timeskip.

          Virgil's POV

     Patton gathered us in his bedroom. "So, what did you wanna talk to us about?" Roman asked. "Well, none of you have heard Logan laugh, right?" He asked. We both nodded in unison. "I have a plan, it's called Operation: D Minus." He said.

     "That's from twenty one chump street." I said. "Dang it!" He mumbled. "How about Operation: Puns?" Roman suggested. "Operation: Rire." I said. They both gave me a confused look. "It's 'laughter' in French." I explained. "Ooooooohhhhhhh..." They mumbled. "I like it!" Roman exclaimed.

     "I already have an idea." "What is it?" Patton asked. "It involves me falling on my face." Roman said. "Sounds dumb," I said. "I'm in." "IT'S A LAST RESORT." He said. "I run into the room that Logan is in, Virgil trips me, and Patton says, 'the empire has fallen!'" {I've seen this joke so many times in this fandom.} "Oh my god." Patton said. "I LOVE IT!" "I'm going to scold you and applaud you at the same time." I said with a chuckle. "Okay, so we need to get a plan A." Roman said.

     "Patton does all of his witty jokes and such." I suggested. "Yeah, I like the sound of that, kiddos!" Patton exclaimed. He will use any opportunity to use his puns. "Oh boy." Roman mumbled. "This'll be fun..."

timeskip.

          Logan's POV

     Everything had been weird during the past week. Patton has been telling constant puns all week. Usually, I would expect this from my partner, but it was constant.

{As I'm writing this, I'm listening to The Book Of Mormon. Not another musical fandom ;-;}

      I brushed it off as nothing, but as they got more and more persistent, I began to grow more and more worried. "Hey, Lo." Patton greeted, breaking me from my thoughts. "Oh, greetings Patton." I said. "What are ya doin'?" He asked. "Oh, nothing. Just thinking." I responded. "About...?" He asked. "About equations." I lied. "Oh boy!" I braced myself for a pun. Wait...wait for it........................................................................is he gonna-no, never mind. There it is. "Ughhhhhh." I groaned.

     "Oh, you love me." He said, wrapping his arms around my shoulders from behind the couch. "I do..." I said with a sigh. "I'm gonna go bother Roman now!" He said, excusing himself from the conversation. "O....kay...?" I muttered to myself. I was left alone with my thoughts. What is he planning...?

          Patton's POV

     I sat on Virgil's bed with Roman. "He still hasn't laughed!" I whined. "I know, it's boring." Virgil groaned. "It's completely puzzling! I don't get it! Every pun or joke we've thrown at him, he still hasn't had a positive reaction!" Roman said, flopping down next to Virgil. "Dramatic much?" He said, sarcasm oozing from his voice. "Now now, don't be mean, kiddo." I said sternly. "Okaaaaaay." He groaned.

     "Maybe we need to devise another plan." Roman said, staying in the same position. "No! We won't give up! We still have plan B!" I exclaimed. "Yeah, I wanna see you fall flat on your face because of me." Virgil chuckled.

     "Ugh, fine. I suppose we shall put our plan into action." Roman grumbled, earning a small giggle from Virgil. "We should launch it into action maybe...tomorrow? Or even late tonight." Virgil suggested. "I mean, I'm just really eager to see him fall on his face."

     I gave him a glare and a laugh. "Oh, cause that's what this is about. Not getting Logan to laugh, but to see a mighty prince fall flat." Roman said dramatically. "I mean...yeah." Virgil mumbled. "Rude!" Roman exclaimed, shooting up from his spot.

     "Now now..." I started. "Okay okay, I'm done." Virgil said, a smirk still on his face. "I love you. And I accept your poor excuse for an apology." Roman said. "Oh boy..." I muttered to myself, hearing an "I love you too" from Virgil.

     "Actually, I could try some of my jokes on him...if you could even call them jokes." Virgil mumbled. "Sure! Go on ahead, kiddo! Just keep 'em appropriate!" I said. "Heh...about that..." He mumbled.

     "Virgil..." I scolded. "He always holds back a laugh!" He argued. "Fine...since you want to participate...I suppose I can let you do this..." I muttered. I heard a small victory noise from him. "Well, let's get to it!" Roman said, standing up from the bed. "Let's go!!"

          Roman's POV

     I sat down on the couch next to Logan, who was sitting cross legged, his face buried in a book.  Virgil came up behind the couch, a small smirk on his face. "Hey Logan," He said. Logan turned around, looking at him. "Yes?" Logan asked. Virgil cracked a dirty joke. I couldn't help but hold back a laugh. I heard a small snort from Logan. "That was good..." He mumbled.

     Logan turned back to his book. "I don't get it..." Patton said. He is the cinnamon roll of the bunch, it was good that he didn't understand. "God, he won't crack..." Virgil mumbled, along with a few curse words under his breath. I was surprised Patton hadn't caught on to Virgil's language.

     "Is there anything else you needed, Virgil?" Logan asked, a small smile still on his face. "Oh, yeah, I wanted to discuss a theory I heard." He replied. Me and Patton excused ourselves and headed back to our rooms.

     "I don't get it...how does he not laugh?" I asked, before Patton could enter his room. "Oh, I honestly don't know. It's confusing..." He mumbled. "We still have plan B." I laughed. I earned a chuckle from him. "Heh, Virgil will be loving that. Especially if he's the one who gets to trip you." He said with a laugh. "I bet he will..."

heeeeeeeeeey.

so.

um

250 in fanfiction?

over night!?

why?

it's trash?

I could name five writers who are better?

Which I've done already?

Um

Thomas' New Tweet?

Saying he loves Joan

So cute

oml

aHHHHHH

i ship it

a lil bit

aNyWaYs

I'm gonna go now.

I have fanfiction to read.

C'ya!