THE SCUMBAG DATE....


Me: *enjoying a all meat pizza*

Mindy: *pokes Amber*

Me: what was that for???

Mindy: I want the pepperoni right there...*points a pepperoni on meh pizza*

Me: I can give you a sl-

Mindy: I want that piece...with the pepperoni on it....

Me: bu-

Mindy: giiiiiive...

Me: okay then *hands her the piece of pepperoni*

Mindy: I have saved the world...*walks off with the pepperoni*

Me: uhhhhh okay then....*continues eating*

KillerEllie: AMBER-Chan!!!

Me: oye....yes?

KillerEllie: I gotta Dare!

Me: okay! DARE TIME

*everyone pops out of nowhere*

Snow: *is a white unicorn*

Me: -_- told you to stop eating that Kibble....

Snow: IT WASENT THE KIBBLE...Toby made me a Sparkly Waffle..

TicciToby: which you enjoyed..,

Snow: I did! But I didn't know I was going to turn into a Unicorn!*turns into a waffle* oh poop....

Everyone: O.O she turned into a waffle/ Wtf/ post this on Instagram!

GlitchyRed: *takes a picture* don't eat her Toby...,

TocciToby: trying so hard right now....

Snow: O.O I wanna be me again...even though I smell like maple syrup...

Me: uh Mindy?

Mindy: *changes Snow back to her self*

Snow: phew

TicciToby: *nibbles on Snow*

Snow: uhhhh

TicciToby: you not a waffles but you smell like one *continued nibbling*

Snow: O.O

Me: *sighs* young waffle love

Ba dum tish

Me: alright what's your dare Killa?

KillerEllie: I dare you to go on a date with GlitchyRed!

GlithyRed: *spits out his Soda*

Me: *chokes on air*

Everyone: O.O

Me: *cough* *cough* WHAAAAAAT....

KillerEllie: that's not all! I dare you to kiss him afterwards...

Me: DIDNT I ALREADY KISS HIM?? LIKE TWICE?!??!

KillerEllie: *shrugs* Idk...But GlitchyRed you have to make her a stuff crust pizza to!

GlithyRed: O.O okay..

Me: Killa I want to know that I love you okay:..

KillerEllie: Aw ^_^

Me: but your gonna die

KillerEllie: O.O

Ellie: *grabs me* NO KILLING

Me: Jeff out me To sleep!

Jeff: after the dare ^_^

Me: -_- fudge you...

Tiff: Amberrrrrrr DO IT

ME: no

Ellie: DO IT

Me: no....

Everyone: DOOO IT...

GlitchyRed: this is so Awkward...

Me: THANK YOU!!

KillerEllie: Dareship is magic! And you have to be a good host Amber..

Me: I swear someone's going to die....

KillerEllie: Yay I mean..no...wait What?

Me: hmmmm*walks up to glitchy Red*

GlitchyRed: *swallows hard* O.O

Me: Don't touch me....in any form or way...until after the date got it?!

GlitchyRed: O.O yup...,

Me: I ain't dressing up in anything! Alright....we'll be back....-_-
BEN DONT TOUCH MU COOKIE MONSTER HAT...

Ben: -3- too late *puts my Cookie Monster hat on*

Me: you're gonna get it.....

Ben: meep

*Me and GlitchRed walk out*

Jeff: PARTY!!!!

Slendermam: *crosses arms* I'm still here ya know..

Jeff: uhhhhhh *plays The Harlem shake*

Ben Con los terroristas
Ey Shake
Ey Shake
Ey, Ey, Ey, Ey
Shake, Ta. Ta
And do the Harlem Shake!

*everybody starts dancing all crazy*

(Meanwhile)

Me: *silent*

GlitchyRed: soooo where do you wanna go...

Me: I don't care.....

GlitchyRed; okay that's not helping...

Me: I'm going to make this the worse hour of you- *Sees Carnivial* AAWWWWW CAN WE GO RED????PLEASEE CAN WE!! CAN WE?!!?? *jumsp up and down like a little kid*

GlitchyRed: uhh I can't see why not...

Me: YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA *grabs GlitchyRed and Drags him to the entrance*

*time skip cuz I can!*

Me: *face in painted and has a giant Stuffed Wolf* ITS SO FLUFFY!!!!!

GlithyRed: XD

Me: alright that was fun...I guess.....

GlitchyRed: O.O

Me: if anyone asks IT SUCKED....anyway we should really be getting back...

GlitchyRed: oka- *sees paintball arena*
P-Paint ball.....

Me: *smirks* I'm pretty sure they can wait one more hour...

GlitchyRed: *smirks and races toward the Arena*

Me: HEY WAIT FOR ME!! *chases after him*

*Time skip Because they are BAE*

GlitchyRed and Me: *run in laughing and covered in paint and with a Giant Stuffed wolf*

KillerEllie: O.O some one had a good time....

Me: *clears throat and stops laughing* no it was awful.....

GlitchyRed: yea it was the worse two hours of my life.....

Me: *snickers* FIRE FINA PAINT BOMB!! XD *falls out laughing*

GlitchyRed: XD

Z: Hehehehe....

