87. Another Hank, Obsessive Fangirl, Mid-Fight Masses
3RD PERSON POV
Hank(FNF): Eh? Another me?
Hank: Apparently so. I'm from the rift.
Hank(FNF): So another world..
Hank: I'm part of the AAHW faction combatting an entire empire of hundreds of millions of soldiers and billions of citizens with the Resistance.
Hank(FNF): Damn...that's one hell of a world you got there.
Sanford(FNF)/Deimos(FNF): YO WE'RE BUDDIES!!!!
Sanford/Deimos: HELL YEAH BROTH-
*BANG*
They all shot the AAHW grunts around them from the FNF universe as the two Hanks looked at each other.
Hank: From what I heard, rap battles are pretty common around here. Wanna battle?
Hank(FNF): *chuckle* Haha....
They both whip out their microphones as Hank(FNF) whipped out a gun.
Hank(FNF): *smirk* Let's see how you compare to your alternate self.
*START SONG*
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Y/N: 'What in the hell is going on?'
Y/N got a text saying that Deimos wanted to take Ave out for a little bonding time with her "uncle" only to find him and Sanford hugging their counterparts, his Tricky battling his alternate self in their demon forms, and both Hanks shooting the enemies all over the place with ease.
Auditor 2: That's your baby?
Y/N: Yeah I-
Auditor: What's her name?
Y/N whips out an energy cannon, ready to kill Auditor 2 right there and then only for his Auditor to stop right in front of it.
Auditor: Don't. I'll talk with him.
Y/N:.......Alright.
He turns away from the scene, Ave snoring peacefully as he heads off with his microphone on hand for any adventures.
Later
Sky: B-But-
Y/N: No.
Sky: I-I-
Y/N: I said no.
Sky: But-
Y/N: No.
She tries to enter her demon form only for Y/N to turn into his chainsaw devil form, causing her to shrink back in fear though she tried pleading her case about her obsession with Boyfriend while he and Girlfriend stood behind him, listening to their conversation.
Y/N: Ok Sky.......let's calm down for a moment. Yes, you may be a fangirl. You want to know Boyfriend more, you want to love him and not have Girlfriend be his girlfriend, but there's a difference between being a fangirl, and being a yandere.
Sky: O-Oh....
Y/N: We may look up to idols reverently, but at the end of the day, they have lives of their own that they control, not you. If you really admire him, let him live his life and be himself.
Sky: B-But-
Y/N talked her down from attacking the two, the girl now a nervous wreck as she tried to hold back her tears.
Y/N: I'll introduce you to someone....trust me alright? If you want love, it has to be genuine, and I know the perfect guy for you.
Sky: R-Really?
Y/N: Yup.
Girlfriend: Rap battling her would've taken a bit of your energy.....so this is rather more convenient. Don't you agree?
Boyfriend: I do agree.
Y/N:.........I seriously had to translate that other language all for nothing?
Girlfriend: He gets nervous sometimes.
Boyfriend: Are you really holding your child in a place like this?
Y/N: She has a soundproof barrier so she can sleep peacefully.
Chelsea: Now it's my turn!
Chelsea pops out of a portal as Y/N hands her Ave before they kiss and separate.
Girlfriend: *whisper* Can you give me a kiss?
Boyfriend: *red* S-Sure!
Later
Sarvente: *happy* It's wonderful to meet an archangel of god!
Bernadette: Of a different world.
Sarvente: *smile* Different world or not, it's the same for me! Are you perhaps interested in taking part in our Parish?
Bernadette: *ponder* Mmmmmm......sorry but I'm a very busy woman-
Sarvente: *smile* Come now, there's no way the will of your god lead you here just for that.
Bernadette: *deadpan* God died in my world.
Sarvente gasps in surprise though Bernadette rubs her head.
Sarvente: Y-You poor soul.....I-I'm so sorry! I-I didn't know.
Bernadette: It's fine. I got over it and I have matters to attend to but...I don't mind hanging out around here.
Sarvente: *smile* Fine by me. Now.....allow me to sing a little psalm to help you experience what you could experience here.
*SONG PLAYS*
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At the end of the song, they all put down their microphones as Sarvente smiles....though it was beginning to strain.
Sarvente: About my offer...
Bernadette: I must refuse.
Sarvente: Everyone who finds this church needs to be saved! Even if you're an archangel, you're in grave danger if you don't join!
Bernadette: I can handle things my own way.
Sarvente: The way is GOD'S WAY!
Y/N: I have a feeling she won't let go of you so easily.
Bernadette: Mind helping me here?
Y/N: Isn't this your specialty?
