I highly doubt any one is leaving a virgin



Me: *play video games* UH HUH YEAA GET SOME *dies* MOTHA I WASNT READY

KillaEllie: AMBER!

Me: -3- wut..don't you see me sucking at video games

KillaEllie: *puppy eyes* but I got a dare

Me: must...resist....the CUTNESS......Fine!

KillaEllie: YAS!

Me: DARE TIME!

Everyone: *pops out of nowhere*

The pasta guys are rough housing making a whole lot of noise  and the girls are just chatting it up.

Me: Okay What's the dare Killa?

KillaEllie: I DARE ALL the girls to stop talking! (For an hour) and if we do talk the guys can do what ever they want to us!

The Girls: WHAT!!!

Tiff: Whyyyyyy?!???

Me and Killa: *looks at the guys* 0-0

KillaEllie: Maybe this is was a bad idea...

All the guys: *Rape face*

Me: ITS TOO LATE WE HAVE TO DO IT!

Daremosphere: The hour starts in 10....9....

Dark Link: I highly doubt anyone is leaving this mansion a virgin.....

Daremosphere: 7....6.....

The girls: *Take a deep breath*

Daremosphere: 4......3......

Tiff: *scooting away from dark link*

Daremosphere: 1...0 BEGIN

The girls: *silence*

Jeff: *picks up Ellie bridal style*

Ellie: 0-0

Jeff: we going to do this dare separately...Jeffy style...we'll be back...or not >:)

Ellie: *mouthes* help me.....*gets taken up stairs*

The girls: O.O

Me: *listening to music through headphones on full blast*

Tiff: *hiding under the table*

KillaEllie: *watching TV*

Roxy: *eating jelly beans and silently Ewing in disgust*

Silver: *using Sign language*

E.J: That counts as talking...

Silver: *shakes her head*

E.J: yeaaa it does..

Silver: *shakes head again*

E.J: does too does too does too.

Silver:  IT DOES NOT!! *growls*

The girls: O.O

E.J: *le smirk and rape face*

Silver: shit...

E.J: *picks her up bridal style and takes her up stairs*

Tiff: *shivering while reading*

Grace: *drawing*

Me: *continues  to listen to music*

Snow: *hiding under the couch snoozing*

Dark Link: *slides under the table with Tiff*

Tiff: 0-0 *continues reading*

Dark Link: whatcha reading? *le smirk*

Tiff: *stays silent*

Dark Link: Rude much....

Tiff: *holding back a snicker in keeps reading*

(Inside dark links head: *walks to A glass box reading: Break in case Tiff dosent talk *breaks box and reads paper with le smirk*

*Reality*

Dark Link: *le smirk* gonna touch de bozums  of justice.....

Tiff: WHAT?!? *Le blush dramatically*

The girls: O.O

(Other cannon fire, play hunger games sad music please with Tiffs face on screen)

Dark Link: *le rape face*

Tiff: NO!

Dark Link: *drags Tiff upstairs*

Pasta Girls: *continue what they be doing*

KillaEllie: *continues watching TV*

Ben: *makes faces*

KillaEllie: *holds back giggle trying to ignore him*

Ben: Notice me SENPAI....

KillaEllie: *stays silent*

Ben: *crosses arms* oh I hope don't hate me for this..but I broke your jar eyeballs and may have used your tooth brush on accident to do some cleaning......if ya know what I mean..

KillaEllie:...TIME OUT! you...WHAT?!? YOU USED MY TOOTH BRUSH TA back for using Tiff's tooth brush I guess.....

The remaining Girls: O.O

Ben: Just kidding.....*le smirk and epic rape face*

KillaEllie: Fuck....

Ben: *drags Killa up stairs* (I've waited for this moment since the first kayak)

Laughing Jill: *hums to her self while making a collage out of candy wrappers*

Z: *snakes up behind her snickering silently*

Laughing Jill: *unaware*

Z: *jumpscare* BOO!

LaughingJill: AH! *messes up collage* Z WHAT THE HECK?! now I gotta do it all over again....

Pasta Girls: 0-0

Z: *Le smirk and Rape face*

Laughing Jill: son of a.....

