So Myra... Kinda inspired me in a way to post random convos in school...

(This happened after we came back from the 1 week holiday... Last week... 2 weeks ago....? I've lost track of time... Oops... Anywaaaaaay on with da show...!)

Maths teacher: so! *tries to act all nice* what did you guys do in the holidays?

Me: *is daydreaming* hmm?

Maths teacher: okay, let's start with you, (insert name here) what did you do in the holidays? — oh, and don't tell me you barricaded yourself in your room again. (Cos that's what I told her I did last half term :3)

Me: I— can you read minds...?

Teacher: so you did barricade yourself in your room again...? *mentally facepalms*

Me: yep! :D

Teacher: tell me, what's so... Fascinating about this room of yours?

Me: my bed. :D

Teacher: your... Bed...?

Me: yep! :D

Teacher: you don't have no... No... Desk? No... No shelves?

Me: nope. :D

Teacher: so... Just a bed...? No... Mirror? No cupboard?

Me: yes, I actually do have a mirror — and a cupboard. ;-;

Teacher: so, why don't you find them interesting and not your bed?

Me: because their useless. :D

Teacher: oh...

Me: *tries not to crack up*

Teacher: *sarcastically* so Umm what's so Nice about this bed of yours?

Me: it's comfy. *is bursting to laugh*

Teacher: it's... Comfy... So what type of bed is it? Big, small, normal, pink?

Me: I dunno. :D

Teacher: *disapproving look* *is about to sassily ask me more questions*

Random Boy In Class: actually, mines just a mattress on the floor. I don't really mind.

Me: actually, Miss, so is mine...

Teacher: *shocked/slightly amused/confused face* but... I was imaging this amazing four-poster or King-sized bed... And it...

Me: *cracks up* or a d-double bed! Pfff!

Everyone: *stares at me (most of them giggling too)*

Me: what? ;-;

Teacher: that... Was interesting... Right, what about everyone else?

-Time Skip To After Everyone Has Said What They Did In The Holidays-

Teacher: you guys really need to get a life—

Me: *mumbles* that's my line...

Teacher: did you guys actually... Do anything interesting?! Like travel?

Me: actually Miss, I did travel — from my room to the bathroom when I needed to go. :D

Everyone: *laughs*

Teacher: O_e

;-; I think my teacher thinks I'm weird now...

Even more than she already did...