Well that happened....
Me: HEY GUYSSSSSSS *walks in all boss*
Jeff: what?
Me: guess what I did!
Ellie: What?
Me: come one guessssss
Killer Ellie: uh...YOU KILLED A CHICKEN?!?!
Me: nope
Tiff: YOU DYED YOUR HAIR?
Me: my hair is still alive!
Ba dum tish
Silver: YOU FINALLY SAID YES TO RED?!?
Me: what da hell NEVER
GlitchyRed: hater....
Ben: YOU GOT A NEW VIDEO GAME?
Me: YES!
Ben: Really?!?
Me: *nods holding up a new video game called Real Life*
Roxy: Oh cool! Let's play it!
Me: *plops on the couch putting the game in with my telekinesis*
Everyone: *gathers around the couch*
*the title screen comes up: CREEPYPASTA SMASH BROS. BRAWL*
Z: CREEPYPASTA Smash Bros BRAWL? Wut...
Me: Da Hell...I ORDERED GTA 6!!!!
Ben: THEN SCOOT OVER *grabs controllers and pushes me over*
Snow: BRAWL BRAWL BRAWL
Ben: *goes to the brawl menu* HEEEEEY....LOOK THERE I AM!
Snow: Look me too!
Everyone: So am I!/ HOLY CRAP/ this game is totally cursed.
Ben: *picks himself*
Announcer(deeply manly):BEN. DROWNED.
Ben: awwwww yeaaaaaa.
*games starts glitching*
Me: BEEEEN WHAT THE HELL?!!
Ben: I'm not doing anything!
Dark Link: the evidence is right there!
Me: Let me-
Announcer(still deeply manly): LOST. AMBER.
Me: Da Fuq?
Announcer: ELLIE. BRINE
Ellie: 0-0 w-wut....
Announcer: ANDEVERYBODYELSE.
*game glitches and a bolt of lightning comes out the tv Shocking everyone an d sucks everyone in the game but Ben.
Ben: HA GLITCH SUCKA!!
*hand comes out of nowhere splashing water on him before sucking him in*
Ben: AWWW THATs FOUL PLAY....
Me: *looks around* where are we?
Grace: I guess the gaming world...I don't know....
Tiff:*clings to dark link* I WANT MY TABLE.
Pinki: *hides in Tiffs Hoodie*
Pip: weird....Amber where did you order that game?
Me: where I always order my games where else-
Announcer: WELCOME PASTAS TO CREEPYPASTA SMASH BROS BRAWL.
Ben: is Link in here? Cause if he is IN FOR HELL OF A WHOOPIN...
Announcer: No...You all will be battling each other FOR THE GRAND PRIZE.
Everyone: PRIZE?!???
Announcer: yes prize. And that one prize is One Wish of anything!
Me: ~Anything?~
Announcer: Anything.
Me: ~~Anything~~~
Announcer: YES ANYTHING!
Me:............~~~Any-
Announcer: Say that one more time and I'll cut you....
Me: -_- bring it on bitch...
Announcer: *sighs* never mind I'll just put you all on the stage*
Me: what stage?
Announcer: THIS ONE *teleports everyone on to a some Final Smash Board*
TicciToby: wow...I'm getting tingly all over *hugs snow* need da fluffy...
Snow: •_•
Lost Silver: soooo what do we do?
Announcer: BRAWL first I must radomy choose 4 of you...then the winner will proceed
Jeff: soooo a tournament?
Announcer: YES THATS THE WORD TOURNAMENT!!
Me(whispers): why does he sound familiar?
KillerEllie: *shrugs*
Announcer: *teleports a character select screen and begins to choose player randomly* the first..player isssss..
Everyone: •_•
Announcer: JEFF THE KILLER.
Jeff: YAAAAAAY...wait...should I be happy I'm gonna kill me friends....
Alexis: *crosses her arms* ahem Daddy?
Jeff: oh crap when did you get here?
