I highly doubt any one is leaving a virgin
Me: *play video games* UH HUH YEAA GET SOME *dies* MOTHA I WASNT READY
KillaEllie: AMBER!
Me: -3- wut..don't you see me sucking at video games
KillaEllie: *puppy eyes* but I got a dare
Me: must...resist....the CUTNESS......Fine!
KillaEllie: YAS!
Me: DARE TIME!
Everyone: *pops out of nowhere*
The pasta guys are rough housing making a whole lot of noise and the girls are just chatting it up.
Me: Okay What's the dare Killa?
KillaEllie: I DARE ALL the girls to stop talking! (For an hour) and if we do talk the guys can do what ever they want to us!
The Girls: WHAT!!!
Tiff: Whyyyyyy?!???
Me and Killa: *looks at the guys* 0-0
KillaEllie: Maybe this is was a bad idea...
All the guys: *Rape face*
Me: ITS TOO LATE WE HAVE TO DO IT!
Daremosphere: The hour starts in 10....9....
Dark Link: I highly doubt anyone is leaving this mansion a virgin.....
Daremosphere: 7....6.....
The girls: *Take a deep breath*
Daremosphere: 4......3......
Tiff: *scooting away from dark link*
Daremosphere: 1...0 BEGIN
The girls: *silence*
Jeff: *picks up Ellie bridal style*
Ellie: 0-0
Jeff: we going to do this dare separately...Jeffy style...we'll be back...or not >:)
Ellie: *mouthes* help me.....*gets taken up stairs*
The girls: O.O
Me: *listening to music through headphones on full blast*
Tiff: *hiding under the table*
KillaEllie: *watching TV*
Roxy: *eating jelly beans and silently Ewing in disgust*
Silver: *using Sign language*
E.J: That counts as talking...
Silver: *shakes her head*
E.J: yeaaa it does..
Silver: *shakes head again*
E.J: does too does too does too.
Silver: IT DOES NOT!! *growls*
The girls: O.O
E.J: *le smirk and rape face*
Silver: shit...
E.J: *picks her up bridal style and takes her up stairs*
Tiff: *shivering while reading*
Grace: *drawing*
Me: *continues to listen to music*
Snow: *hiding under the couch snoozing*
Dark Link: *slides under the table with Tiff*
Tiff: 0-0 *continues reading*
Dark Link: whatcha reading? *le smirk*
Tiff: *stays silent*
Dark Link: Rude much....
Tiff: *holding back a snicker in keeps reading*
(Inside dark links head: *walks to A glass box reading: Break in case Tiff dosent talk *breaks box and reads paper with le smirk*
*Reality*
Dark Link: *le smirk* gonna touch de bozums of justice.....
Tiff: WHAT?!? *Le blush dramatically*
The girls: O.O
(Other cannon fire, play hunger games sad music please with Tiffs face on screen)
Dark Link: *le rape face*
Tiff: NO!
Dark Link: *drags Tiff upstairs*
Pasta Girls: *continue what they be doing*
KillaEllie: *continues watching TV*
Ben: *makes faces*
KillaEllie: *holds back giggle trying to ignore him*
Ben: Notice me SENPAI....
KillaEllie: *stays silent*
Ben: *crosses arms* oh I hope don't hate me for this..but I broke your jar eyeballs and may have used your tooth brush on accident to do some cleaning......if ya know what I mean..
KillaEllie:...TIME OUT! you...WHAT?!? YOU USED MY TOOTH BRUSH TA back for using Tiff's tooth brush I guess.....
The remaining Girls: O.O
Ben: Just kidding.....*le smirk and epic rape face*
KillaEllie: Fuck....
Ben: *drags Killa up stairs* (I've waited for this moment since the first kayak)
Laughing Jill: *hums to her self while making a collage out of candy wrappers*
Z: *snakes up behind her snickering silently*
Laughing Jill: *unaware*
Z: *jumpscare* BOO!
LaughingJill: AH! *messes up collage* Z WHAT THE HECK?! now I gotta do it all over again....
Pasta Girls: 0-0
Z: *Le smirk and Rape face*
Laughing Jill: son of a.....