KillerEllie: you remember the other part of the dare don't ya? >:)

Me: no....there was another part?!

KillerEllie: *nods* you have to kiss Glitchy Red...

Me: O.O oh....right..-_- dang it....ill just get it over with...*kisses GlitchyRed for the third Time in this series*

GlitchyRed: O.O

KillerEllie: Now Red The Pizza!

Me: YAYAAYYA IM STARVING!!

GlitchyRed: alright I'll be back ^_^

Me: -_-....Mindy keep an eye on him...I don't want him finding my secret sauce...

Mindy: Alright *follows GlitchyRed into the kitchen*

Everyone: *crosses their arms with a smirk looking at me*

Me: O.O what?

Roxy; just spill the beans already...

Me: What Beans?

Tiff: Amber....

Me: I don't know what your talking about.....

Grace: Amberrrr

Me: I'm serious....

Sliver: so are we.....

Ellie: uh huh....

Me: O.O -_- okay maybe we're friends now.....but nothing's gonna change besides that...

Everyone: Suuuuuuuure

Me: O.O WTF.....

Mindy: AMBER

Me: What?!

Mindy: He found it..

Me: NO NOT THE SECRET SAUCE!!!

GlitchyRed: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Me: GLITCHYSCUMBAG!!!! *runs in the kitchen*

*hears crashing and banging and stuff breaking*

Dark link: hehehe

Ben: *knocks Dark link upside the head*

Dark Link: Ow!....wait a second...where have I seen this before...

Ben: huh......where have I seen this before?!

Everyone: Hmmmmmmm

*Flash back with the woooooo*

Me: geez....JEFF! Come on we gotta get started!!!!

BEN: he's hiding lol

Me: *sighs* I'll be back (leaves to find jeff)

*chatting dies down to hear crashing and banging and stuff breaking..)

BRVR: pika?

BEN: what the heck is going on in there..

Dark link: *smirks*

BEN: *knocks Dark link upside in the head*

Dark link: ow! What was that for?

BEN: your dirty mind what else?!

Dark link: *grumbles rubbing he's head*

Me: *pulls Jeff by the hoodie into the room*

Jeff: *sighs*.....this is ridiculous...

Me: you're ridiculous:...*plops jeff on the floor*

*flash back ends*

Dark link: OHHHHH hehe us....

Jeff: gooood times......Anyone else Remember the first knock knock....

Ellie: heheh yea

Everyone: *smirks*

*Flash back with the harp*

knock knock!*

BEN: who could that be?

Me: I'm not sure lets find out.*opens door*

???: OMG AMBER!!!

Me: OMG!!!! ELLIE!!!

EllieBrine : hi I was wondering if I could join you guys!

Me: of course Ellie! Everyone this is my friend Ellie, say hi!

Everyone: hi Ellie!

Ellie: *waves*

Me: for some info she hates Pink! Don't make her wear anything pink! Or do anything that involves Pink!

Ben: no promises! >:D

Ellie: O.0

Me: so Ellie any dares or questions to start us off?

Ellie: actually yes I do have a dare!
I dare Hoodie and masky to do 7 minutes in heaven!

Everyone except masky and hoodie: oooooooooooo!

Masky: umm...what's that?..wait I think I know! Hoodie give me your gun.

Me: Whoa whoa! Wait a second! Not that heaven! Don't you know? The game. In the closet?

Dark link: *shoves Me* let someone experienced explain!

Me: *facepalms*

Dark link: 7 minutes in heaven is...

*after about 30 minutes of explaining hardcore of what 7 minutes in heaven is*

Masky and Hoodie: wait what?....

Me: *sighs*
7 minutes in heaven is just a game where you make out and stuff...

Masky and hoodie : oh..:

Dark link: really!

Me: look I know this stuff is your expertise and stuff but that was way too advance...even for you.

Ellie: I agree

Jeff: same....

Me: hey your not acting weird anymore Jeff.

Jeff: this is taking my mind off my knife....*twitches*

*flash back ends*

Jeff: now that I think about it I don't think the dare was taking my mind off my knife....

Ellie: *blushes*

Me: *walks back in covered in sauce eating a pizza* whoa...epic da ja vu moment.....

Tiff: HEHEHEH totally by because we were having flash backs......

Me: oh okay...*finishes pizza* better than last time Red....but you will never use my secret sauce...NEVAAAAA

GlitchyRed: I'll find out don't worry....

Me: I hope Slender-

Slenderman: MY KITCHEN!!!!!

Me: O.O time to run...

Slenderman: AMBERRRRRRRR!!!!

Me: heheh Quick outro!
  I had to go on a date with GlitchyRed

GlitchyRed: it totally sucked...

Me: it did and I had to kiss him

GlitchyRed: which also sucked..

Me: It did AND THE GANG HAD FLASH BACKS

Tiff: I said we DIDNT have flash backs!

Me: I know you guys too well! And GlitchyRed made me a pizza BUT WE'Re Ready for Questiona and Dares so START ASKING AND DARING

Everyone:BYEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Slenderman: AMBERR

Me: OH POOP *runs*

Slenderman: GET BACK HERE! *runs after Amber*

Everyone: XD

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