3RD PERSON POV

Y/N:.....One beer please!

Bao: One coming right up!

Bao gladly hands him a massive glass of beer as Y/N downs it all in the span of 20 seconds. Meanwhile every criminal and such in the bar looked at him with a rather nervous expression, not expecting the Demon Ronin out of everyone to visit.

Y/N: Why are they so uptight?

Bao: Cmon now. Do you really expect them to be jolly and all when you out of everyone is around here?

Y/N: I've come to this bar ever since I was 15.

Bao: *chuckle* Before the impossible shit you pulled off. Though I should thank you. It's been more peaceful around here since the killing of soldiers that came here and Cirvik forces don't just barge in and overcharge me.

Y/N: Yup!

They both shared a good laugh, the gangsters, mobsters and all calming down after seeing Y/N in a good mood.

Bao: So what's a man like you that killed tens of millions of Cirvik soldiers doing here?

Y/N: Information.

Bao: *surprised* Oh? Information?

Y/N: The Resistance is planning on the biggest offensive to date ever since the battle of BRAM 250 years ago. We are investigating any possible information about Cirvik: practically what their movements are, what activities they've been conducting here. I know I'm in POLG, but I need to know because there are plans for Cirvik to take over this place.

Gasps can be heard from around the room as Y/N turns to them.

Y/N: Be careful guys. You don't know if they might just force you all to join the army forces.

???: *whisper* Boss maybe it might be time to stop our doings and join the Resistance?

Boss: *whisper* Good idea Brent. Gather everyone to base by 3 PM tomorrow and we'll leave.

Y/N sees them all murmuring to themselves as he turns back to Bao.

Bao: *sigh* I love this bar. It's a shame it might get destroyed soon.

Y/N: Maybe, but I talked with Auditor and he said-

*BAM*

Revy: YO Y/N!

Revy slaps his back out of nowhere, earning another gasp from the bar's inhabitants as Y/N turns to find his mercenary friends of Black Lagoon.

Revy: *grin* It's been a while Eh?

Y/N: It's been a while Revy.

Rock: A-Are you sure this is your friend?

Revy: Yup! Demon Ronin or not, he'll always be my fellow buddy! No matter what world we're in! We may have been dragged here to this world, but we're still the same!

She loops an arm around his neck, dragging him off the stool while grinning.

Dutch: *cough* Now we got the pleasantries out the way, Y/N was it? *smirk* Nice to meet you again.

Benny: Nice to meet you too! What brings you here?

Y/N: Take me to Balalaika.

Everyone promptly choked on their own drinks again, some fainting from the sheer absurdity of what happened through their entire conversation.

Revy:.....You want to see the Russian Crime Lord? THE boss of Hotel Moscow?

Y/N: It's Resistance business.

Revy: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!

Benny:.......I am so confused and excited.

Dutch: *cough* We finished a mission recently so we can. However, we will need permission from her people and such since she is currently at base.

Y/N: No worries. Let me do the talking. I-

Later

*SLICE*

Y/N: Well fuck me. Cirvik has already sent soldiers here.....

Revy: H-HOLY SHIT?! WHAT KIND OF CHAINSAW MONSTER ARE YOU?!

Y/N: Chainsaw Devil. I'm also the Gun Devil too.

He wipes the blood off his chainsaws before transforming into the Gun Hybrid, Revy drooling at the sight of the guns on his arms, body, and more poking out of his arms.

Y/N: HEY! I TOOK CARE OF THEM ALL! PUT AWAY YOUR WEAPONS!

All the mafia members at the location put away their weapons except for some others who pointed shakily at the sight of Y/N's gun devil form as he walks to a man who stood at the entrance of the building.

Boris: State your business.

Y/N: The Demon Ronin wants to meet with Balalaika.

All the mafia members looked shocked, Boris looking unfazed except for raising a brow at his request.

Boris: The Resistance....wants to talk with Hotel Moscow?

