BOB THE BUILDER
Can we fix it?

BOB THE BUILDER
no we can't!

Poop, Muck and Dizzy
And Roley too

Lofty and Wendy,
Don't join the crew

Bob and the gang
Have no fun

Because working is hard
And they're too lazy to get the job done

BOB THE BUILDER
can we fix it?

BOB THE BUILDER
no we can't!

Pilchard and Bird, Travis and Spud,
Despise each other
Like enemies should

BOB THE BUILDER
Can we fix it?

BOB THE BUILDER
no we can't! (No!)

Yes, I give you all permission to hate me now :)