Aleixs: I've been with you guys the whole time....
Jeff: Um Ellie?
Ellie: hm *sees Alexis* ALEIXS???!?!!?!?!
Announcer: How did you Know?!?
Ellie and Jeff: wait What?
Announcer: Aleixs Has been choosen for the Brawl!
Everyone: NUUUUUUUUUUU.
Announcer: YESSSSSSSS Okay teleporting them to the stage while I choose the last two.
Jeff: *gets teleported on stage*
Aleixs: *gets teleported on stage*
Me: MY LITTLE HOMIE....I VOLUNTEER HAS TRIBUTE!!!
*Hunger games theme song plays*
Ba dum tish
Announcer: A volunteer? Never had that before.
Me:(country accent) -3- Well bitch you got one now....
Announcer: okay den
Everyone: YOU CAN DO THAT?!?
Aleixs: *calls from the stage*
Me: *pick up phone* yolo
Aleixs: don't. You. Dare.
Me: why not?
Aleixs: I WANNA WIN!
Me: oh okay..but if you die it's not on me.
Aleixs: I know it's on daddy for not protecting me.
(Jeff in the background: GUUUUUURL BLAME YO MAMMY)
Me: okay will do captain.
Aleixs: *hangs up*
Me: well cancel dat..ill be sitting here just watching.
Announcer: LOST.AMBER.
Me: well shit..*gets teleported*
Announcer: And Finally for this round DARK LINK.
Dark Link: Dammit...
Ellie:
*grabs him by the collar* if you lay a finger on my little girl I swear to Zalgo I will rip you to shreds*
Dark link: pfft I got dis *pulls shades from nowhere before getting teleported to the stage*
Announcer: LETS BEGIN, Ready Set? GO!
Everyone: *in the arena standing there*
Announcer: did you not here what I just said? GO.
Me: wait a second how com you don't fight?
Announcer: because I'm a ANNOUNCER.
Me: and how come only one person gets a wish?
Announcer: because it's a TOURNAMENT.
Me: Then come I can't do this? *uses telekinesis to knock out the announcer*
Jeff: Awww now how we gonna get da wish?
Me: LIKE DIS! *used telekinesis to get the wish* Benny?
Ben: ya?
Me: glitch!
Ben: *glitches wish to make a whole bunch*
Everyone: YAAAAAAAAAAAAY *dances around holding there wish*
Me: wait does anyone hear that?*looks up and seees a meteor*
Everyone: *sounds like mice running around screaming*
Slenderman: *closes the book* then they all died and never lived happily ever after.
ALEIXS: BEST STORY EVA
Charlie charlie: Yea read us another one!
Sally: PLEASEEEEEE
Slenderman: no that's all for tonight.
Alexis: did that actually happen?
Slenderman: no little one, it's just a story.
Alexis: wait then where is Papa and Mama?
Slenderman: out for killing form tonight with the rest of the pastas.
Charlie: oh okay..
Sally: *yawns drifting to sleep*
Charlie Charlie: *falls alseep*
Alexis: *falls alseep*
meanwhile at the club of Dave and Busters;
Jeff: CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG!!
Ben: *chugs vodka*
Everyone: WOOOOOO/ GET THE CAMERA./ GIVE ME SOME!!!
Tiff, Dark Link and KillerEllie: *under the hockey table with secretly drinking something they not suppose to....-3- little rebels*
Jane and Roxy: *Dancing in the Hockey table*
Snow and Toby: *Pass out with a jug of something on the floor*
Z and Jill: *Robbing the candy vending machine*
Silver: *Winning a came Of 7 OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN with millionaires*
Me: *shoots Camera with bottle top of Wine* BABOOOSHIKI!!! *passes out on the floor along with the camera.
Random pasta Bro: I WISH THE NIGHT NEVER ENDS.
Everyone: YAAAAAAY!!!!
Clock gets stuck at 11:59 pm....
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