3RD PERSON POV

Homelander: Ah.....look at all the supes here.

Stormfront: But looks like the potential candidates are....weak.

The seven including one other super was watching people take the test, seeing how each and everyone of them were weaker than the 7 though something catches their eye.

Ink/Y/N: Yo.

Ashley: A-Are you two here to take the test?

Y/N: Yup.

Ashley: So.....Ink and Y/N. Russian American and you're.....

Ink: 9 feet 6 inches. Grown a bit cause of my power. Current lifespan is around 60, and I'm said to live twice the age of a human. Hero Name's Iron Guardian.

Y/N: 5 feet 11 inches. Age 24. Current lifespan is expected to be 130 years. Code Name Ronin Alpha.

Ashley: O-Ok.....The first test is on your left-

*WHOOSH*

They appear at the starting position quickly, surprising the seven and Stormfront at their speed as they get into position.

???: CONSECUTIVE SIDESTEPS! READY.....SET....GO-

*BOOM*

They both became a blur, the ground shaking as they produce hundreds......thousands of afterimages. Everyone's jaws were wide open at the display of speed, A-Train even surprised himself while Homelander's face twitches.

???: DONE!

*WHOOSH*

ERROR: TOO MANY TO COUNT

Y/N: Looks like we broke the counter eh?

Ink: *smirk* Yup.

Ashley: *flabbergasted* N-Next one!

Billy was laughing with a camera watching the whole thing, seeing all the supes being stunned.

Hughie: T-The counter stops at a million!

Billy: *chuckle* I saw what they're made of in Nevada. They're gonna show the seven a bloody ol' time when we upload the data on the internet. Trust them. Even Homelander's pathetic compared to them.

Frenchie: Seen it too...*chuckle* They're gonna have a-

Sans/Frenchie: bad time.

Sans: Don't mind me I'm making sure it's going well for the Resistance.

Mother's Milk:....You're the protection?

Sans: They juiced me up so I can infinitely heal whenever I want and I'm quite strong. Can kill about anyone, even this Homelander ass in a second if I have the opportunity to. Gonna strip them all down to the bone. Situation's gonna be quite humerus I must say.

Everyone:........Really?

Sans: *smirk* Did I get under your skin there for a moment?

Billy:.....I mean he's a bloody skeleton.

The Boys: Damn right.

Sans: *holding trombone* Wanna hear the trom-bone-

Billy: *sigh* Just shut up.

Later

???: 1500 DASH! GO-

*BOOM*

Everyone was blown back by the shockwave including the 7 who were standing 50 meters away before the two appear the end line.

???: *shaking* 0.02 seconds.

Y/N:.....Could've done better?

Ink: *smirk* Yup.

Y/N: OI! WHERE'S THE NEXT TEST?!

All the people recovered, Homelander's mouth twitching as the two immediately lift the heaviest weights avaliable......or specifically 100 tons.

Ink: *scoff* You call this heavy? Child's play.

*BOOM*

He and Y/N both toss the weight with such force the clouds split apart with the sheer shockwave, the weights sent flying hundreds of miles away in seconds.

Y/N: Does that count for shotput?

Ashley: *dazed* Y-Yes.....

A-Train:....Holy fuck they're strong.

Chelsea: THAT'S MY HUSBAND!

They turn around to find Chelsea cheering Y/N on with Beidou cheering for Ink

Ink: Damn...

Y/N: Yup. 'Have to be cautious.'

Ddraig: 'Indeed.'

Ink: 'Yup.'

They walk over to the next test, everyone quickly moving out the way as they knew the two were gonna pull some bullshit off.

???: READY! SET! GO-

*BOOM*

The two jump straight up, going to the end of the Thermosphere before crash landing back down.

Homelander: 'Ah...I see. They're gonna replace me with these chumps huh....'

He was gritting his teeth, seeing them perform better than he ever will while Ddraig was laughing his ass of in Y/N's mind seeing his face.

Meanwhile

Billy: You serious?

Siren: Yes. That is what Nyx went through before escaping.

