The bois play Uno

(Y/n) is currently at the Akatsuki base and he's currently playing Uno with Deidara, Hidan, Itachi and Yahiko.

Deidara: This is bullshit!!

Deidara was picking up four cards after Hidan uses a plus four on him.

Hidan: I have two cards im about to win! All i need is a Green and a Blue!

Itachi places a green eight as a smirks until it was (Y/n)'s turn and he looks at Hidan.

Hidan: Oi, Why are you giving me that look.

(Y/n) places a blue plus two but hidan places it and says.

Hidan: Ha! UNO!

Deidara: Guess its my turn, sorry Yahiko!

Deidara places a red plus two and Yahiko places a Yellow plus two after that Itachi places a Green plus two.

Hidan: Ha! Karma!-

(Y/n) places Blue plus two as Hidan has to draw twelve cards.

Hidan: DAMN IT!!

Deidara: HAHAHAHA!! KARMA'S A BITCH!

Deidara places Wild card and picks Blue.

Yahiko: Oh great! Of course you give me the one color i dont have!

Yahiko draws a card, then it was Itachi's turn and places a plus four.

Itachi: Sorry (Y/n), It had to be done.

(Y/n):.........I feel bad for you Hidan...

Hidan: Dont you dare!

(Y/n) places plus four and Hidan screams.

(Y/n): Uno...

Hidan: FUUUUCCKKKKKK!!!

Deidara: would you look at that, He actually is Getting Bad luck.

(Y/n): He did say he could finish first....So just like you said karma's a bitch i guess...

Hidan flips the table and smashes it with his scythe as Deidara and Yahiko stop him while (Y/n) and Itachi watch.

(Y/n):.................Pizza?

Itachi: I could go for one.

Yahiko goes on a date

Nagato, Konan and (Y/n) where helping Yahiko on his upcoming date.

Yahiko: Im too nervous!

Nagati: Calm dowm Yahiko.

Konan: Just relax, You can handle it.

(Y/n): She's right, Just calm down and wait for her and things might go well...

Yahiko: What if i mess up!

(Y/n): Well its not my problem...

Yahiko: Great words of encouragement (Y/n)!

Yahiko calms down as he goes to a table and sat on it waiting for his date while Konan, Nagato and (Y/n) where watching.

(Y/n): He better not screw this up, or im blowing up a mountain...

Konan: (Y/n), Please dont.

While they where watching Yahiko's date comes in and he stands up blushing.

Nemuri: You must be Yahiko, Im Nemuri Kayama.

Yahiko: N-Nice to meet you, Nemuri its great to see you in person.

Meanwhile with Konan, Nagato and (Y/n) who was

(Y/n): Wait.........Is that...

Nagato: You know her (Y/n)?

(Y/n):..........Thats my teacher Miss Midnight...

Konan: Wait what?

(Y/n): Yeah.........He's definitely dead...

Konan: Why?

(Y/n): She has a side.....Im afraid off even though im stronger, I aint seeing that side of her, Lets go Konan im taking you on a date...

(Y/n) holds konan's hand which made her blush and they started walking away as Nagato follows which Yahiko notices.

Yahiko: OI! Dont leave me here! Im too nervous!!

Itachi's Wife

(Y/n) was currently with Itachi, Sasuke eating Ramen.

(Y/n): Wait..........Your married?

Itachi: I am.

Sasuke: Hold on, What? When did that happen?

Itachi: We've been married for a year now.

(Y/n):.........I know you killed your clan but you getting married, Thats a suprise for me.

Sasuke: So who is my sister in law?

Itachi: Her name's-

???: Itachi Uchiha!!

Itachi freezes and he was sweating bullets until he looks behind him to see his wife.

Jean Gunhildr

(She may be hot and Dont question why she's Itachi's wife )

Itachi: J-Jean.

Jean: Where have you been!

Itachi: H-Hold on let me explain.

Jean: No questions! Your coming with me!

Jean sees (Y/n) until he sees Sasuke.

Jean: Oh, You must be Sasuke, Nice to meet you Im Jean Gunhildr Uchiha.

Sasuke: Its nice to see you, Jean.

Jean: Is it alright i take Itachi for a bit?

Sasuke/(Y/n): Sure.

Jean grabs Itachi and drags him away as Sasuke and (Y/n) where watching.

(Y/n):........I didnt know she was in this universe aswell...

Sasuke: What?

(Y/n): Its nothing...

Deidara messed up

Deidara, Sasori, Kakuzu, Hidan and Kisame where currently drinking as (Y/n) was behind the counter acting as thier bartender.

(Y/n): Here Deidara, Kisame, One martini and a beer...

Kisame: Thanks for the drink kid!

Deidara: Thanks for that! Bottoms up!

Deidara drinks it and sighs.

Deidara: Ya know...I met this pretty girl recently.

Hidan: Really?

Deidara: Yeah! She was a goddess in my eyes!

Sasori: If she really is pretty whats her name?

Deidara: Her names Emma Uzumaki (L/n).

(Y/n) went silent as Itachi and Obito heard this and they knew one thing thats gonna happen.

Obito/Itachi: He's fucked.

Sasori: Wait, (Y/n) isnt that your-

A knife went past Deidara's head as it lands on Yahiko and Nagato's table making Yahiko scream as they all look at (Y/n) who had a tick mark on his head while keeping his cold expression.

(Y/n): What did you say?

Deidara: Hold on! Whats going on! Why are you pissed?!

(Y/n): Thats my sister...

Deidara: Wait what! Your sister!

(Y/n) takes out Yamato and begun chasing Deidara who was screaming.

Deidara: (Y/n) wait! Im sorry!

(Y/n): Never in a million years i would give you my blessing to date her...

Deidara: Please!

(Y/n): No...

Deidara: Can i atleast call you brother!

(Y/n): Im killing you right now...

Deidara: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

(Y/n) reads these kind of books?

(Y/n) was currently Reading book as Nagot walks by him.

Nagato: (Y/n), Yahiko wants to see you and its important- Wait isnt that Jiraiya sensei's book?

(Y/n) was indeed reading the make out tactics series and he has Ten of them on the table and replicas of it.

(Y/n): Yeah.....I thought these books would be boring but.......There not that bad...

Yahiko and Konan walks in and they see the books.

Yahiko: Wait, You read Jiraiya Sensei's books?

(Y/n): I do...

Konan: I didnt know you read these books.

Nagato: Me neither, This is the first time I've seen you read them.

(Y/n): Me and Jiraiya made ten of these and a replica.........Actually, Ill be right back...

(Y/n)'s body flickers and he appears Behind Kakashi as he notices him.

Kakashi: Oh (Y/n), What brings you here?

(Y/n): Im actually here to give you these...

(Y/n) brings out Ten Make out tactics books and Kakashi's expression was...

Kakashi:

(Start at 0:23 to 0:28 and i couldnt find a proper vid of it)

(Y/n): Yeah.........Me and Jiraiya made these so....I wanted to give you the replicas we made...

Kakashi: IM NOT WORTHY IM NOT WORTHY FOR THESE BOOKS!!

Kakashi was bowing repeatedly and (Y/n) was a bit creeped out.

(Y/n): Your.......Welcome...

Kakashi: THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR THESE I WILL PROTECT THEM UNTIL THE DAY I DIE!!

(Y/n): Okay...........

Kakashi: I WILL TREASURE THESE BOOKS FOREVER AND NO ONE CANT STOP ME FROM PROTECTING THEM!!

(Y/n)'s body flickers as he sat back to his chair and continued reading his book.

Yahiko: Oh your back.

Konan: How did it go?

(Y/n): Very.............Interesting...

(Word count: 1258)