Dad: I'm gonna heve to get this car into the car wash, since you girls won't do it, will you?

Me: Nah.

*Dad leaves*

Sis: Why you so rude to Dad?

Me: I wasn't rude.

Sis: Fine. Why you so honest?

Me: *smirks* Well, they taught us to never lie, right?

Sis: No they didn't.

Me: Good point.