70. Lord Shen's Laughable Army
3RD PERSON POV
Y/N: *sweating* There's no need for such gifts.
???: Please we insist! We haven't thanked you and your....fellow soldiers for helping us ward off the bandits and monsters summoned weeks and months ago!
Y/N and a thousand of his comrades including friends, family and such went to Gongmen City only to be greeted by villagers and such all over China who were grateful for their help.
Kids: Mister! Carry us!
Agent Torture carries the kids before running with down the streets, wolf guards scrambling out the way as they thank the villagers for the gifts and such before walking down the busy streets.
Y/N: Good day to relax am I right?
Makima: Indeed.
Kobeni: ???
She was eating some noodles that were to go, munching on it while walking along with the group
Durandal: Should we check out the clothes?
Revy: I mean it's ancient China so....why not girl?
Eto: These are pretty...
Siren: May I suggest the lanterns for later?
Everyone: Oh yeah sur-
Wolf Guard: Errr....Can I request your help?
Everyone turns, seeing 2 wolf guards with spears approaching them.
Y/N: Yeah?
Wolf Guard #2: Some kids want to hear a song they haven't heard and they're bothering everyone so....anyone know a song?
Amelia: Hmmmm....I think I can help.
WG #1: *relieved* Phew.....I got knocked out because of them-
The other guard teases him for losing to some kids but gestured for Amelia and everyone else to come. They arrived in a big building with literally dozens of bunnies waiting.
???: *gasp* Ooo! Will they sing for us?
WG #1: Yeah yeah they are. Don't bother us again alright?
They all shouted yes before the guards booked it, running away as Y/N and his girlfriends and wife sat down.
Amelia: Would you like to hear a lullaby?
Everyone: YES!
Amelia: Here we go.
The room suddenly turns dark, confusing them though Amelia ignores this.
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Amelia:
Wolves asleep amidst the trees
Bats all a swaying in the breeze
But one soul lies anxious wide awake
Fearing all manner of ghouls, hags and wraiths
For your dolly Polly sleep has flown
Don't dare let her tremble alone
For the witcher, heartless, cold
Paid in coin of gold
He comes he'll go leave naught behind
But heartache and woe
Deep, deep woe
Birds are silent for the night
Cows turned in as daylight dies
But one soul lies anxious wide awake
Fearing all manner of ghouls, hags and wraiths
My dear dolly Polly shut your eyes
Lie still, lie silent, utter no cries
As the witcher, brave and bold
Paid in coin of gold
He'll chop and slice you
Cut and dice you
Eat you up whole
Eat you whole
The song finishes and they all open their eyes to find the kids huddling against each other, scared yet in awe as Amelia bows.
Kids: SO COOL! IS THERE ANOTHER ONE?!
They crowd around Amelia, startling her as they ask for another song.
Amelia: Kids kids.....alright I'll do 10 more.
Kids: YAY!!!!!
Amelia: Go ahead Y/N. I'll catch up with y'all later.
Everyone: SEE YA!
They all run out, seeing the wolf guards talking with others before hurrying out the way.
Y/N: Hmmmm....I wonder what's happening.
???: MISTER! THERE ARE SCARY BOATS HEADING TO THE HARBOR!
Y/N turns to find dozens of civilians running away in terror though some of them hurry to Y/N, knowing what he was capable of.
Y/N: Scary boats?
???: L-Lord Shen plans to g-go out and conquer with his w-weapon!
Y/N: How many enemies?
???2: Um........a thousand?
Makima: This will be a piece of cake. Let's get on with it shall we?
Everyone: Agreed.
Everyone begins jogging away, Chelsea following close behind while a bunny was hugging her stomach.
???3: *happy* Woah....can I ride on your shoulder?
Chelsea: *smile* Alright kid....hold on tight!
Later
Shen: *clears throat* Fire.
Po: CHYA!
Po jumps down the building, making his way down the steps and edges as the wolves tried to aim their cannon at him only to have to move it.
???: CMON!
???2: I'M TRYING!
