Dear Diary.

Zayn made a new 'Friend' sort of like my replacement... bullshit you can't replace me. I mean I have been a total jerk, okay maybe an ass for like the past six months but that was because I was still not used to the freedom. I had well fucked Louis 's girlfriend  Eleanor but I didn't throw myself at her or did I ? No with these looks you don't even have to try.

Anyways the boys all ganged up on me and I thought my major best friend would defend me, uh no Zayn took Louis's side even after I explained I was drunk and also the fact that I had no idea Louis was taking that relationship serious because she is a qualified hoe. I give her a black belt for sucking dick and a yellow belt for riding dick. That's when he punched me, Louis Tomlinson that little twat fucking punched my pretty face. I wasn't holding back so I beat that shit out of- wait no actually Liam broke out the fight before I could do anything.

I was so pissed and angry, good thing I could stay at my apartment for a while. They kept on saying 'Harry, you are getting out of control.' Like I was ever in control get it ? In control haha okay that wasn't funny.

Back to the main subject, I come back after a week to the frat house. Ready for the frat brothers to apologise to me. Then I find an Australian dude same height as me with well some good looks but not like mine. Tell me ? FUCKING TELL ME THEY DID NOT JUST REPLACE ME, FUCKING TOOLS. Zayn tells me, he is a pretty cool guy and cooks. The house needed someone who could cook we can't live of Pizza. BUT YES YOU CAN LIVE OFF PIZZA !

Louis hasn't apologised for trying to break my jaw but I will wait. I'm cool with the rest of the lads except Louis and honestly I don't care, I have another friend from campus who can supply me with my coke and weed. The best in the business so LOUIS GO FUCK YOURSELF !

H.