Me: GUYS! DARE TIME!

Z: I haven't heard those words in a minute!

Ellie: More like Forever!

Everyone: LOL.

Snow: Yay! What's the dare?

Me: Wait for it...

*Knock KNOCK DING DONG BELL, you know what for get this crap*

???: *breaks through door*

Slenderman: I JUST HAD THAT POLISHED!

???: oops....sorry.....

Me: HAI MATRIX!

Matrix: HEYY AMBER

Ellie: What but we already have a matrix...@64matrix

Me: This a different matrix...

Jeff: ....

Z:......

Snow......

Grace:......

Me: oh right.. @Jeff_the_killer427 meet @GalaxyStar05, @CreepypastaDarkness, @Silver @Happypie427, @Nyanners468, @EllieBrine *takes deep breath* @Ellie_the_killer_ (aka: Ellie_EllieLove) and GRACE (I can't find your tag in my following tab like DAFUQ)is that it? Yea I think so....phew

Matrix: HI!

DareGang: HI!!

Me: Matrix meet the pastas!

Everyone else: HELLO DEERR!!!

Matrix: lol hi!

Me: Alright now that you Know everyone DO. YOU. HAVE. ANY. DARES?!!?.

Matrix: yea.....but I think you're forgetting something.....*le smirk*

Me: Eh?.....OH YEAAAA *le smirk and stupid face* guys! DIS HUR IS MEH BOYFRIEND.

Everyone: WAIT WHAT?!?????????

GlitchyMcdouchpants: DAFAQ?!???

Me: Yup

Matrix: Yup!

Ellie: Your pulling my leg..

Ben: I don't believe this crap..

Tiff: AMBER? PLUS BOYFRIEND DAT NOT GLITCHYRED?! WHAT IS LIFE?!???

KillaEllie: I'm done with my life BAI FUCK THIS SHIT IM OUT! *music from song plays*

Ice bear: Ice bear does not. Compute.

Snow: WHAT ABOUT GLIMBERRRR?!??? THE SHIPS HAVE SAILD ACROSS THE WORLD ALREADY!!

Grace: THE CHILDREN!!

Me: Children!?? Wut?

Grace: I said nothing.....

Roxy: I HAD EVERYTHING PLANNED IN THIS JOURNAL!!  *Throws Journal making it turn to dust*

GlitchyRed: eh?

Ellie:
THE BELLS! THE DRESS RUINEDDDD *falls to knees and sounds like Luke from Starwars* NUUUUUUUU!

Alexis: *rubs her back*

Z: IM OUTRAGED! *flips table*

Me and Red: da Fuq?

Tiff: MEH TABLE YOU BASTARD!!! *Chases Z*

Me: GUYS CHILLAX!!! IM KIDDING!!!

Matrix: *falls on the floor laughing*

Everyone: Oh/ GOD DANG IT I CAME UP WITH A SHIP NAME ALREADY!/ phew...GLIMBER still SAILS!!

GlitchyRed: *crosses arms* good.

Me: YOU CANT HAVE ME!!! *Jumps out window like a mad man*

Everyone: 0-0/ AMBER NU!/ good riddance finally some quiet/ SHE STILL OWED ME 20 bucks!!

Me: *walks back through the front door covered in glass and dirt* okay maybe not the best idea.

Ellie: YA THINK?!?!!?

KillaEllie: you lucky! I was about to ditch!

Snow: You would leave me?

KillaEllie: OF COURSE NOT *hugs*

Audience: awwww

KillaEllie: I'LL SLIT YOUR THROATS

Audience: 0-0

Roxy: The fourth wall has been broken.......

Me: MINDAAAAAY

Mindy: *pops up* I was about to kill someone what is it?

Me: Fourth wall broken...

Mindy: *replaces wall in mansion* I never liked that wall anyway....

Slenderman: NU I WAS GOING TO MAKE A PICTURE FRAME AND LET IT HANG ON IN WEIRD WAYS!!!

Me: NOT THAT WALL! THE FOURTH WALLLLLLLL. Ya Know audience????

Mindy: Oh *brainwashes peeps of what just happened and restores Fourthwall*

KillaEllie: *face of grumpy cat*

Me: *pokes Killa* why you mad doh?

KillaEllie: Because......I keep thinking over life..

Ben: *pulls Killa into a room*

Matrix: 0-0 what just happened..

Tiff: *shrugs*

KillaEllie: *hiccups when she walks out* hehehe

Ben: *winks*

Me: I KNEW!!! I ALWAYS KNEW IT!! *dies then comes back to life*
Ahem......M'Kay MATRIX WHAT YO DARE??

Matrix: I dareeeeeee...

???: *Jumps in through the window* TOP OF THE MORNIN' TO YA LADDIES!

Everyone: O.O

Ellie: JACKSEPTICEYE??????????

???: Close! But nope! The names Jack but you can call me Jay! *Shadow unravels revealing matrix's twin brother*

Jay: AND YEA I GOT THE DARE!

Matrix: NAH! I WANNA SAY IT!

Jay: NUUUUU ITS MINE TO SAY!!

Me: •3• how about you both say it....

KillaEllie: Genius....

Matrix and Jay: WE DARE MASKY AND HOODIE TO DRESS UP LIKE GURLS THEN DATE THE CREEPYPASTA GUYS!

Ellie: YOAI *nosebleed*

Slenderman: I sense fangirlz....

