[Welcome everyone I am yo-]

*A sound of gunfire outside of my house*

[Ummm...the fuck?]

*I look outside my house to see Daniel and Bayonetta fighting in the yard*

[*Sweatdrop* Goddamnit...HEY YOU TWO CUT THE SHIT NOW!!!]

[Daniel] *Giving me the finger* "Go fuck yourself Marc!!"

[Me] *Eye twitching* Daniel....

[Bayonetta] *Blinking* "Why do you have to piss off him Daniel..."

[Daniel] *Rolling his eyes* "What can he do...he is not like he ca-FUCK ME!!"

[Me] *Shot Daniel with a SMG* "Did you forget that I can use the same weapons that Rodin gave me on the day you blew up the water pump!"

[Daniel] *Snarling* "OOOO!! So scary, I am not afra...Umm...why do you have a bomb wire?"

[Bayonetta] *Nervously chuckles* "Like I said, never make the guy mad, when he can make bombs wires..."

[Me] *Toss the Bomb Wire* Surprise Motherfucker!! *Bayonetta and Daniel scream in pain when they were shock yet still alive* "Now please stop using my yard as your Battlegrounds!!"

[Daniel looks at the readers] *Groaning* "Can you see how cr-"

[Me] *A very wide smile appears and sang* "What did you say Daniel~~~"

[Bayonetta] *Stammers quickly* "He just breaking the fourth wall once more Marc!"

[Me] *raise an eyebrow in questioning* "Well let the readers help speak about his little comment...

[Daniel looks to you all] *Whisper* Please don't answer his request and help me out fam...

[Bayonetta] *Looking at the readers* "I hope you don't get our friend hurt...or give Marc an idea to punish Daniel...I probably do for him..."

[Me] *Shutting the door* "Hope you enjoy this little side tale..."

[Girl voice] *Whining* When do I come in Big Brother!!

[Me] *Groaning* Very soon in the next chapter when Bayonetta gets her new guns and on the train!!

[Girl cheers] "YAY THANK YOU BIG BROTHER!!! *A bone crushing hugs from her*

[me] *Yelp* "I CAN'T BREATHE AND I AM NOT YOUR BROTHER!!"

[Daniel outside] *Grinning* "OH~ You will expect Marc working with Luka soon...Spoil alert peeps!!!"