Magic Maker: There's the eternal paradox.

IskallMAN: Look what we're seein'.

Magic Maker: What are we seein'?

IskallMAN: Is he a bird? 

Magic Maker: Of course he's a bird!

IskallMAN: Or a Human?

Magic Maker: Oh...

Magic Maker: a bird or is he human?

IskallMAN:  It's hard to guarantee

Magic Maker: Is he a bird or is he human?

IskallMAN: Well, hey, don't look at me!

Gman:... just shut up. I'm neither. I'm simply a Winged human.

Magic Maker and IskallMAN: WELL THAT'S NOT SIMPLE AT ALL!

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Magic Maker: You pushed the button! lol, and you good purple.

Gman: Technically I'm not Grian, I'm just a persona- wait. DANGIT! WHY GRIAN, WHY?

IskallMAN: Muffin Baker...  Why did you do this? Now we have to deal with an angry short person.

Gman: I'M SHORT NOW-?

Magic Maker: Well yeah, Aren't you like 5'1?

Gman: I'm 5'1 AND A HALF!

IskallMAN: Does that make a difference?

Gman: YES!

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Gman: People are calling me a cod, yet if I swim my wings will get waterlogged. They're not waterproof... And I don't even like water that much.

Magic Maker: It's because you look like one.

Gman: I look like Grian, because that's technically who I am.

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PM: Gman, Why are you like this?

Gman: Like what?

PM: Ask Professor Beaks what you asked me earlier.

Prof. Beaks: What'd he ask?

PM: Listen.

Gman: What do you call a social-political movement where everyone is calm?

Prof. Beaks: What is it?

PM: OH MY GOD

Gman: Calmunism!!

Prof. Beaks:... Burn you demon.

PM: I agree, burn.

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Smol: Snake. Gman and PM are on strike.

Snake: Why?

Smol: Because people are eating chicken and cod.

Gman and PM in the distance: STOP EATING FISH AND COD YOU UNEDUCATED PEOPLE!!!

#Don'tEatOurBrethren

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IskallMAN: I can use magic again!

Gman: I still can't! I can't even fly!

IskallMAN: It's because of your lack of height.

Gman: ...

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Why did I write this, it's so stupid. -Gman