Shinobi Island!

"So, it's our first day on this island and apparently we're supposed to start 'filming' here pretty soon. Everything is real, from the chairs to the food, but the thing is we got here a bit earlier than the other cast members," Naruto explained as he sat down reading the book Luna got him, "we're supposed to be joined by other shinobi, like Luna or maybe the old man. So we're gonna have a good time!" he continued to say with a smile

"What's it like living with Naruto? That's a good joke," Sakura said as she rolled her eyes

"You know, Sakura, I think your red ribbon makes you pretty," Naruto said as Sakura paid to attention to him

"Alright! Who did it?!" shouted Sasuke as he came out wearing pink, "who replaced all my clothes with pink?!"

"They're all fucking idiots!" Sasuke said as he noticed one of the camera crew looking at him, "What are you looking at?!" he shouted as the man turned away, "yeah, that's right! I don't swing that way!" he continued to shout as the camera panned around him to see the back of the shirt saying 'Blowjob Princess'.

"That sucks Sasuke, but, I do have to say it doesn't look half-bad on you," Naruto said as Sasuke face-palmed

"SHUT UP, IDIOT!" Sakura screamed

"I'll get down to the bottom of this, and when I do, there will be hell to pay!" Sasuke vowed

"Yeah, Naruto totally did it, that stupid moron," Sakura said

"You know, it takes a real man to wear pink, Sasuke, I've tried doing it once, but it didn't really work out for me," Naruto said as the screen cut to him sitting in a chair facing the camera. He leaned back into the chair and sighed "You know, people tend to think I'm stupid," Naruto said as he gave a hearty chuckle, "those poor fools,"

Later:

"Alright, so Lincoln couldn't make it because he had something important to take care of, like a contract or something, so we're just stuck here watching TV," Luan said as the screen cuts to Luna, Luan, Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura sitting on a large couch. Luna was flipping through channels before something caught their eye "Huh, what's this?" Naruto asked as the screen showed a title called 'The Cursed Games... Presented by Hetap,'

"What's this show?" Luan asked as the rest of them shrugged

"Got no clue, but we're watching it," Luna said as the intro began. It started outside at what seemed to be a white structure "Okay, so the middle of nowhere?" Sakura asked as the heard someone talking to themselves "Alright, so I'm the villain here... neat. So I just stand here and have random people try to fight me?" they asked as the camera zoomed in on them to be Lincoln

"WHAT THE FUCK?!" everyone shouted

"Yup, that ab- ZARBON! GET OFF THE TABLE! AND STOP THROWING USED CONDOMS!"

"Okay, I'm just gonna call you back," Lincoln said as he hung up his Bluetooth, "kami, what've I gotten myself into?"

"That's what I wanna know!" Luna said as she hopped up and grabbed the TV

"Okay, that condom part was pretty funny," Luan said as Luna giggled too

"Y-yeah, I guess it was... but I still want to know why he's there!"

"Well, sit down so we can find out,"

"Luna, please sit down, you're blocking the TV," Naruto asked as Luna set the TV back down on and went back to her seat. On the TV, however, "Alright, so I'm supposed to be the villain. From the way we did the contract, I would say I'm supposed to be sarcastic and snarky as hell," Lincoln said as someone appeared

"Oh my heavens, what do we have here?" Lincoln asked as he looked at the guy, "you are a sight to behold. Not sure if you're a power ranger... or a space stripper. Hell, you could be both for all I know," Lincoln continued to speak as Luna and Luan were starting to laugh, "so you've come to fight me, I assume?" Lincoln asked. The grey man just stood there until he looked at Lincoln "Hello? *sigh* alright, not much of a talker are we? So allow me to introduce myself, I'm Lincoln Loud, your substitute fighter for the time being. Got this gig out of nowhere, and you are?" Lincoln said as the man raised a non-existent eyebrow, "*Sigh* Okay man, let's try this again. I am Lincoln Loud, and you are? I'm some asshole who's come to give you a good fuck," Lincoln said with a high-pitched voice on the last part. Lincoln then grew a tick-mark as the grey man closed his eyes "You know, you're not making this job any easier when the hero doesn't say anything! I mean, come on, do you have any idea how hard it was to convince my sisters that I had a 'ninja' contract to do?! Fucking christ, not even a speech?! Nothing like; 'Hey, I'm here to stop your evil ways', nothing?! Really?" Lincoln ranted on as the man turned away and started to walk. Lincoln's eyes went wide as he shouted: "Where do you think you're going!? Fight me, damn-it!" as the man continued to walk away, "COME ON! FIGHT ME! YOU JUST CAN'T WALK AWAY!" Lincoln continued to scream when suddenly the man vanished. The grey man then appeared in front of Lincoln with his fist in Lincolns stomach "Owari da," he said as Lincoln fell to the ground with his eyes rolled back into his head. The screen cuts to the credits as Luna was seen shaking the TV while the rest of them try to separate her from it.

[Sorry if this omake wasn't up to everyone's standards, but I sorta needed someone on hand]