Z: *Drags Jill up stairs*
SpongeBob narrator: 30 minutes later...
Roxy: *continues eating Jelly beans*
Masky and Hoodie: *mumbling behind the wall*
Roxy: ? *gets up and checks on them*
Masky: Roxy can't find out...
Hoodie: b-but s-she h-hates s-secrets...
Masky: I know But she just can't know she'll kill me if she finds out...
Roxy: ??????
Hoodie: Maybe we s-should just tell her the truth?
Roxy: Tell me what?!?? >:(
Masky and Hoodie: *turn around with le Rape face*
Masky: That I got a major *****(censored for young minds)
Roxy: 0-0 fuxkzzzzzxzxzzzzjsjsiwnwhwjw
Pasta Girls: O.O
Roxy: *gets dragged away by Masky and Hoodie* NOOOOOOOO
Grace: *continues drawing a REALLY epic picture*
Isaac: *watches her closely*
Grace: *pays no mind*
Issac: *Scribbles all over her drawing*
Grace: UH!? Why you do that!
Issac: oh...no reason *rape face*
Grace: 0-0 dammit....
Issac: *drags Grace up stairs*
Jane: *walks in whistling*
Matrix: Le bonus! *walks up to Jane waving* Ello
Jane: Oh hi Matrix! What's up?
Matrix: *Le rape face*
Jane: What's that look for?
Matrix: You talked which means I can do anything...
Jay: *burst in* You mean we!
Jane: I'm not apart of the dares....
Matrix: Yes you are...
Jane: Says who?
Daremosphere: Say the daremosphere and universe!
Jane: WTF!! But IM NOT APART OF THIS CRAP!!
Jay: Now you are!!
Jane: NO NEVER! LET MEH GO!! *Roars like a tiger as she gets dragged away by Jay and Matrix*
Me: O.O *continues listening to music*
GlitchyScumbag: Heeeeey duurr
Me: -_- *pays no mind*
GlitchyScumbag: whatcha listening to?
Me: -_-
GlitchyScumbag: You knowwww I've be wanting to ask you some stuff...
Me: 0-0
GlitchyScumbag: But this dare popped up...and you can't talk so...
Me:-_-
GlitchyRed: I was wondering if could wear your hat....
Me: *Looks at him making him look I'm meh eyes showing him 1000 of mini me killing a 1000 of mini hims in different ways*
GlitchyRed: oh...that's creepy....but you didn't say no! *takes meh hat*
Me: -_-.....
GlitchyRed: Oh and another thing can I have Mindy for a day?
Me: 0-0 *shakes head no aggressively*
GlitchyRed: Awesome! I must be on your good side today!
me: *screeching on the inside*
GlitchyGonnaDie: OH and here's the last thing......can I have your life time supply of pizza?
Me: 0-0 touch my fuckin pizza you fuckin die.
GlitchyRed: *le rape face* I don't need it now...
Me: -_- I hate you dearly....
Glitchy: ^-^ it's just a dare
Me: Don't touch me I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU TOUCH ME.
GlitchyRed: TOO LATE! *drags me upstairs*
Me: FUCCCCCXXK YOUUUWIWUE SCUMBAAAAAAAAAAG!!!!!!
Snow: *snoozing quietly under the couch*
Toby: FLUFFY!! FLUFFY WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU
Snow: *ear twitches*
Toby: FLUFFY!! *sniff and sits on couch*
Snow: *wakes up*
Toby: fluffy don't love me no more...*pretends to cry*
Snow: *hops from under the couch* WHO TOLD YOU THAT! I LOVE YOU MORE DEN WAFFLES!! *hugs him*
Toby: *le EPIC ULTRA MEGA OUT OF THIS WORLD RUN FOR YOU LIVES ALMIGHTY rape face*
snow: O.O shit....
Toby: heheheheh glad ya love me fluffy *drags Snow upstairs*
Narrator(markiplier): And this dare had no winners, it took a a big spin thanks to the guys....and apparently the dark link was right, no one was leaving the mansion a virgin....
But in a couple hours they'll be ready for more dares and questions...
Everyone: *pops out of no where* SO START ASKING AND DARING!!! BYEEE!!
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