3RD PERSON POV

Ave: *laugh* Haaaaaa....

Ave was laughing as Leone and Kobeni entertained her, Y/N and all his girlfriends training their butts off though Y/N was perfectly fine while everyone else was exhausted........except for Featherine.

Featherine: *yawn* You're getting there....*grin* Not quite. You're still an ant compared to me.

Y/N: But there's one way I can beat you~

Ei: *red* H-HUH?!

Fusui: *giggle* Oh my~ How naughty~

Durandal: *red* I-I-I-

Featherine: All of us tonight at 11 PM?~

Everyone: YES!

Everyone: Wait what?

Fusui: *blush* S-So soon! It's been only a month!

Alduin: *happy* Does that mean-

Everyone: GO TO HORNY JAIL!

Alduin pouts but grins, getting into a stance as-

???: SOMEONE HELP ME!

He heard Rover bark excitedly before a girl runs into the clearing, terrified of the 25 foot dog chasing after her.

???: P-PLEASE DON'T EAT ME!

Y/N: ROVER!

Rover stops running, his ears perked up before running over to Y/N, panting happily as the little girl stops running.

???: H-Huh?

Y/N:......Girl, he was just excited.

Y/N and Rover walk over to her as she squeaks.

Y/N: *hands up* Hey hey hold on it's alright. Rover's a nice dog.

???: A-Are you sure?

Rover yaps and licks her cheek, shocking her though she giggles and reaches out to rub his chin.

???: Aw....he's nice-

Revy: Wait hold on a minute! Where did the girl come from?!

Y/N: And her aura feels weird..........wait is there a rift nearby?

Siren: *raises glasses* About 500 meters from here..............

They all look at her as she shrinks.

Y/N: Look....we won't judge. There are 20 of those rifts in our world, and we want to make sure there isn't a plausible threat behind them. Did you come from the portal?

Sally: Y-Yeah-

Makima: Let's get going then.

They all teleport to the site of the portal where the Auditor along with Agent Wade and Torture, Ink and his girlfriend along with Luu-Luu, and 10 soldats including Jebediah all observed the portal using some devices.

Auditor: There's something approaching the portal in.....5 seconds Y/N

Y/N: Alright.

Y/N turns to his girlfriends as they all back away.

Y/N: *shrug* I don't sense much of a power level. Let's do thi-

*BAM*

Y/N causally runs forward and grabs the head of a creature that charged at him. Immediately Torture fires his shotgun, obliterating the bottom half of the beast as it roars in pain and tries to swing its claws at Y/N.

Y/N: So who's this?

???: *shock* T-The Rake was easily this damaged?!

Torture: Please, my shotgun has blown up opponents thousands of times stronger than this measly creature.

Y/N: Wait you know the Rake?

???: Have you heard of the creepypasta of the Rake?

Everyone: The hell is that?

She had a stupefied look on her face as Y/N explains.

Y/N: You are in an entirely different universe so there's no such things as this creepypasta here. Mind telling us?

???: I-It's something similar to urban legends but with-

Y/N: What's your name?

???: Sally.

Bernadette: That's a fine name.

Y/N: Alright let's see whatever attacked us behind this rift. I'm detecting people fighting.

He walks forward with Sally, holding the Rale who was flailing around as everyone else prepares to go in with his command.

Later

Zalga: *amused* How exciting.....to be on the defensive after all this time Slenda.

Various people of unknown origins all stood there on the defensive as she looks into the portal that was next to the mansion.

Zalga: Let's see how you'd react when my rake brings that Sally-

Y/N: So you're the fuckwad that sent this monster to kill Sally here.

He crushes the Rake's head, splattering blood everywhere as he draws Yamato.

Y/N: Send any more of your workers through that portal, and I'm slaughtering everyone here.

Zalga began to sweat, feeling a dark aura emitting from Y/N as he stood there waiting.