Po: THIS WAY AND THAT WAY! THAT WAY AND THIS WAY!
Everyone was looking back and forth as he jukes the cannon, moving so that it can't be aimed at him. He lands onto the ground to take a breather before he yells and jumps onto the boa-
*BOOM*
Y/N lands onto a boat, capsizing it immediately as it sinks before he uses his Yaru spear to knock 2 boats to block the exit with a shockwave.
Y/N: Miss me?
Po: *realize* Wait....it's you! You're the guy that stopped those 1000 bandits yourself!
Y/N: Now......
Y/N dropped his weapons through portals before crouching down.
Y/N: LET'S FUCKING DO THIS!
Po: OH! I mean HYA!
*BAM*
Y/N's punch sent dozens flying through the air, surprising everyone before he and Po were taking down dozens of wolves like it was nobody's business.
Y/N: Name's Po right? You're not bad at all....
Po: Y-You're pretty good.
Y/N picks up a cannon and jumps into the air before slamming it down, capsizing the boat they were on as Y/N threw 2 kunais to slice the chains holding Po's friends.
Shen: FIRE!
Tigress: *panic* PO!
*BOOM*
A cannon fires yet Y/N charges forward, punching the metal ball with such force it flew straight into the sky, the shockwave dispersing the clouds. Everyone's jaws were agape while Y/N facepalms, already knowing he exposed his own strength.
Y/N: Should I hold back even more?
Po: *dumbfounded* UUUHHHHH.........yeah just a little bit.
He grabs the front of a boat, lifting it into the air before pushing it back. The entire armada suddenly was swimming backwards, Y/N pushing with no effort whatsoever before jumping and tearing through the others alone.
Y/N: Wait.....OH SHI-
He stops Hank from shooting his guns, confusing him though he quickly drops his weapons.
Hank: Eh. Hand to hand is more fun I assume.
Y/N: *relieved* No killing.
He had a disappointed look on his face though just lifted a cannon and threw it across the air, making it crash behind the big ship.
Hank: So what's up?
*BOOM*
Y/N flicks a cannon ball into the sky before Hank throws a dynamite, exploding it and sending it flying into the sea.
Y/N: Nothing much.
He kicks a cannon ball into the sky, the wolves clearly scared out of their wits as they scramble out the way of the two crouching down.
Y/N: Alright panda deflect the cannon yourself.
*BOOM*
A cannon fires when Hank and Y/N zoom forward, the mere shockwave so strong the boats were obliterated, wood and wolves flying into the air as they ran to the end of the armada to destroy the last boat.
Po: *deep breath* Ok.........
It was a mere 3 seconds before the cannon could reach him, yet he takes a deep breath....holding his hands out.........
Po: 'My friends are behind me....inner peace........' HYA!
*BOOM*
He deflects and throws the cannon ball back to Shen's ship, destroying it completely as the peacock was sent flying through the air.
*THUD*
Shen:.....I-Impossible....I-
*BAM*
Y/N stabs a knife through his foot, earning a shout of pain before knocking the peacock out with a chop to the neck.
Y/N: Now we're done.
He grabs a teddy bear, tossing it to a bunny who hugged it tightly.
Hank: SEE YA Y/N!
He hops away, leaving some AAHW grunts and soldats to get on with their business while Auditor suddenly appears.
Auditor: 50,000 soldiers are attacking the Valkyries. We need-
Y/N: *sigh* Goddamnit....fine.
He suddenly pulls out Murasama and throws it to his right hand as everyone got their weapons.
INK: *grin* Another day another battle....even if we fucking rest.
Y/N: EVERYONE OU-
Po: WAIT!
He suddenly reels back, grabbing an assault rifle with his left hand before facing the dragon warrior with his friends close behind.
Po: Thank you....but what are you?
Y/N: Me? I'm a soldier, and they all call me the Demon Ronin.
Murasama glows black as he heads through a portal with everyone.
Y/N: Cirvik will attack this world soon....so be prepared.
*WHOOSH*
Shifu:........Let's head back.
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