We arrived at Lava Springs, and holy shit, I didn't realise that my Auntie Sharpay's family were fucking loaded, (though I guess that they'd have to be to loaded to have businesses in both Britain and America, you know what I mean my dudes).

Jane, Dream and I decided not to say anything to the owners, (my Godmother's parents), about how posh the country club was, (honestly it was hella posh, like upper class kind of posh), because we didn't think that it would've been respectable, (as they were actually pretty chill people).

So we were shown to where we'd be sleeping at night, and the rooms were actually kinda spacious to be fair, (like it was like having a really fancy hotel room), (yes I know what that looks like, as my Dad travelled quite a lot and he took Savannah and I with him).

"Oi Janey!"
"Yeah Dream?!"
"I think we're gonna like it here"
"Yep, we're gonna like it here, the pillows are so soft"
"(Chuckles), That they are Jane, that they are"

Dream then comes running into where Jane and I were staying, (as he was nosey like that and all), he then kind of fell and got back up like it's was a Laurel and Hardy sketch, (which was weirdly hilarious to me, as Dream normally just struts around like it's nobody's business, ya know).

"Woo!"
"What the fuck was that Dream?!"
"(Snorts), yeah don't worry about him Janey, he's fine-"
"I wouldn't say that"
"(Snorts), yeah well that's just Dream on a sugar detox"
"Screw you Lesbo!"
"You know for a gay man, you do like screwing me an awful lot"
"Oh get your mind out of the gutter there Bolton!"
"Gladly Softie"

We all then started laughing our heads off, because we were making memories of our good times in high school, (even if there is a lot of things about high school that I totally don't miss at all), (regardless of which high school we talk about).

Anyway we got settled in and all that jazz, and then we kind of had a sleepover, (this did happen an awful lot while we were there to be perfectly honest with you here Darling), so naturally that meant truth or dare, (because of course it does).

"Lacey!"
"Yeah Janey!"
"Truth or dare?"
"Truth"
"Ooh, ok, uh, how many girls have you kissed?"
"Uhh, I don't have the exact number, but I have definitely have kissed all the lesbians in our grade back in New York-"
"Jesus Christ"
"You asked the question Janey, Dream, truth or dare?"

I could tell that Dream was trying not to laugh at the antics, (which failed miserably because I'm fucking hilarious), anyway after the shock of Jane finding out that I had quite the kissing experience, Dream finally answered.

"I think that I'll go with a Dare"
"I dare you to run down the hall screaming I'm a gummy bear"
"Why Lacey?!"
"For the shit and giggles Gaylord"
"Fuck you Laceybuns!"
"Nah thanks, I'm a lesbian"

So Dream got up and started his dare, (I mean of course, I fucking dared him to), (to be honest with you, I thought that Dream would have chickened out of it, but he actually didn't chicken out).

"I'M A GUMMY BEAR!!!!!!"

It was totally worth it for the shits and giggles, (even if the people in the bedroom next door were not the biggest fan of this event), (they weren't too bad though, just didn't want us yelling so much, which we listened to after that, ya know), (as we're not assholes, ya know babes, or you don't know that, I won't assume that you know).

"Laceybuns!, why do you find that fiasco hilarious?"
"Because it's you Gaylord"
"For fuck's sake Lesbo"
"You poor diddems"
"Not really though, is it?"
"Maybe not"
"You sarcastic bitch!"
"Ya love me really Gaylord"
"Unfortunately I do"

I just rolled my eyes at him as there wasn't much else that I could do here, (well maybe there was but I didn't really want to do anything else, so sue me here Karen), we just continued the game after that, (as you do when have banter with your best friends).

"Tinker bell"
"Yeah Dream"
"Truth or Dare?"
"Truth"
"Do you have a crush on someone right now?"
"No, not really, I like my violin more than navigating teenage boys"
"Amen to that Janey!"
"Wow Lacey, ya really know how to attract the instrument players here, don't ya?"
"That includes you Gaylord"
"The triangle doesn't count Lesbo"
"Piss off, it counts to me"

As much as I was joking around with Dream, Dream was being deadly serious about that last statement, (though I wasn't really shocked by that as Dream could be stubborn when he wanted to be).