Y/N transforms into his human form, shocking him as he coughs into his sleeve.

Boris: I-I see! The Kapitan will be most pleased to meet you in person Demon Ronin. Black Lagoon too. Come with me.

He gestures to them all as they head inside, the mafia members all walking to the side to let them pass as a sign of respect.

Later

Balalaika: *sigh* Open the door.

One of the mafia members opens the door only to scream at the sight of Y/N who walks into the room with Boris.

Balalaika: *gasp* Y/N?

Y/N: In the flesh.

Boris/Everyone: *confused* Wait you know Kapitan/Balalaika/Sis?

Y/N: Yes I do.

Boris:......Then why is it we haven't met you before?

Balalaika: None of your business Boris. Now please leave with the 3 of you. I need to speak to these people alone.....*smile* And Y/N~

Boris raises a brow, seeing her rather sultry smile as he whispers "Hurt her and you'll know pain" into Y/N's ear before walking out the room with the other mafia members.

Balalaika: Please....sit Y/N. Same goes for you Lagoon Company.

They all sat down, Y/N sitting just across from Balalaika on the couches in the office room as she leans forward.

Revy: NOW HOLD UP! HOW DO YOU KNOW EACH OTHER?! I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU MEET UP EVER, AND YOU'RE ALWAYS WITH ME IN ROANAPUR!

Balalaika: *smile* Well let's just we......were rather intimate for several nights in the past 2 years~

Benny and Dutch promptly choked on their own spit, Rock fainting while Revy jaw was wide open.

Revy:........YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT! I DID IT WITH YOU TOO!

Y/N: I did say I was seeing other women on my 2 year hiatus.

Revy: BUT WITH SIS OUT OF EVERYONE?! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!

Y/N: Revy calm down.

Revy: DON'T YOU TELL ME TO CALM DOWN YOU LITTLE SHIT!

Revy continues cursing out Y/N, angry, flustered, blushing, many different things as Dutch and Benny cover their ears to ignore the lewd things erupting from their angry friend like a volcano.

Revy:......*glare* We're talking after this meeting you fucker.

Y/N nods his head, angering her even further before turning to the war veteran.

Y/N: Long story short, I want to make a deal with you on behalf of the Resistance.

Balalaika: *curious* A deal? What kind of deal?

Y/N: In one month, we are planning to take over the entire nation and continent of TRIK by force.

Balalaika: *surprised* By force?

Y/N: We are gathering hundreds of millions of soldiers from other worlds to help us. This war has gone on for far too long....and I don't want civilians and such to get in the way. However, there are a few things we need help with, like tracking the criminal underworld in POLG, KMNT, AMEN, and BRAM. You are one of the most prominent crime lords out there, and the Resistance is requesting for you to provide information on any Cirvik movements and such.

Balalaika: A rather demanding offer. What do I get in return?

Y/N: You provide us all the information you have about Cirvik, we will grant you and everyone that will be caught in this war in Roanapur amnesty and a free home in Nevada for shelter and when this all ends. It's a good deal isn't it?

Balalaika: A very generous offer indeed.....and-

Y/N: About your enemies. Yeah we took them out of the equation since they were in contact with Cirvik forces.

They all talked for an hour, Dutch, Benny, Rock, and Revy listening attentively, surprised at how much Y/N had grown and knew the insides about the underworld before she gets up.

Balalaika: It's a deal then. But before you go.......*smile* Revy and you.....stay behind. The rest of you go to the lounge room. I'll be having a.......private conversation with these two.

Dutch:.....'Ah fucking hell. This all makes no sense....eh this world makes no sense since I was forcefully brought here. Might as well enjoy it.'

The 3 walk out the room, leaving Y/N with 2 rather beautiful women.

Revy:.....SIS......TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF!

Later

Rock:....Are they thinking what I'm think they're doing?

Benny: A woman has her own needs.

