#1

There was once a pink cow. When this pink cow was only a calf, she saw the pastures as vast and endless. But as she grew up, the pastures seemed to be small and confined. You see, this cow was a curious pink cow, and she saw the horizon and wanted to explore it. One day, the pink cow escaped and wandered off to where she had seen the horizon. Once there, she saw that there was more in the next horizon. And so, the pink cow kept wondering on and on and on into the never-ending horizon until....

[Before you continue reading this joke, I'd like for you to comment on what you think happened to the pink cow ;)]

Guess what?

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She got lost.

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#2

What do use to kill a purple elephant?

You use

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a gun that kills purple elephants!

And! What do you use to kill a pink elephant?

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A gun!

Because if you tie the pink elephant's trunk, it will turn purple and then you can shoot it with the gun that kills purple elephants!

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#3

A woman sat at one side of the train with her dog, and a smoker sat down in the seat next to her's. The smoker lit up one of his cigarettes, and the smoke caused the dog to start barking. The smoker started yelling at the woman to make her dog stop barking, but the woman yelled back saying that he should just throw away the cigarette. Long story short, the two of them started arguing, and the rest of the passengers came in to see what all the fuss was about. One passenger was particularly ticked off, so he grabbed the woman's dog and the smoker's cigarette and threw both of them out the window. The woman started yelling again, asking why he threw her dog, and the smoker pitched in, but with his cigarette. They both decided to get out on the next stop. When they did though,

Guess who was there?

[No, seriously. Guess!]

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It was the lost pink cow!