Alright, subject 12. You look like my friend BDoubleO, but I know the truth.

Doc!

Sorry.

Listen BDubs, we just need you to prove that you're you. What's the last thing you remember?

The last thing I remember...

You mean in season 5?

Sure, start from there.

Alright then.

Doc, you remember the thing I told you about, with the vines?

Yeah? What about them?

Yeah, it got much worse after you left. Thankfully, a certain ConVex kept me awake for a while. But it didn't stop me slipping. One morning, the vines took me. I was trapped, I could barely breathe. The vines put me to sleep.

... Go on.

And then? I woke up, what else do you do after sleeping? I was falling, and I saw someone on the ground. I didn't recognise them, after all, who on this server would wear a uniform like that?

Excuse you! This uniform belongs only to high-ranking members of the self-proclaimed base security!

... Sorry, Scar.

Anyway, I was so confused as to who it was, that I forgot to call for help. I just screamed as I hit the ground. I honestly thought that was the end for me.

I woke up falling. Again. This time, I actually recognised the nearest person: Iskall. He looked genuinely shocked as I shouted at him for help, but he couldn't save me.

This kept happening, with several other hermits, plus that Grian guy, you know, that friend of Mumbo's?

Grian? He's an... Interesting part of the server.

... He's a hermit now? Well, times have changed.

Moving on, I kept on falling, dying, waking up midair, until there was you, Doc. You caught me, and for whatever reason, put me in here.

Why did you do that, anyway?

It's not your turn to ask-

It absolutely is my turn to ask the questions, Doc! Did you forget what I'm like?

I- um... You can't fool me! Fake... Alien... BDubs!

Doc! Doc, come back! Sorry about that.

So BDubs falling out of the sky isn't an isolated incident, I see. Very interesting. Very interesting indeed.

Autocorrect, signing off from the past!