Zalga: 'A-A human?! B-But he doesn't seem like- no.........he's not human. But what is this aura?! No matter....the girl is with him! I shall kill them both and Slenda and the others!' Kill the-

*SLICE*

Her head was lobbed off along with all of her proxies, the trees sliced into pieces before Y/N sheathes his blade.

Y/N: She's not dead isn't she?

Zalga: Y-You......

She gets up, shadows forming around her as she reforms her head.

Zalga: DI-

*SLICE*

An axe suddenly flies forward, slicing her in half vertically as she screams in pain and reforms further away.

Zalga: AH! THAT FUCKING HURTS!

Ink: Fuck off unless you want this axe through your head bitch.

Ink held his axe, grinning along with Beidou who held her greatsword on her shoulder.

Zalga: You.....HOW-

Y/N: AND AWAY!

Y/N grabs her head before tossing her into the sky on a trajectory back to whatever shelter he saw in her chaotic mind. He does the same to each of her subordinates while Ink does as well to a monster, ignoring its attempts in fruitlessly clawing his face off.

Y/N: And we're done.

Ink:.........Your face?

Y/N: Ah shit.

His face forms back into his usual self again before he turns around, sheathing his sword to face the rather strange humanoids.

Y/N: For your information yes we came from the portal.

Slenda:.....I could see that.

Y/N: And for your information, there were 20 of these portals back in our world and we're just making sure there's no danger behind them.

Jess: Can we kill them?

Jane: Jess.......the guy sliced more than a hundred proxies' heads off in a literal second.

Ann: How curious........his companion is that of a height even taller than Slenda.

Clockwork: What's your name?

Y/N: Y/N. This portal is just 500 meters from my home so I kinda got here quickly.

Jackie: A-Are you sure?

Ticci: I don't have a good feeling about this....how-

Y/N: ROVER NO!

*BAM*

Rover runs through the rift and nearly tackles Ticci if it wasn't for Y/N body slamming him away. This time, Rover pants happily and trots over to the girl and sniffs her head.

Rover: *perk* ???

Ticci:.............What the hell is this?

Y/N: *sigh* So much for first introductions. This is my dog or pet named Rover.

Jane: *raised brow* He's a pet?

Y/N: Yeah! He's a sweet dog too......except when he goes nuclear of course.

Rover charges up a massive plasma beam in his mouth only to swallow it before panting.

Y/N: He can change size whenever I tell him too. Rover size!

Rover shrinks to the size of a big wolf before prancing around.

Y/N: Besides your subordinates or friends who seem like they want to murder me, why don't we talk in a more convenient location?

Later

Godzilla:.....Don't mind me.

Y/N: Noted! Should I call you Gojira or Godzilla?

The titan stops for a moment to think before giving his response.

Godzilla: Godzilla. Gojira.....eh I don't mind either. Now shut up and let me sleep for a few hours.

He belly flops, shaking the entire ground before falling asleep as the creepypastas stood there unblinking with Y/N, Ink, Beidou, Auditor, Bernadette, Najenda, and Featherine.

Auditor: We are of different worlds. For our world's safety, can there be information provided about your world? Like are there supernatural creatures?

Slenda: There are creepypastas of sorts. Urban legends, demonic rituals, superstition in subjects where it doesn't seem possible is most likely real.

Y/N: So supernatural beings. We have all kinds of counters for that.

Jess: *growl* Alright who the fuck are you even all? You barged out of nowhere, brought us to what's another world, and you're negotiating as if we're a threat. You wan-

Y/N: We are not hostile. We merely want information if there's anything to worry about besides you all, which we do want to at least be on good terms with.

Ann: Good terms with serial killers?

Najenda: We have met worse, and we have all killed people before so it's nothing.

Jackie: H-How many?

Y/N, Ink, Beidou, Auditor, Bernadette, Najenda, and Featherine

Ink: 45 million.

Bernadette: *sigh* 2.3 million.

Beidou: Hmmm.......I killed hundreds and thousands of monsters.....I sadly took the lives of people before.

Auditor: 600 million.

