Well that happened....



Me: HEY GUYSSSSSSS *walks in all boss*

Jeff: what?

Me: guess what I did!

Ellie: What?

Me: come one guessssss

Killer Ellie: uh...YOU KILLED A CHICKEN?!?!

Me: nope

Tiff: YOU DYED YOUR HAIR?

Me: my hair is still alive!

Ba dum tish

Silver: YOU FINALLY SAID YES TO RED?!?

Me: what da hell NEVER

GlitchyRed: hater....

Ben: YOU GOT A NEW VIDEO GAME?

Me: YES!

Ben: Really?!?

Me: *nods holding up a new video game called Real Life*

Roxy: Oh cool! Let's play it!

Me: *plops on the couch putting the game in with my telekinesis*

Everyone: *gathers around the couch*

*the title screen comes up: CREEPYPASTA SMASH BROS. BRAWL*

Z: CREEPYPASTA Smash Bros BRAWL? Wut...

Me: Da Hell...I ORDERED GTA 6!!!!

Ben: THEN SCOOT OVER *grabs controllers and pushes me over*

Snow: BRAWL BRAWL BRAWL

Ben: *goes to the brawl menu* HEEEEEY....LOOK THERE I AM!

Snow: Look me too!

Everyone: So am I!/ HOLY CRAP/ this game is totally cursed.

Ben: *picks himself*

Announcer(deeply manly):BEN. DROWNED.

Ben: awwwww yeaaaaaa.

*games starts glitching*

Me: BEEEEN WHAT THE HELL?!!

Ben: I'm not doing anything!

Dark Link: the evidence is right there!

Me: Let me-

Announcer(still deeply manly): LOST. AMBER.

Me: Da Fuq?

Announcer: ELLIE. BRINE

Ellie: 0-0 w-wut....

Announcer: ANDEVERYBODYELSE.

*game glitches and a bolt of lightning comes out the tv Shocking everyone an d sucks everyone in the game but Ben.

Ben: HA GLITCH SUCKA!!

*hand comes out of nowhere splashing water on him before sucking him in*

Ben: AWWW THATs FOUL PLAY....

Me: *looks around* where are we?

Grace: I guess the gaming world...I don't know....

Tiff:*clings to dark link* I WANT MY TABLE.

Pinki: *hides in Tiffs Hoodie*

Pip: weird....Amber where did you order that game?

Me: where I always order my games where else-

Announcer: WELCOME PASTAS TO CREEPYPASTA SMASH BROS BRAWL.

Ben: is Link in here? Cause if he is IN FOR HELL OF A WHOOPIN...

Announcer: No...You all will be battling each other FOR THE GRAND PRIZE.

Everyone: PRIZE?!???

Announcer: yes prize. And that one prize is One Wish of anything!

Me: ~Anything?~

Announcer: Anything.

Me: ~~Anything~~~

Announcer: YES ANYTHING!

Me:............~~~Any-

Announcer: Say that one more time and I'll cut you....

Me: -_- bring it on bitch...

Announcer: *sighs* never mind I'll just put you all on the stage*

Me: what stage?

Announcer: THIS ONE *teleports everyone on to a some Final Smash Board*

TicciToby: wow...I'm getting tingly all over *hugs snow* need da fluffy...

Snow: •_•

Lost Silver: soooo what do we do?

Announcer: BRAWL first I must radomy choose 4 of you...then the winner will proceed

Jeff: soooo a tournament?

Announcer: YES THATS THE WORD TOURNAMENT!!

Me(whispers): why does he sound familiar?

KillerEllie: *shrugs*

Announcer: *teleports a character select screen and begins to choose player randomly*  the first..player isssss..

Everyone: •_•

Announcer: JEFF THE KILLER.

Jeff: YAAAAAAY...wait...should I be happy I'm gonna kill me friends....

Alexis: *crosses her arms* ahem Daddy?

Jeff: oh crap when did you get here?