Dutch:.......Yeah.

Several mafia members including Boris sat in the lounge room, chilling out though several men often ran through to wash their eyes, one having to go to the local hospital as he tried to wash his eyes with bleach.

Boris: Kapitan....seems very happy with Demon Ronin. More so than I ever saw her.

Rock: And Revy too.

Boris: You have Eda.

He covers his face that was turning red as they all laugh.

Dutch: *chuckle* Rock you're too obvious.

Rock:......When will the 3 be done?

Later

Smut Warning

Balalaika: *moan* YOU FUCKING ANIMAL! F-FUCK ME! FUCK ME MORE!

She cries in pleasure, her head and body shoved against the wall front first as Y/N's dick drills into her pussy.

Y/N: *growl* You thought you could seduce me during our meeting? TRY AGAIN!

While he was fucking her senselessly, making her cum over and over again, Revy was laying on her back, moaning softly as Y/N's clone was gently fucking her slowly but deeply.

Revy: A-Ah shit~ Y-You're really grown Huh?

Y/N: ???

Revy: *grit* Y-You're fucking deep.....b-but I love it~

She wrapped her arms and legs around Y/N, moaning as he thrusts into her pussy for a while. Sounds of pleasure reverberating across the room as they fucked for who knows how long......

Y/N: *growl* I'm about to cum! AND YOU BETTER TAKE IT!

Balalaika: *scream* YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!

She was yelling out some foreign words but Y/N knew they were nothing short of being dirty. Within the span of 15 seconds, Y/N shoves his dick as far as he could into her, letting out a torrent of cum that shoots into her thirsty womb. Her eyes roll to the back of her head as she experiences the most intense orgasm she ever had in a long time before Y/N pulls back, letting his cum spill onto the ground as she shakily went to her desk to get some tissues.

Balalaika: I-I'll clean myself up so don't worry.

Revy: FUCK!

Both Y/N and Revy cum, a loud moan erupting from her mouth as Y/N pulls out and disappears, leaving her laying there tiredly.

Revy: *gets up* A-Ah fuck....*grin* that was the best fuck I had in forever!

Y/N: *phone* Oh......I have business to attend to.

Revy/Balalaika: HUH?!

He turns around, pulling his pants up and walking to the door....only to turn and see their hands reaching out to him.

Revy: B-But....

Revy: Y-You're just g-going to leave me? AFTER EVERYTHING WE WENT THROUGH TOGETHER?!

Balalaika: I......*sad* I understand

Balalaika: *teary* P-Please stay....I-I n-need you.....

Y/N: I'm sorry....I can't.

Y/N:......On second thought.........there was something I wanted to do...to thank you for helping me at my lowest times. You see, I have 10 girlfriends.

Y/N could physically feel their hearts shatter, sighing before walking over to Balalaika.

Y/N: I'm sorry if you don't agree to this.

Before she could say anything, Y/N pins her against the wall and kisses her. Her eyes widen at his bold actions, his hands grabbing her ass to make her let out a muffled moan. She eventually eases into the kiss, moaning softly as they separate before Revy suddenly pulls him in for a sudden kiss.

Revy: *growl* Don't you forget about me!......*red* C-Can we uh.....be together? I mean....I don't mind sis.

Y/N: Very well.....*smile* Ye-

Y/N's girlfriends: YES!

Y/N's girlfriends pop through a portal, tackling the whole group as Revy yells out.

Revy: ACK! MY BONES!

Eto: Cmon now~ You're one of us now~

Chelsea2: I WILL BE TOP GIRL!

Balalaika:.....*smirk* How amusing. Not if I have to say anything about it!

While Boris, the guys with him stared at the scene with their eyes and jaws wide open in shock, Y/N could only sigh as he got himself out of the pile.

Y/N: Romance is really complicated. Especially in times of war.

Next Chapter:

Call to War

Battle of TRIK (1/4)