Najenda: 23000. I'm more of a leader and commander.

Featherine: It's hard.....billions of years and destroying planets, I lose count.

Y/N: 165 million.

Slenda:....You're actually serious.

Auditor: I am thousands of years old.

Bernadette: Me too.

Ink: Eh I'm kinda in my younger years. I just age twice slower than people.

Jackie: Y-You're older t-than m-many of us?

Auditor: YES

She squeaks as Auditor inflates himself to be twice bigger before deflating.

Beidou: I'm 27...this guy is my boyfriend~

Ink: *sigh* Yup.

Jess:....You're fucking big compared to her.

Ink: Does it matter?

Najenda: Same age as Beidou.

Featherine: Older than everyone here~

Y/N: 23.

Slenda:.....How does he have a.......high kill count?

Najenda: War does things to many people. No, he didn't nuke his enemies. He merely slaughtered them with weapons or bare hands.

Ticci: Got any proof?

*WHOOSH*

Mindscape

Fields of bodies

Tens of thousands of bodies were seen lying in a tens of miles long path.

Mountains of dead

Bodies of thousands were stacked into mountains.

Down Dragonspring river, our country bled

The river near the empire that was once clear was completely red from the blood of Empire soldiers.

A fiery god, demon wolf in red

Y/N was seen holding a bloody spear and katana, standing in a field of bodies covered blood though he had a dark look on his face.

Y/N: Die.

*SLICE*

Mindscape End

Jess: WHAT THE- ###########

Ticci: You......actually killed millions of people.

Ink: War ain't a pretty thing you know.

Slenda: War?

Auditor: That was the Empire Massacre, a time 2 years ago when all of the Empire's 10 million soldiers were slaughtered in a mere 3 days by Y/N.

Bernadette: But to be fair, this is Nevada and everyone here is protected by its....rather unpredictable state. The chances of being attacked by Cirvik Empire in Terra who is our main enemy is about zero.

Ann: So.......how are we sure you won't attack us?

Y/N: Simple. As long as you don't attack us, we don't attack you. Think of it like a non-aggression pact of sorts.

Slenda: And you managed to fight off Zalga herself though that isn't her true form.

Y/N: I haven't used cosmic horror yet.

Everyone: What?

Clockwork: Cosmic.....horror?

Y/N: Hades and practically everyone nicknamed that transformation cosmic horror.

Jackie: H-How does t-that work?

Y/N: So basically I take you into my mind scape and then you're mentally broken from the horrors within. Everyone kinda agreed that it was like looking at one of those lovecraftian horror monsters that transcend the concept of space and time.

Jess: Prove it.

Y/N shoves her into his mind and she promptly screams before being ripped out a second later.

Jane: *panic* What's wrong?!

Jess: I uh......saw eyes staring at me.

Sally: That's not too bad-

Jess: They cover the entire void. They cover the walls, the sky, even the fucking ground and there's like a giant face with no eyes and teeth staring at my soul. *shiver* D-Don't take me there.

Slenda:...............How potent is it?

Y/N: 2 more seconds and she'll be in a fetal position for 6 months. Gods that can destroy universes were uh.....well I kinda broke them as you'd say.

Slenda;........Perhaps we could talk about our lives?

Featherine: Fu fu~ Go right ahead~

They all talked with one another, Jess eyeing daggers at Y/N as he calmly conversed with her leader.

Later

Slenda: Remember our agreement.

Y/N: Noted.

The creepypastas head through the portal, everyone begrudgingly agreeing not to mess with each other's worlds as long as there's no conflict before.

Sally: C-Can I see Rover again?

Y/N: Sure. Actually....he'll come to your mansion anytime. Just go through the portal and have one of the soldats call my home.

Sally: Ok......See you later!

They all leave in mutual terms, Y/N planning to kill something or someone later as he heads home.

RIFT #4 OPENED

RIFT 5-10 INSIGNIFICANT

DETECTING ALTERNATE Y/N

Next Chapter: Spar With Y/N Number 5