Me: *swinging on swing at park*

Boy: *comes and sits on swing next to me* Hiya, love. *winks*

Me: Can I help you, sweetheart? *half-smirks at him*

Boy: Yeah. What's a pretty girl like you doing all alone on a swing? *smirks back*

Me: Because everyone is too scared to come near me, darling. Especially boys. *looks innocently at him*

Boy: *flirtatious tone* You're a little too hot for that, love.

Me: Of course. But you wanna know why boys are too scared to come near me? *smirks at him*

Boy: What? *smirks back*

Me: I like to wear boots. *nods at wellies*

Boy: ...So?

Me: So, my wellies would very much like to meet your dick. Hard and fast.

Me: You've got three seconds, wanker. *gets up*

Boy: Aw, that's cute. But you really wanna know what'll meet my dick? Either your fanny, or that mouth of yours.

Me: *struggling not too laugh* Really? *leans over by his face*

Boy: Yep. *leans in closer to me*

Me: *smirks and goes in closer*

Boy: *closes eyes*

Me: *suddenly pushes him off swing and runs off* HAHAHAHAHAHA

Boy: What the fuck just— *death glare  at me*

Me: *smiles innocently at him and walks behind Grandad*

Boy: ... *storms out of park*

Me: ;,)

I'm proud of myself. :D
Why do boys always fall for that kissing trick...? XDDD
...the last boy got slapped in the face... ;,,,,,,)