I really really really need to pee

But I'm at my Nan's house

And she only has one bathroom

And my Grandad's in the bath

And he usually takes ages

And my brothers pouring water into a cup repeatedly on purpose

Which

Thank The Lord doesn't have any affect on me.

Fudge now he's singing a wet trousers and pee song.

And I'm laughing

And laughing makes me wanna pee more

Fried shrimppppppp