Aleixs: I've been with you guys the whole time....

Jeff: Um Ellie?

Ellie: hm *sees Alexis* ALEIXS???!?!!?!?!

Announcer: How did you Know?!?

Ellie and Jeff: wait What?

Announcer: Aleixs Has been choosen for the Brawl!

Everyone: NUUUUUUUUUUU.

Announcer: YESSSSSSSS Okay teleporting them to the stage while I choose the last two.

Jeff: *gets teleported on stage*

Aleixs: *gets teleported on stage*

Me: MY LITTLE HOMIE....I VOLUNTEER HAS TRIBUTE!!!

*Hunger games theme song plays*

Ba dum tish

Announcer: A volunteer? Never had that before.

Me:(country accent) -3- Well bitch you got one now....

Announcer: okay den

Everyone: YOU CAN DO THAT?!?

Aleixs: *calls from the stage*

Me: *pick up phone* yolo

Aleixs: don't. You. Dare.

Me: why not?

Aleixs: I WANNA WIN!

Me: oh okay..but if you die it's not on me.

Aleixs: I know it's on daddy for not protecting me.

(Jeff in the background: GUUUUUURL BLAME YO MAMMY)

Me: okay will do captain.

Aleixs: *hangs up*

Me: well cancel dat..ill be sitting here just watching.

Announcer: LOST.AMBER.

Me: well shit..*gets teleported*

Announcer: And Finally for this round DARK LINK.

Dark Link: Dammit...

Ellie:
*grabs him by the collar* if you lay a finger on my little girl I swear to Zalgo I will rip you to shreds*

Dark link: pfft I got dis *pulls shades from nowhere before getting teleported to the stage*

Announcer: LETS BEGIN, Ready Set? GO!

Everyone: *in the arena standing there*

Announcer: did you not here what I just said? GO.

Me: wait a second how com you don't fight?

Announcer: because I'm a ANNOUNCER.

Me: and how come only one person gets a wish?

Announcer: because it's a TOURNAMENT.

Me: Then come I can't do this? *uses telekinesis to knock out the announcer*

Jeff: Awww now how we gonna get da wish?

Me: LIKE DIS! *used telekinesis to get the wish* Benny?

Ben: ya?

Me: glitch!

Ben: *glitches wish to make a whole bunch*

Everyone: YAAAAAAAAAAAAY *dances around holding there wish*

Me: wait does anyone hear that?*looks up and seees a meteor*

Everyone: *sounds like mice running around screaming*

Slenderman: *closes the book* then they all died and never lived happily ever after.

ALEIXS: BEST STORY EVA

Charlie charlie: Yea read us another one!

Sally: PLEASEEEEEE

Slenderman: no that's all for tonight.

Alexis: did that actually happen?

Slenderman: no little one, it's just a story.

Alexis: wait then where is Papa and Mama?

Slenderman: out for killing form tonight with the rest of the pastas.

Charlie: oh okay..

Sally: *yawns drifting to sleep*

Charlie Charlie: *falls alseep*

Alexis: *falls alseep*

meanwhile at the club of Dave and Busters;

Jeff: CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG!!

Ben: *chugs vodka*

Everyone: WOOOOOO/ GET THE CAMERA./ GIVE ME SOME!!!

Tiff, Dark Link and KillerEllie: *under the hockey table with secretly drinking something they not suppose to....-3- little rebels*

Jane and Roxy: *Dancing in the Hockey table*

Snow and Toby: *Pass out with a jug of something on the floor*

Z and Jill: *Robbing the candy vending machine*

Silver: *Winning a came Of 7 OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN with millionaires*

Me: *shoots Camera with bottle top of Wine* BABOOOSHIKI!!! *passes out on the floor along with the camera.

Random pasta Bro: I WISH THE NIGHT NEVER ENDS.

Everyone: YAAAAAAY!!!!

Clock gets stuck at 11:59 pm....






 

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