Animal Mayhem


Me: *playing GTA V in the living room* BISH GET OFF ME! YEA!!! That's what I thought! *takes a sip of soda*

Snow: *walks in* SOMEONES playing hardcore....

Me: You have to when your playing online, this bichaloids keep glitching the game!

Snow: you sure it's not Ben?

Ben: *snoring on the couch*

Snow: never mind then..,,Anyway I GOTTA A DARE!!!

Me: *dies in GTA* FACK!!! Alright *shuts off game* DARE TIME!!!

*everyone Pops out of nowhere*

Z: *for some reason has cucumbers on his eyes* WTF.......

Me: pfft XD *uses telekinesis to move them off*

Z: thanks!

Me: No promblem homie. OKAY GUYS SNOW HAS A DARE!

TicciToby: it better not be Separation again -_-

Snow: ITS NOT TOBY....

TicciToby: YAAAAAAAY *tackles Snow*. MY FLUFFY!!

Snow:  O.O XD meh okay I dare everyone to act like an animal for the day!

Dark link: heheheheh....

Tiff: O.O

Me: NOT THAT KIND OF ANIMAL DARK!!

Dark Link: What did you think I was thinking?!?

Me: pervertedness isn't that always in your head?

Jeff: pretty much....

Everyone: *agrees mumbling*

Dark Link: -_- no faith what so ever.....

Me: OKAY hmm

Snow: *turns into a wolf* it'll be easy peasy for me!

Me: DANG IT why you-

Everyone: *turns into a animal*

Snow: WtF.....

Jeff: *looks at himself* huh I'm not bad as a Lion....

Ellie: I'm a Collie!

Jeff: *purring * WTF DID I JUST PURR?!?

Grinny: welcome to my world...

Jeff: -_-

Ben: Out Of All things!! I HAD TO BE COW!!

KillerEllie: I'm a Black cat! Meow!

Z: I'm a Macaw! Look how colorful I am!

Dark Link: I'm a jaguar! Awesome!

Tiff: I'm a turtle!?

Dark Link: YAY I CAN Play WITH YOU ALL DAY!

Tiff: OH CRAP!! *hides in shell* HEEEEY this might be better than a table!!

Dark Link: XD

Roxy: Im...a ....seal lion?!? WTF!

Masky: I'm a monkey....Yaaay...-_-

Roxy: XD

Masky: -_- story of my life..

TicciToby: Im...a....kangaroo?!

Silver: I'm a Honey Badger!

E.J: I'm a blue fox! Sexxxxxxy I'm the new and improved Foxy!

Foxy: *rolls eyes mechanical eyes*

Grace: I'm a giraffe!

Issac: I'm an gerbil!

Snow: WTF happneed?! I asked very one to act like an animal not turn into one!

??? (High pitched voice): there must be something wrong with the daremosphere.

Ellie: what...who's there?

???(hpv): ITS ME! *a black chipmunk climbs onto the couch with backwards hat on*

Ellie: Amber?

Me(hpv) YES ITS ME!! 

Jeff: she's a chipmunk!! XD

Everyone: *burst out laughing*

Me(hpv): ha. Ha. Very funny!

Jeff: *roars unexpectedly* whoa...that was Awesome!!

Ellie: *barks*

Alexis: mommy daddy! What am I?!? WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?!? *looks like a grizzly bear cub*

Ellie: it's okay Alexis we all just turned into animals.

Ben: and I'm a stupid cow....

Tiff: at least you get to make cow puns..

Ben: cow puns?!...hmm...

Me(hpv): well we only have 24 hours so let's make the best of it!

Christopher: *sees me and hoots*

Me:(hpv): NO CHRISTOPHER ITS ME YOUR OWNER!! AMBER!!!

Christopher: *doesnt even care and flies toward me with razor sharp talons.

Me(hpv): Oh ShizNits....*starts running for my puny little chipmunk life while screaming*

Ellie: should we help her?

Jeff: nah she'll be fine...

Snow: LET THE DAY BEGIN!!

Ben: yea we should totally get on the MOOOOOOOOOOve....

Tiff: OH MY GWAD XD

Jeff: BEN NO DONT START XD

Everyone: noooo XD /gee wheez Ben/ has anyone seen my Sandwich?!

* 8 hours later*

Jeff: *trying to pick of his Knife with his huge lion paw*

Slenderman: *walks by* what in the world.....Jeff why are you a lion....

Jeff: because I'm a badass why else?! *growls while failing to pick up his knife* OH COME ON *throws a lion hissy fit tear up everything.*

Slenderman: -_- outside....now.

Jeff: *growls keeping head low and walks into the door* GOD DA-

Ellie: *looking at her sled in the mirror* I look awesome as a collie!

KillerEllie: I look good as a cat if a say so myself! Meow!

Grinny: mhhhhmmmm

KillerEllie: back off grinny....

Smile Dog: *walks in the bathroom staring at Ellie* when did you turn into a dog Ellie?!

Ellie: YOU CAN TALK?!? I thought you only said Spread the word!?!

SmileDog: your a dog you can understand me now....

Ellie: oh cool...I guess..

SmileDog: *doggy smirk*

Ellie: -_- don't even think about it..

SmileDog: Too late!!

Grinny: YEA

KillerEllie and Ellie: OH CRAP!!

Tiff: *sitting in her shell snoozing*

Dark Jaguar: *paws at Tiffs Shell* your going to have to come out sooner or later....

Tiff: ZZZZZZzzzzzzz

Dark Jaguar: -_- time for extreme measures!!  *paws Turtle Tiff off the couch*

Tiff: Ahh! Thank goodness for this shell...

Dark Jaguar: *hops off the couch and bites at Tiffs Shell*

Tiff: HEY QUIT IT IM TRYING TO SLEEP HERE!!*

Dark Jaguar: nooo come out *continues biting and clawing at the shell*

Tiff: STOPPPPP ITTTTT

Dark Jaguar: *roars*

Tiff: O.O he's mad...

Z: JILLLL WHEREE AREEE YOU!! *flies around before flying in Jill's room*. HAAAAI JIL- whoa...

Jill: do you have any idea why I'm a dove? And why are you a macaw?

Z: O.O *stutters  with a Macaw call and faints*

Jill: O.O wtf...

Silver: *sniffing around for honey*

E.j: your not gonna find any Honey around here if that's what your looking for....

Silver: *looks at him*....honey badger...,don't careeee...

E.J: I think This Honey badger stuff is going to your head..

Silver: NO ITS NOT..*scurries off*

Slendermans *walks pass ben* WTF O.O

Ben: don't ask....I'm just MOOOOOOING with it XD

Slenderman: oh my gosh Ben don't start with the go puns >_<

Ben: too laaaate! Hey what aren't you an animal?

Slenderman: O.O uhhhh because I don't have time for childish games.,*walks away quickly*

Ben: oh okay then . Just know you'll look back at this and think of yourself as COWard because you didn't join us . XD man! I'm MILKING my self up...make I should make some eggs with it....XD or Cereal!! Milk and cereal!
Cereal and MILk! MOOO! XD

Roxy: *walks a

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