Puns #1

Situation 1: Sleep over
I'm at a sleep over at my friend's house and it's raining outside and there lightning...I look at my friend and say... "Well I guess I can say this sleep over was very 'shocking'." ⚡

#2:
Emo people can be so 'Emo'tionless.

#3: (plz don't hate me for dis)
What is a Republican's favorite instrument?

The 'Trump'et

#4
I 'dairy' you to read my other books...

#5
I met this girl who had the power to control wind. Well lets just say her powers blew me away...

#6
It's 'Lamb'orghini!

#7
'Liter'ally (pick up your trash people!)

#8
What if everytime you ate a mint you'd be given some encourage-mint.

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