Just found this old thing from April Fools' hanging around, so I finished it up! Enjoy!

(This is definitely not an excuse to get out of trying to figure out the ending of the "In Which" arc nope what are you on about?)

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The Crew are busy pranking each other (And AC) half to death, so this chapter has been brought to you direct from the Abyss. -Azin

Joe was armed with fish, much to everyone's horror. It seemed that he didn't quite get that the "Poisson d'avril" was supposed to be a fake fish. This led to a lot of cod everywhere and some very upset hermits.

"We need to do something about this." Zed complained. The ZIT trio were hiding out in the basement of Tango's starter house, hoping to escape the fish storm, which is a sentence none of them had ever thought they'd have to consider, but welcome to Hermitcraft, or something.

"I agree. But what?" Impulse asked, perched on a stack of chests Tango hadn't moved to Toon Towers yet.

"We get him back. All the classics: water bucket on the door, that one trick with the iron doors and the pressure plate, uh... Yeah." Suggested Tango, smiling widely.

"You are enjoying this too much." Zed pointed out. Tango just grinned more in response.

"Yes."

Time Skip brought to you by the April Fish.

The trap was laid. Tango sat on the porch of his starter base, shouting about how wonderful the lack of raining fish was. And then a raw cod appeared from seemingly nowhere and slapped Tango in the face. Later, he would insist that the scream that followed was part of the act, but we all know the truth.

Tango threw his hands up in front of his face, feigning defence, and once Joe started chasing after him, bolted into the house. Joe followed him, and promptly got soaked with water by the door. Tango kept running, now with the added terror of having invoked the wrath of the Hills. He led Joe through a veritable obstacle course of feathers and tripwires and redstone and potions and in one case a curse-of-binding cod head named "Grian".

At the end of the course, Tango ran down into a hidden area under his starter base, which contained a simple contraption with four iron doors, a block of obsidian and a pressure plate, now with the added innovation of putting a honey block underneath. Tango ran through it, dodging the pressure plate, and sure enough, Joe fell for it. He landed on the pressure plate and the doors closed... outwards? What?

"Okay, who installed the ending wrong?" Tango asked, sighing.

"Nobody." Joe replied, surely smiling under the cod head. "Now, boys." And with that, Tango was showered with fish, thanks to Impulse and Zedaph.

"I have never been so betrayed." Tango gasped, faux horrified.

"What about-"

"NEVER!"

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Well.

That happened.

That was a thing that occurred.

I've been Entropy, peace out from the present?