me: hello everyone, and today, with us we have the one, the only, Jason Grace!

Jason: hey everyone reading this....

me: so Jason, what do you think when you run to danger?

Jason: i'm like: whats up danger?

me: yeah, like the song?

Jason: yup...

me: well Jason, are you still interested in your old girlfriend, reyna??

Jason: kinda. i mean, i love piper and all,but me and reyna never really broke up...

me: well then, how do you feel, being a son of jupiter and all?

jason: meh. i mean, i'm happy that i'm not like him.

me: how do you describe him?

jason: angry. full of himself. someone who is just a asshole.

me: holy shit jason! calm down, i will NOT deal with cursing in here!

jason: sorry.

me: its okay, its okay.

Jason: is it okay if i get piper over here?

me: yeah.

*piper walks in and sits down in Jason's lap*

Piper: hey everyone. *flicks her hair*

jason: pipes.

Piper: what? i'm trying to make them ENJOY this book. *flicks hair again, looking so hot* okay. i'm done.

me: *cough* *cough*okay, so piper, how do you feel dating a son of jupiter?

piper he is awesome. he is perfect. *gives Jason the i'll-fuck-you-later stare*

Jason: oh i see that stare, and i love what it means. *gets up and picks up piper and walks out*

me: uh.... well... that was... interesting.