CHAPTER 18

(3rd Person POV)

Harry Hook walks through the streets of the Isle, making his way to Ursula's Fish & Chips. He walks inside before jumping over a table and turning the TV on to reveal Prince Ben, Mal, and Val. Blonde definitely does not suit Val or Mal for that matter, Harry thinks. Uma, daughter of Ursula, walks out of the back with a tray in hand. She sets the tray down by Harry, who grabs it to eat some food off of it. Uma stops him before grabbing some of the food and throwing it at the TV where Mal and Val can be seen.

"Ugh!" Uma says as she throws the food. "Posers." Uma turns back to the table.

"Traitors!" Harry calls as he looks at the TV.

"Hello?" Uma says getting the other kid's attention, who then throw food at the TV.

"Oh, I would love to wipe the smiles off their faces. You know what I mean?" Harry says as he walks over to the TV. He then swipes his finger across the food that was covering Val's smiling face on the TV.

"Gil! You want to quit choking down yolks and get with the program?" Uma asks Gil, son of Gaston.

"Yeah. What they said," Gil answers after swallowing.

"Those little traitors, who left us in the dirt," Uma says.

"Who turned their backs on evil," Harry adds.

"Who said you weren't big or bad enough to be in her gang," Gil says earning a look from Uma and Harry. "Back when we were kids. Come on, you guys remember. They called her Shrimpy, and the name just kind of stuck."

"Those snooty little witches, who grabbed everything they wanted and left me nothing," Uma tells Harry.

"No, they left you that sandbox, and then they said that you could have the shrimp..." Gil explains.

"I need you to stop talking," Uma says as she turns to Gil and slams her hand on the table.

"Look, we have their turf now. They can stay in Bore-adon," Harry explains.

"Harry, that's their turf now!" Uma says as she points at the TV to reveal Ben, Mal, and Val. Uma then turns the TV off. "And I want it, too. We should not be getting their leftovers. Son of Hook, son of Gaston, and me, most of all, daughter of Ursula! What's my name?" Uma turns to Harry.

"Uma!" Harry answers as he takes off his hat and bows.

"What's my name?" Uma asks as she turns to Gil.

"Mm. Uma?" Gil says with a mouth full of food.

"What's my name?

What's my name?" Uma sings.

"Uma!" All the kids sing.

"This is all hands on deck

Calling out to lost boys and girls

I'm gettin' tired of the disrespect

We won't stop till we rule the world

It's our time, we up next

Our sail's about to be set

They ain't seen nothing yet

Tell 'em who's in charge so they don't forget

What's my name?

What's my name?" Uma sings as she draws out her sword and walks around the table.

"Uma!" The kids sing.

"Say it louder

What's my name?

What's my name?" Uma sings.

"Uma!" The kids sing.

"Feel the power

No one's gonna stop us

Soon the world will be ours" Uma sings as Gil and two other kids lift her onto the table.

"What's my name?

What's my name?

What's it, what's it

Say it loud! " Uma sings as Harry joins her on the table and she pushes Gil down.

"Uma, Uma" The kids sing and dance.

"All eyes on me, let me see 'em" Uma sings while the kids sing

"Uma, Uma"

"What's it, what's it, say it, say it" Uma sings as she is helped off of the table. Harry jumps off the table as does Gil.

"Uma-ah-ah-ah!

Uma, Uma, la la Um

Uma, Uma, la la Uma

Uma, Uma, la la Um

Uma, Uma, la la Uma" The kids sing and dance.

"I'm the queen of this town

I call the shots, you know who I am

I don't need to wear no fake crown

Stand up to me, you don't stand a chance

It's our time, we up next

My crew's as real as it gets

The worst is now the best" Uma sings as the kids dance. Uma draws a kid's sword who stands up to her for knocking his hat off. Harry uses his hook to have the kid face him before thumping the kid on the head.

"And leaving us here will be their last regret" Uma and Harry sing together.

"What's my name?

What's my name?" Uma sings.

"Uma!" The kids sing.

"Say it louder

What's my name?

What's my name?" Uma sings.

"Uma!" The kids sing as they all dance.

"Feel the power

No one's gonna stop us

Soon the world will be ours" Uma sings as she sits in a chair while Gil and three other kids pick the chair up.

"What's my name?

What's my name?

What's it, what's it, say it, say it" Uma sings as they spin the chair around.

"You know what they say, bad girls have all the fun

Never learned how to count 'cause I'm number one

Ready, here we come, we always get our way

It's a pirate's life every single day, hey

She's the captain, I'm the first mate

Enemies seasick, can't see straight

Call 'em fish bait, throw 'em on a hook

Uma's so hot, they get burned if they look" Harry sings and dances as Uma sits and watches him. Harry jumps off of the stage in front of Uma before helping her stand in her chair.

"Oh!

It's all eyes on me, on me let me see 'em" Uma sings as she dances before she is carried on a kids shoulder to a table.

"I see your eyes on me, boys

Hey!

You know what my name is

Say it, say it louder!" Uma sings as she and Harry make their way to the stage.

"Hook me!" Uma says as Harry raises his hook which she wraps a finger around.

"Aah, Haaaaaaa" Harry laughs. Kids join them on stage and they all dance.

"Come on!

What's my name?

What's my name?" Uma sings.

"Uma!" The kids sing and dance.

"Say it louder

What's my name?

What's my name?" Uma sings and dances.

"Uma!" The kids sing.

"Feel the power

No one's gonna stop us

Soon the world will be ours

What's my name?

What's my name?

Say it louder" Uma sings while everyone dances.

"Uma, Uma" The kids sing.

"Ooh, say it louder

What's it, what's it, say it, say it" Uma sings and dances.

"Uma, Uma, la la Um

Uma, Uma, la la Uma

Uma, Uma, la la Um

Uma, Uma, la la Uma

Uma, Uma, la la Um

Uma, Uma, la la Uma

Uma, Uma, la la Um

Uma, Uma, la la Uma

Uma!" Everyone sings and dances. As they finish singing Uma is sitting in her chair on the original table. She stands up and starts walking on the table while Ursula's tentacle comes out of the back. The tentacle whips around making Uma jump over it before disappearing back into the back.

"Shut your clams!" Ursula calls.

"Mom!" Uma yells.

"These dishes ain't gonna wash themselves!" Ursula calls back.

"It's fine. It's fine. 'Cause when I get my chance to rain down the evil on Auradon, I will take it! They're gonna forget that girl and remember the name...." Uma explains.

"Shrimpy!" Gil calls out which earns a glare from Uma. Harry then throws him out of the place.