Dad pulls into a Porsche dealership and I cross my arms and snort when Sam yells “NO WAY! Dad no.” I laugh when Dad replys “Of course I’m joking do you think I’d get you a Porsche?” “Really Sammy?” I ask petting his head like a cat. Sam slaps my hand as we pull into the crapest dealership in Nevada. Bobby Bolivia’s past a clown saying something about burning eyes. We walk over and Sams face drains “Dad you said half a car not half a piece of crap.” I growl glaring at the back of his head. “Dad you see this is a 40 year old virgin” “Yeah?” Dad answers. “Well this is a 50 year old..” “MENTAL IMAGES BURNING SKULL!” I slap my hands over my ears. “Gentleman!” A hoboish man comes out of the shop and I growl “And lady.” he adds. “The names Bobby Bolivia like the country without the runs.” he greets like a creeper “Well Sam and Rue are here to buy their first car.” Dad says putting his arms around our shoulders. “And you came to me.” Bobby says surprised. “Had to.” Me and Sam answer in synch. “We’re practically family Uncle Bobby B baby Uncle Bobby B.” He shakes our hands but I hug him yelling “UNCLE WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE?” Sam prys me off him and I skip over to pet an ostrich. The ostrich bites me “BAD BIRD!” I smack it before I see some old lady flip him off. Sam calls me over to look at a car he found. “Move.” I order and he climbs into the passenger side and I slide in. I rid my fingers over the wheel and shift to get comfy and the car vibrates and relaxes. “Ima call you Bee.” I say seeing the Bee-och thingy. Sam and Uncle B fight over the price after we switch places “But the paints faded.” I cut in “I wouldn’t expect you to understand girly.” I growl and make a fist and the passenger door swings open denting the car next to us. “RUE!” Dad yells. “It wasn’t me the car did it!” I defend myself. “Greater than Man... Cover your ears.” I do so and then a EMP blast echos out and Uncle B holds up 4 fingers “$4,000” 

Authors Note: I have nothing to do might update 1 or more storys 

~Mell