(Dang, that's a long title-)

Also, this is more like 'what I see them saying'

Ticci toby: -walking down the up escalator- Hey, mine's not working!

Ben: -good idea- Taking a deep breath before jumping into a swimming pool. -Bad idea- taking a deep breath after jumping into a swimming pool.

(Eliza voice: I'm not sorryyyy~)

Glitchy red: 'Would you like to take a survey-' Would you like to take a hike? -shuts the survey people in a cash register- (aNIMANIACS LOGIC--)

Lost Silver: 'what is on your mind?' My hat.

Jeff: We'll be right outside, protecting you from the evil viper who looms in the shadows to do horrible unspeakable things to you while you innocently slumber! sleep tiiight~

(Pretty sure that would be jeff as a father)

Sally: 'Aw, isn't she cute? :3' 

Nina: -comes out of the perfume that's called 'annoyance'-

(Sully version) Liu: 'We must hurry before the giant awakes! Lower me to the floor gently!' -shoves the girl off the table- Oops :3

Laughing jack: -the scene where wakko is playing go fish all by himself-

Offender: -good idea- Stopping to smell the roses. -bad idea- Stopping to feel the roses

(Or offender is when yakko was singing all of the words in the English language and he wINKED WHEN HE SAID ACTION-)

Dark link: 'Okay yakko, it's time to do the inkblot test, what does this remind you of? -shows picture-' Girls. '... What does tHIS remind you of? -shows another picture-' Girls. 'wHAT DOES THIS REMIND YOU OF. -another picture-' uHH- Girls. 'YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH GIRLS!' Hey! You're the one showing me all the sexy pictures!

Puppeteer: We began our journey to soundstage 64. Wakko drove. -insert terrible insane driving- uHHHHHHHH- Then I decided to drive. -peaceful normal driving-

Dr. smiley: -trying to get rid of a tooth, but fails- I'll go get the dynamite.

Lazari: -Every time dot is cute-

Bloody painter: Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Judge angels: (I have nothing for her-)

Jane: 'Do you know who I am!?' Why? Did you forget?

MWAH- GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY~!

- Punzi1