Z: *Drags Jill up stairs*

SpongeBob narrator: 30 minutes later...

Roxy: *continues eating Jelly beans*

Masky and Hoodie: *mumbling behind the wall*

Roxy: ? *gets up and checks on them*

Masky: Roxy can't find out...

Hoodie: b-but s-she h-hates s-secrets...

Masky: I know But she just can't know she'll kill me if she finds out...

Roxy: ??????

Hoodie: Maybe we s-should just tell her the truth?

Roxy: Tell me what?!?? >:(

Masky and Hoodie: *turn around with le Rape face* 

Masky: That I got a major *****(censored for young minds)

Roxy:  0-0 fuxkzzzzzxzxzzzzjsjsiwnwhwjw

Pasta Girls: O.O

Roxy: *gets dragged away by Masky and Hoodie* NOOOOOOOO

Grace: *continues drawing a REALLY epic picture*

Isaac: *watches her closely*

Grace: *pays no mind*

Issac: *Scribbles all over her drawing*

Grace: UH!? Why you do that!

Issac: oh...no reason *rape face*

Grace: 0-0 dammit....

Issac: *drags Grace up stairs*

Jane: *walks in whistling*

Matrix: Le bonus! *walks up to Jane waving* Ello

Jane: Oh hi Matrix! What's up?

Matrix: *Le rape face*

Jane: What's that look for?

Matrix: You talked which means I can do anything...

Jay: *burst in* You mean we!

Jane: I'm not apart of the dares....

Matrix: Yes you are...

Jane: Says who?

Daremosphere: Say the daremosphere and universe!

Jane: WTF!! But IM NOT APART OF THIS CRAP!!

Jay: Now you are!!

Jane: NO NEVER! LET MEH GO!! *Roars like a tiger as she gets dragged away by Jay and Matrix*  

Me: O.O *continues listening to music*

GlitchyScumbag: Heeeeey duurr

Me: -_- *pays no mind*

GlitchyScumbag: whatcha listening to?

Me: -_-

GlitchyScumbag: You knowwww I've be wanting to ask you some stuff...

Me: 0-0

GlitchyScumbag: But this dare popped up...and you can't talk so...

Me:-_-

GlitchyRed:  I was  wondering if could wear your hat....

Me: *Looks at him making him look I'm meh eyes showing him 1000 of mini me killing a 1000 of mini hims in different ways*

GlitchyRed: oh...that's creepy....but you didn't say no! *takes meh hat*

Me: -_-.....

GlitchyRed: Oh and another  thing can I have Mindy for a day?

Me: 0-0 *shakes head no aggressively*

GlitchyRed: Awesome! I must be on your good side today!

me: *screeching on the inside*

GlitchyGonnaDie: OH and here's the last thing......can I have your life time supply of pizza?

Me: 0-0 touch my fuckin pizza you fuckin die.

GlitchyRed: *le rape face* I don't need it now...

Me: -_- I hate you dearly....

Glitchy: ^-^ it's just a dare

Me: Don't touch me I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU TOUCH ME.

GlitchyRed: TOO LATE! *drags me upstairs*

Me: FUCCCCCXXK YOUUUWIWUE SCUMBAAAAAAAAAAG!!!!!!

Snow: *snoozing quietly under the couch*

Toby: FLUFFY!! FLUFFY WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

Snow: *ear twitches*

Toby: FLUFFY!! *sniff and sits on couch*

Snow: *wakes up*

Toby: fluffy don't love me no more...*pretends to cry*

Snow: *hops from under the couch* WHO TOLD YOU THAT! I LOVE YOU MORE DEN WAFFLES!! *hugs him*

Toby: *le EPIC ULTRA MEGA OUT OF THIS WORLD RUN FOR YOU LIVES ALMIGHTY rape face*

snow: O.O shit....

Toby: heheheheh glad ya love me fluffy *drags Snow upstairs*

Narrator(markiplier): And this dare had no winners, it took a a big spin thanks to the guys....and apparently the dark link was right, no one was leaving the mansion a virgin....
    But in a couple hours they'll be ready for more dares and questions...

Everyone: *pops out of no where* SO START ASKING AND DARING!!! BYEEE!!

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