring joy and giving happiness to people bringing closer celebrating of Christmas treating with kindness and exciting! But how could you not like him? *cover her mouth*
Yoimiya: You don't have the Christmas Spirit for the heart to celebrate?
Venti: DoN'T woRrY NoX! THe God oF Barb... *cut and knock out thanks to the due of alcohol on eggnog*
Zhongli: Urghhh.... Thanks Me, that idiot is down. And also.... That is true you're on naughtiness.
Childe: It okay, Nox... I know you been Naughty List that you causes on Santa. But I know I been the good boy. *Smiles and reassures his friend*
Archie:.... Well.... This is awkward... I be going out to stop the Stupid Fairy if she is eating the darmn cookies! *slowly walk away*
Nuying: Nox.... If you don't like Santa Claus... *gasped* That does mean you don't like us, because we are your friend!
Nox: First of all! I do, you guys are my besties! (Some of the groups hate Nox: No, we're don't) And secondly... I even grudge on Santa for never deliver my presents when I was the kid, right after we're save him from evil goat plus ignore I accidentally shot him on his forehead! *whisper in secretly* And thirdly.... I blame on the Author for never telling our adventure me and (Y/NNY) san! I bet he really busy and doesn't even have the good idea because he lack one! *breaking fourth wall*
(Doct: Excuse me?! What the hell did you says?!)
Nox: Yeah! You're heard me! You were too lazing around and don't have any good idea, because you have writer block! *Smug grin*
(Doct: Why you little.... Don't make me to do something you might regret it!)
Nox: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... Look at me... I'm so scared! What you going to do about it?! *Fake scared tone*
(Doct:..... I'LL MAKE IT WORSE INTO THE LIVE ACTION STORY THAT WILL KILL YOU AND THE READERS WORSE THAN DRAGON BALL EVOLUATION!!!)
Making Nox let out of the horror gasped in anxiety and fearness....
Nox:
https://youtu.be/31g0YE61PLQ
Nox: You wouldn't dare, Author san! You're insane! You can't do this! *trembling in fear*
(Doct: Oh yes, I would Nox. If you try to dare talk back to me, back. I'll make sure to press the button. ☠ What it going be, Nox?)
Nox:
(Doct: Time ticking Nox....)
Nox:.... Okay, you're win! *terrified tone*
(Doct: Good.... Now.... Will you excuse me... I'm going to play my Nintendo Switch.)
As Nox turns facing the others, seeing they're making the confusion and dumbfounded forming sweatsdropped on their heads.
Nox: What the f**k, you looking at? *Realization and mutter* Goddammit, Author with the beep because it is the Christmas special isn't it? *And facing them* Go away! Shoo! Shoo! *Wave his arm to them off like the bunch of stray cats* Call me? *whisper to make phone gesture to Nuying*
Making Nuying let out of the giggles with a smiles.
As the groups been with Nox has been scatter. Nox inhale before exhale his breath with exhausting looks.
Nox: Man.... I'm going need some drink of eggnog...
He was going to approaching of the eggnog on the table. But he was sidestepped block by (Y/N) with stern look and crossing his arms.
Nox: Oh snap, (Y/NNY) san! How you doing, want some drinks? *Grins*
(Y/N): Nox.... You need to learn to let go of your grudges on Santa.... We're save Christmas when we were kids, Nox... *reminded him*
Nox: Yeah, right... I was on the f**king naughty list because I accidentally shot Santa on the head! It fricking remind me of Harold and Kumar Christmas movie! *Snap angrily*
(Y/N): It was accident... So *roll his eyes*... He did reward us of the Present for saving us and take Greg as his apprentice become the Santa of the Monsters.
Nox: Pft! *Scoff* He did give you the good present and I only got the coal because of my attitude! *scowl while pouring eggnog* Don't you remember that, (Y/NNY) san?! *shouted in reminded of the memory*
(Y/N):..... *brain in realization* Oh yeah.... That! I remember it. What kind of presents you wanted to ask for Santa?
Nox: *Slam his cup against the table* THIS!!!
He take out of his paper pop out from nowhere from his jacket. He slowly open the scroll, rolling revealing the extra length longs with like the thousands or millions of list that Nox wanted as the kid!
Nox: Cloak of invisibility! Hoverboard! Mechagodzilla! Spyglass! Jet ski! Baseball bat from Super Smash Bros! Taser gun! Dirt bikes with the machine guns with the blade of machete on the sides! Binoculars can see through woman's clothes or any object can be naked with x-ray on it! And finally... I wanted the Ship in the Bottle of Gokaigalleon! And that was I wanted from Santa when I was a kid! *finished his stated*
(Y/N): Ohhhhh.... Nox.... I'm sorry to hear that... I know you have bad memory with Santa... Maybe you can make a new memory of Christmas and forget about it... *sympathy and console his best friend*
Nox: Yeah... I guess you're right... Maybe I do overreacting... Be the way... Hey, (Y/NNY) san have you ever met with the chick name Shenhe?
(Y/N):.... What? *confusion tone*
Nox: Ops! Spoiler! *over his mouth*
Meanwhile at Unknown Location.
???: Achoo! Did someone talking about me? Or....
Shenhe: My time is not yet time...
At Teapot House
Nox: And secondly... There nothing going be pulling us to another situation if someone tried to destroyed Chris...
Suddenly Nox was interrupted by the sound of shatter from the window. Revealing of the rock get throw through the indoor of the room.
(Y/N) uses his quick reaction caught the rock in reflexes on his hand. He glances on the rock before open wide in shock.
(Y/N): Nox.
Nox: What?
(Y/N): It Santa.
He showing the rock, revealing the messages says...
"Boys! I need your help! It's Krampus! He back! Get Greg! He might be next too!"
From Santa C
Nox:..... Pft! Cool! That old fart what he deserve for! *grin*
(Y/N):.... *Deadpanned looks* Really Nox? We talking about some of the Christmas Crisis! Something need some help! Plus... It might be your chance to proving you're totally have change Nox... *Suggestion*
Nox:.... I don't know.... What a catch, (Y/NNY) san? *squinted his eyes and crossing his arms*
(Y/N):.... 5'000 golds and 100 primogems.
Nox: I'm in! Let do this crap, to save Christmas and Santa from the totally rip off version goat of Santa wanted revenge on us!!! *wide grin*
(Y/N): Hell yeah!
They throw of fist bump of their bond.
Doct: Now, (Y/N) and Nox has to return of their usual monster hunters style and finish of their unfinished job on Krampus has returned for revenge! And now they're join by their companions, Lumine, Mythra, Clyde, Leon, Keqing, Ayaka, Amber, Byeol. Will they're reach Greg and save Santa and Christmas from evil Demon Krampus? Found out next time in Dragon Ball Z... I mean Kamen rider Saber... No wait! Oh screw it! Find out next time in the final part of the Christmas Special!
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