When I opened my eyes after the teleportation I was kinda hugging Jack.

"O-oops sorry."

He smirked a little but said nothing.

"There's a mom and dad upstairs you take the mom I'll take the dad sound good?"

"Yep go team."

I said with fake enthusiasm causing Jack to chuckle was it? Very interesting.

I walked up the stairs quickly and silently and slid in the parents room not even touching the door. No squeaking today.

I crept over to the wife and debated on what to do then I had it. While L.J was disassembling the father I had opened the closet and set a chair in there. I took my noose and tied it up and slipped in her head. She woke up for a few seconds.

"Wait who are....."

She didn't get to finish because I pulled the chair out from under her and her neck snapped with a satisfying crack. To make it look even more like a suicide I took one of the knifes and slit her wrists and cut up her arms.

I put the knife back in its holder and turned to look at L.J's work. He seemed to be looking at what I had done in. Wait was that.......awe?

Quickly shaking his head he stated.

"That's pretty good newbie but it needs some work."

"How would you improve it?"

I asked innocently.

"Write a suicide note."

"That's excellent!!"

I quickly scribbled it down making sure a few drops from her slit wrists was on it and it read.

My love I cannot live without you so I shall come to join you in the afterlife. We shall live forever together.
~Nancy

"How's that?"

"Perfect now let's....."

He looked at the door to see Casey smiling and a surprised E.J.

Jack slightly growled.

"And your here because?"

"Because we want to be. Calm your white butt Jack."

Casey and I exchanged a surprised look from the vulgarity coming from E.J.

Jack growled some more.

"The kids are taken care of."

Then E.J walked off with Casey in tow. Jack was maaaddd. Where is my How to calm a monochrome clown for dummies when I need it?

Jack just reached down a grabbed my hand and teleported.

When we arrived at the institute from our teleportation I was again hugging him.

"Why do you keep hugging me when we teleport?"

"Because the idea of you letting and leaving me in a white nothingness permanently kinda scares me thank you very much."

He scoffed and walked back to the upstairs mansion while I went to my bed in the quarters. When I got there my mother was on my bed. Ya know the one who abandoned me.

"Why are you here?"

I asked rudely.

"To see you."

She came over to hug me but I stepped away.

"You can't be here."

"Yeah I can on Tuesdays and Thursday's."

"Well if you come back,which you won't,bring me some black and red hair dye."

"Why?"

She asked rather confused.

"So I can let go of humanity and embrace my calling as a Creepypasta."

"Well your still my daughter and I won't allow it."

"Well you abandoned me so your no longer my mother......bring some tin foil as well."

She stopped off all child like. It was hilarious.