Bernadette: *sigh* Fine.
She faces Sarvente who catches on and grips her microphone tightly.
Sarvente: *smile* At least you're not leaving. Here.....let me share this psalm that'll show you the god's love you've been missing for so long.
Bernadette: 'If it's the way of this world to sing or rap battle through EVERY SINGLE CONFLICT...SO BE IT!'
*START SONG*
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Sarvente was completely frustrated by the end of her song as Bernadette kept up with her till the end. Sweat poured down her head as they put their microphones with Bernadette being calm and composed while adjusting her eyepatch.
Sarvente: S-Stubborn...a-archangel- ah....you finally showed up eh?
Ruv: Da. And let me guess. Lost soul has desecrated chapel and exhausted you.
Sarvente: How would you- *pant* K-Know?
Ruv: I had feeling.
Sarvente: W-We can't let this one get away. S-She's an archangel that strayed from her path to god!
Bernadette: '.....She's upset.'
Sarvente had an upset look on her face as Ruv grabs his microphone while allowing her to rest and recover elsewhere.
Ruv: I'd say break a leg, but I might just break your leg or two.
Y/N: YOU CAN DO IT!
Bernadette: I don't want trouble.
Ruv: Too bad. Even if you're an archangel, I'll do what it takes to have you help Sarv out.
*START SONG*
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After finishing the song, Ruv was confused as Bernadette seemed perfectly fine though she was rather concerned.
Bernadette: Is everything alright?
Sarvente: Why?
Ruv: Sarv?
Sarvente: Tell me why.....
Bernadette: Wha-
*BAM*
Sarvente suddenly slams her foot against her chest only for her to block her kick with her arm.
Sarvente: WHY DIDN'T GOD ACCEPT ME?! WHAT DID I DO WRONG?!
Y/N: She's pissed.
Ruv: I....haven't seen her like this-
Sarvente: TELL ME! I DONE SO MUCH TO CONVERT HUMANS! LEAD THEM TO A BETTER LIFE! I TRIED TO BE A GOOD PERSON! SO WHY.....WHY WOULD A GOD CHOOSE YOU AND NOT ME?!
*START SONG*
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Sarvente went full on ballistic in her demon form as Ruv sat on some pews to watch Bernadette block her kicks.
Y/N: Let her lash out. She'll get tired eventually.
Ruv: God died?
Y/N: Something about being the end purpose.....to return to nothingness because it's her plan if she were to ever die.
Ruv: So everyone dies due to disasters like in the Revelations. Got it.
They talked for a dozen mintes, Ruv sometimes speaking in Russian before a loud thud was heard and Sarvente was down on the floor while clinging onto Bernadette's shirt.
Sarvente: W-Why?
Sarvente: *cry* W-Why won't g-god accept me?
She was crying, bawling her eyes out while hugging Bernadette with all the strength gone in her demon body.
Sarvente: *cry* I-I tried! B-But no matter w-what he'll always reject me. Do you know what it's like to be up at heaven at those pearly white gates and be said no for years, decades, centuries with no hope? No matter bad or good....God will always reject a demon-
Bernadette: God isn't perfect.
Sarvente: *sniff* Huh?
Bernadette: The god of my world...was also not perfect. Her end goal was for everything to return into oblivion, which I tried to stop but failed to. The god of Y/N's world tore the planet apart through war and suffering. Even a god that's biblical isn't perfect. You're wasting your time on someone who thinks you're beyond redemption and not with the one who cares about you the most.
Sarvente: W-What do you mean?
Bernadette: Him.
Ruv's face turns bright red as Bernadette points a finger at him.
Bernadette: It's obvious he has feelings fo-
Sarvente: I-I thought we made that pact so you can help me with my soul saving desires.....
Ruv: *shy* Um.....maybe I didn't have soul saving desires?
Sarvente gasps, transforming back into her regular self as her face turns red.
Sarvente: R-Really? Y-You want to stay with me forever?.....*cry* I-I'm-
Y/N: Both of you please kiss.
He grabs her head, teleports to Ruv and grabs his head too before shoving their lips against each other.
Bernadette: *shock* Y/N!
Y/N: They need the push-
Ruv: Thank you for helping get through to her......
He grabs his shoulder while his face darkened.
Ruv: But you made her cry and embarrassed both of us so leave in 15 seconds or I'll turn you into Okrashka.
*BOOM*
Y/N was gone like the flash along with Bernadette....and Ruv could only sigh as Sarvente hugs him.
Sarvente: *melt* I love you Ruv~
His cheek was kissed as he kisses her back, officially signaling their relationship while behind the cameras, many people can be seen hollering in joy.
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