Frenchie: Ouch....

Nyx was sleeping, Sans and Siren watching over the Boys in case anyone finds their location.

Billy: Your world...pretty messed up.

Siren: Billions of people have died....but the final battle is coming in less than a year.

Sans: Bit sansational-

The Boys: Sans......PLEASE!

Siren: He always makes bone and sans puns and jokes.

Meanwhile

*BOOM*

Y/N and Ink both hit their respective targets which exploded, shocking everyone as it was built for even Homelander to have a hard time destroying.

???: I'm going home.......

???2: Yup.

One by one, the supers trying out all left with their heads hung low, ashamed that the two obliterated them all easily. All the destroyed objects were cleared out while Y/N disappears before reappearing with the heavy weights he and Ink threw hundreds of miles away.

*THUD*

Homelander: Congratulations for you both being 1st! It's a pleasure to welcome you both to our team!

Ink/Y/N: Likewise.

He took time to think though Y/N could see the look of anger on his face at being one upped.

Homelander: So uh.....is your power just being superhuman?

Y/N: We do use weapons though.

Black Noir: 'Weapons like me?'

Homelander: What's the weapons?

Ink: I use an axe.

Y/N: Dual katanas.

Homelander: Hmmm.......

Y/N: But......mind if I tell you something?

He relents, letting Y/N lean into his ear.

Y/N: The best part of this.....was buying time to show the world what kind of an ass you are along with Vought.

*BOOM*

He punches Homelander with such force he explodes in a shower of flesh and blood.

Y/N:.....Oops.

*SLICE*

Ink calls his axe to his hand like Thor's hammer before slicing Stormfront in half, teleporting away as Y/N backs up.

Y/N: Technically I'm not really a hero. You should watch the news if you're wondering why we killed the two.

*TWACK*

Beidou and Chelsea beat the shit out of all the guards and supes that tried to use them hostage before they run and hop onto Y/N as he teleports away, leaving the supers shaking.

A-Train:.....*looking at phone* Well my life is over. See you guys later.

Later

Y/N: So it's an Earth-like moon?

Auditor: Indeed. Pandora's atmosphere is denser than that of the usual Earth we see. However, it has 20% less gravity than Earth, and its surface area is still 10 times smaller than that of Terra. Solar eclipses happen frequently.

There was a massive portal 100 feet tall and wide with hundreds of scientists and such studying the animals that crossed through before returning them back to the portal.

*WHOOSH*

Y/N: *sniff* OH! That's like....nasty.

Auditor: Over 18% of the air is carbon. 5.5% is Xenon....yeah extremely hazardous to humans. We are detecting a massive group of what seems to be Na'vi as the database says approaching said portal since it's close to their current home. Tall blue humanoids that are accustomed to the environment. Can you....tell them we have no bad intentions?

Y/N: I mean.....sure?

Auditor: Humans are trying to inhabit the planet cause their earth far away is dying, so many of them aren't fond of humans.

Y/N: Hmmm....Nevadians are accustomed to the harsh environment here before Nevada was terraformed. Not much oxygen....massive amounts of carbon.....Nevadians can withstand this air. Siren doesn't need oxygen either. May I bring some people?

Auditor: Sure.

Y/N: There's Rover we can bring. Ink's body does convert carbon and other gases into oxygen for some reason so he's good. Artoria can come. Alduin....Paartharnux. Makima. Ei. Siren. M4A1. Ink. Mirae. Alex. Bernadette. Bring MAG agents with homing weapons, automatic guns and melee weapons. A Retainer unit would be nice. Hank, Deimos, Sanford, you're coming with me.

Hank/Deimos/Sanford: HELL YEAH!

Y/N: Not Tricky cause he's busy along with Jebediah...........they're gonna be confused since seemingly normal humans don't have oxygen masks Huh.......well this might be tricky.

Y/N pondered on what to bring since he didn't want to initiate a battle because of a misunderstanding.

Y/N: I'm absorbing information using my improbability drive so give me a moment.

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