(I PUT THE VIDEO CUZ I CAN m'Kay???? I WATCHED THIS LIKE FIVE TIMES AND LAUGHED TOO HARD EACH TIME .....don't judge..)

Snow: AMBER!!

Me: what's up? AND YOUR A UNICORN WTF I TOLD YOU TO STOP EATING SMILES KIBBLE!!

Snow: couldn't help meh self...

Me: fine what's up?

Snow: i gotta another dare!!!

Me: DARE TIME

*huge explosion of Ranbows and deadly kittens*

Everyone: WTF

Me: I blame Snow...

Snow: -_-

Me: Anyway she has a dare! Fire away snow!

Snow: Okay I dare all the pasta boys Do something weird/Romantic to they're GF!

Dark link: heheheheh

Tiff: O.O

Me: Alright Guys you know what to do!

(Later that day...)

*Jeff took Ellie on Awesome Restraunt date WITH SHEER AWESOMENESS but for someresson dressed up as Indian Jones and kept whipping the chefs to cook faster while yelling "SIMBA LA SIMBA LA" ...Defiantly... not weird...*
(Meanwhile)

Me: WHY IS SHE LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT...

Alexis: *giving Amber a weird look like she's gonna do something.*

Roxy; what ever it is I don't want to know *quickly walks out the room*

Alexis: "you'll remember these Eyes when you Go to Sleep"

Me: WTF

Alexis: *jumps on my head and starts beating the crap out of me with her bunny and pulling my hair*

Me: *Runs around Screaming*

*Dark link to Tiff somewhere not perverted such as a silly theme park but for some reason licked her ear the whole time.....that's not weird..*

(Meanwhile)

Slendermam: Amber?! Why are you wearing my suit?

Me: because I WILL BE YOUR MINIIN..

Slenderman: MINIIN WTF..

Me: *covers face* always watching no eyes.,,,

Slenderman: -_- *takes suit form me*

Me: KAMAKAMA.....HAAAAAA*goes all dragon ball Z on the suit making it explode*

Slenderman: O.O

Me: o.O sorry I meant to make rainbows.,,,

Slenderman: -_- grounded...

Me: *throws a hissy fit* FRACK FRACK FRECKLE PICKLE SICKLE!!!!

*Z took Jill to the Candy factory with every kind of Candy possible but for some reason sang "I wanna dance with somebody" the whole time....that's not weird...AT ALL*

(Meanwhile)

LZ: MEOW BISH...

Pip: WHAT AM I

Lucifer: meow meow meow meow meow *Pinki falls off the couch* oh SHIZ

*Masky and Roxy along with Hoodie went to the...(where's else?) THE AMAZING NATURE WILDLIFE SANCTUARY!!!!!......that's not weird*

Roxy; Maksy...I'm gonna kill you...

Masky: what?! We need to do something else besides eat cheesecake..

Roxy: cheesecake is love cheesecake is life.....

Hoodie: *Gets attacked by birde* AHHHHHHHHH *runs around hitting the barrier from the animals and humans only to fall over it into a tiger exhibit.*

Masky: OW!!

*Hears screaming*

Roxy: Ouch....

*hears roaring and Screaming*

Masky and Roxy: OHHHHH!.....

*hears snaps and ripping*

Roxy; I'm sure he'll be fine...

*hears Cracking*

Roxy and Masky: O.O

*Issac took Grace to the beach but for some reason pretended like the Beach was the ocean and the ocean was the beach....somehow dragging Grace into it.......that's not weird*
(Meanwhile)

Ben: noooooooo

KillerEllie: yessssssss

Ben: whyyyyyy

KillerEllie: Becauseeeeee

Ben: Fiiiiiiiiinnnneeeeee

KillerEllie: yaaaaaaaaaaay

Ben: *turns on video game*

KillerEllie: *is player 1*

Ben: *is player two wearing my Cookie Monster hat*

Me: WHERE MEH...*sees Ben wearing my Cookie Monster hat*

KillerEllie: *snickets*

Ben: -_-

Me: *tackles Ben*

Ben: AH!

Me: *starts beating up Ben trying to get my Cookie Monster hat back*

(SORRRY MAJORA)

*Ticci Toby took Snow to a Romantic Dance  but for someresson dressed up as Michael Jackson and kept singing "Don't stop to you get enough" while drinking fruit punch.......not weird...not weird at all*

(Meanwhile)

Slenderman: Amber...

Me: YUS....

Slenderman: Wtf are you doing...

Me: TRYING TO STRETCH MEYELEF SO PEOPLE WILL STOP CALLING MEH SHORT....*stretches self with a taffy puller*

Slenderman: where did you get the Taffy puller?

Me: EBay! Willy Wonka was selling it for 67 BUCKS! OW OW OW OW....

Slenderman: wow....

*E.J takes Silver to the boardwalk (a play) but for some reason dressed as a kidney and got onstage to do it with The actors......,that's TOTALLY not weird..*

(Meanwhile)

Slenderman: Amber what are doing now???

Me: Cooking!

Slenderman: aw that's nice of you...what are you cooking?

Me: Salad!

Slenderman: Amber....you don't cook Salad...

Me: y-you don't......*look as the skillet with burn lettuce in it before it burst into flames setting the whole house on fire*

*Bf And Gf come back from a weird romantic date only to find the whole mansion burnt down*

Everyone: O.O

Jeff: WTF.....what happened...

Me: *crawls out all burnt and crap* hehe tried to cook....

Ben: *knocks me up in the head with his burnt hand* salad...WHO THE HELL COOKS SALAD??????

Me: Hehe.....

(me cooking Salad actually happened...well not literally my dad asked me to make him salad and I was like "Sure I'll cook you some salad" and he looked at me like I had two heads "Amber you better not cook any salad.."
"But you want some Salad don't you?"
"Yes but I don't want cooked salad...."
That when I finally realized what he meant and I burst out laughing because I was dummy dumbo)