Ellie: *wipes nose* ahem...

Roxy: NAH!!! NOT MEH BOYS DEH MINE!!! *Hugs Masky and Hoodie*

Masky: I can't and won't!

Hoodie: NOPE IN A MILLION YEARS.

Me: *pulls out buffet of cheesecake from air.

Angels from above: Haaaaaaaaaaaaa

Masky: YES!! ITS HEAVEN!!

Hoodie: *drools*

Roxy: -_-

Masky: IM SORRY ROXY I MUST!! *pulls away* I shall dress like de girls....

Hoodie: And I shall too!

Ben: where the accents come from?

KillerEllie: *shrugs*

Matrix: HEHEHEHEHEHEHE.

Me: CREEPYPASTA GO! *Teen Teens Go theme*

Robin from teen titans Go: just no....

Me: Shut up I like it...

*Le time skip brought to you by flying potatos across the room, dem sexy potatos*

Masky and Hoodie: *steps out looking like genderbends pretty much*

Me: WHO WANTS TO DATE THESE GOOD LOOKIN FELLERS?!?! Eh eh?

*crickets*

Me: I'm calling The police

Everyone except the Dare gang guys: ILL DO IT!!/TAKE ME!!/ MARRY ME!!

Me: Grinny?

Grinny: I swear to ZALGO I didn't say shit.....

Tiff: of course you didn't say "shit" you said MARRY ME!

Me: exactly

Grinny: DAMN YOU TIFF!!

Me: *picks up Grinny and gives him to masky* der you get to date a cat

Grinny: I hate you.......

Masky: But

Me: NO BUTS..

Grinny:..........

Me: -3- you know you want to say it...

Grinny: no.....

Tiff: Come on...you know you wanna say it.....

Grinny: No....I mad at chu people

Everyone: COME ON SAYYYYY IT...

Grinny: *stupid grin face* nuuuuuuuuu

Everyone around the world: YOU KNOW YOU WANT TOOOOOOOO.

Grinny: Fine....>~< We all have butts...

Everyone: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Me: OKAY WHOS NEXT!!

Remaining: *Hides*

Me: I HAVE AN IDEA *Grabs Red* HERE!

GlitchyMctoots: WHAT?!? NU! I don't do YOAI!

Me: it's not YOAI...there obviously girls...

GlitchyMctoots: NO!

Me: I dare you too.....

McNoName: FINE

Me: YAY!! *pushes Red to Hoodie* enjoy your date!

Masky,Hoodie,Grinny and McNoName: fux you....

Me: :)

*They go on date*

*three hours later*

Jeff: Wow I thought they be back by now.

Ellie: *reading YOAI fanfics*

Jeff: Ellie?

Ellie: huh? What is it? I'm reading? Okay good talk *continues reading*

Jeff: I-I....what.....

Roxy: *rocks in a corner with errie music*

Dark Link: Is she going to be okay?

Matrix: Huh..I hope so.....

Jay: Should we do something?

Snow: Nah, She has a LIGHTSABER.

Roxy: *scratches wall* MEEFDF DKEHEJ.

Slenderman: *sprays her with go to sleep spray* -_- I just polished that wall....

Roxy: ZzzzZzzzzZzzzzZzzzz

Masky and Hoodie: *walk through the door* phew glad that's over....

Me: EYYYY your back....where's Red and Grinny?

Masky: Uh...........places....

Meanwhile at the carnival.

GlitchyRed: WHY THE FUCK DID YOU WANT TO GO IN THE HAUNTED HOUSE?! *Running for le life*

Grinny: *Running* I DIDNT KNOW THERE BE FANGIRLS!!! Where are hoodie and Masky?!

GlitchyRed: WHO CARES JUST RU-*get tackled by FANGIRL*

Grinny: RED NUUUUU

Back the mansion:

Me: *feels something* ........something really awesome just happened....and I wasn't there to see it....

Tiff: Maybe for good reason....

*2 hours later*

GlitchyRed and Grinny: *walk in rip to shreds* never going on a date again...

Snow: WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU GUYS?!?!

Me: BEST DARE EVER!!

Tiff: Grinny are you okay? *hugs him*

Grinny: *purrs* yup

Dark Link. *le Jealous*

Masky: *picks up Roxy and takes her to bed with Hoodie close behind*

Me: Welp That wraps up today's Dare!
     We Got a new Question and DARERS

Matrix and Jay: Heyo!

Me: And Masky and Hoodie had to date guys!!

GlitchyRed and Grinny: *hating life*

Me: Hehehehe, AND GLITCHYRED ANS GRINNY WENT THROUGH THE WORSE TIME EVA!!!!! I WASN'T  ABLE TO SEE IT!!'  DAMN YOU UNIVERSE!!

Universe: I hate you too...

Everyone: O.O

Me: But we're ready for more questions and Dares so start asking and start Daring!!!!

Everyone: BYEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Me: So matrix....and Jay....How you guys like being wit da pastas!?

Matrix: I don't like it....

Jay: Yea neither do I...

Me: \(O0O)/ whaaaaaaaaaaaaat

Matrix and Jay: WE LUV IT!!!

Me: *dies*

Mindy: CLEAR!! *electrocutes me*

Me: *Comes back to life* That's GREAT!  I'm just gonna lie down here *pass out*

Mindy: I'm not helping with that....

Matrix: •_•

Jay: 0-0