At short stories you wrote for fun when you were 9:

Once upon a time, there was a banana. And it turns out this banana was actually a banana! Funny, isn't it? I mean a banana that was actually banana! How shocking! So you see, this banana was called Laurence Nicholas Seed! What a nice name. And you see, Laurence Ni— oh you know what, let's just shorten that to his nickname, Banana. Much easier to say, isn't it?

So you see, Banana liked to draw, can you guess what he loved drawing? Nope, not flowers or cranberries either! He loved drawing, bananas! Can you believe it!? So you see, it was his hobby to draw bananas. He enjoyed it, and was just great at it! Here is a picture of a banana he drew:

                (Insert crappy 9-year-old's drawing of a banana)

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Lel, I was such a sad person — still am ;-;