GeniusPlayboy has created a chatroom

GeniusPlayboy has added Fireball, Vent Crawler, Frozen Frisbee, Thunder and Aluminum Foil

GeniusPlayboy: Is It just me, or has Alanza been carrying Bruce around almost all day In her wolf form??

Fireball: oh totally. And fireball? Really?

GeniusPlayboy: Babe, you love It

Frozen Frisbee: I dont see why this particularly matters, Stark

GeniusPlayboy: Because It does?? What got stuck up your ass, Frozen Frisbee boy?

Vent Crawler: His frisbee, duh?

Fireball: Here we go

Frozen Frisbee: Ugh. And for the last time, change my name

GeniusPlayboy: Make me.

Vent Crawler: Ooh, sounds like drama

Fireball: oh, Bruce is now stuck on the floor with Alanza curled around him

Frozen Frisbee: Buck, back me up here

Aluminum Foil: WTF IS MY NAME?'

Aluminum Foil: !*

Fluffball was added to the chat.

Fluffball: #CIVILWAR2 COMIN OUT 2019 Y'ALL

Fluffball left the chatroom.

Vent Crawler: ...How did she know?

GeniusPlayboy: Magic

Fireball: Lets not question it, ever

Vent Crawler: if she can hear everything then...I have to go

GeniusPlayboy has changed Frozen Frisbee's name to Golden Gay Bridge.

GeniusPlayboy: Wait for It...

Vent Crawler: This is gonna be fun

Golden Gay Bridge changed their name to Super Soldier.

Super Soldier: Much Better.

Vent Crawler: Ugh boring

Fireball: party pooper

Fireball: brb. Namya broke another door that she walked into

Vent Crawler: how does she keep doing that?!? Am I the only one who is concerned?

GeniusPlayboy has removed Admin from Super Solider.

GeniusPlayboy has changed Super Soldier's name to Party Shitter.

Vent Crawler: It's only fitting, sorry Cap

Party Shitter: i swear to god, Stark. And I will lock Namua into a metal room one day to keep her from breaking stuff

Party Shitter: Namya*

GeniusPlayboy: Oh. I am so adding Bruce.

Vent Crawler: Here comes the shitstorm

Party Shitter: No, he does not need to be added.

GeniusPlayboy has added Green and Mean.

GeniusPlayboy: Too late

Vent Crawler: addhimaddhimaddhim

Green and Mean: huh?

Party Shitter: Nothing, Banner. Go back to your work.

GeniusPlayboy: Brucie, scroll up please.

Vent Crawler: Swipe up bruce

Green and Mean:....brb

Party Shitter: fugde

Vent Crawler: I CAN HEAR BRUCE FROM THE VENTS

Party Shitter: Ha. Im at SHIELD.

Green and Mean: Hi, Its Alanza. Wtf happen?

Vent Crawler: SCROLL UP

GeniusPlayboy: Oh shit. JARVIS just alerted me Alanza lit herself on fire.

Vent Crawler:...I feel no remorse

Party Shitter: I hear footsteps...and singing?

Green and Mean: yoU BETTER HOPE SHIELD WITHSTANDS ME, YOU MOTHERFCUKER-

Green and Mean has disconnected.

Vent Crawler: THIS IS THE FALL OF SHEILD

Fireball: Back. What I miss?

GeniusPlayboy: Rogers Is about to die to the hands of Bruce and Alanza.

Fireball: and this is new??

GeniusPlayboy: ..So we need a new couch. Alanza kinda burnt It...

Vent Crawler: Sorry guys, urgent ...mission...calls

Vent Crawler left the chatroom.

Fireball: mhm, yup, missions

GeniusPlayboy: So, I'm ordering a new couch as we speak

Party Shitter:oh shit oh shitohshitoHSHITOHSHIT

GeniusPlayboy: I think he's dying

Party Shitter has left the chatroom.

Aluminum Foil: This Is funny as fuck.

Aluminum Foil: ..I totally wasn't following them

Fireball: How has Namya not yelled at you yet to add her into the chat?

Aluminum Foil: She has. I refuse.

Fireball: so no cuddles from you for a week?

Aluminum Foil has added Fluffball.

Aluminum Foil: Nvm, she threatened me

Fluffball: HA. I WIN.

Fireball: threatened cuddles?

Fluffball: Threatened cuddles.

Fireball: thata girl.

Aluminum Foil changed Fluffball's name to Cub Of Threats.

Cub Of Threats: I SHALL LIVE UP TO THAT NAME. Now where's mom and dad?

GeniusPlayboy: No, no. You have It all wrong, Barnes.

GeniusPlayboy has changed Cub Of Threats' name to Cub Of Death.

GeniusPlayboy: See? Much better.

Cub Of Death: meh. Both works

Aluminum Foil: Alanza and Bruce went to murder Steve

Cub Of Death: awwww i missed iiiit

GeniusPlayboy has added Green and Mean, Woof Woof.

Green and Mean: Well. He wiggled a lot, but i finally got it.

Woof Woof: I stiLL DO NOT BARK

Cub Of Death: TONYYYYY WADE'S IN MY ROOM AGAIN

Aluminum Foil: You barker at a squirrel yesterday -.-

Woof Woof: Stfu Barnes, no one asked you

GeniusPlayboy: Simply Stan him.

GeniusPlayboy: Stab*

Cub Of Death: Yuz Queeeen! We stan 'im!

GeniusPlayboy has changed Woof Wolf's name to Pet.

GeniusPlayboy has changed Green and Mean's name to Owner.

GeniusPlayboy: Is this better?

Cub Of Death: Moooooom, dad's heart sped up like, a million times

Aluminum Foil: I dID NOT SNORT

Aluminum Foil: YOU HAVE NO PROOF

Cub Of Death: I recorded it.

Aluminum Foil: FUCK

Cub of Death: HIIIIII MR STAAAAAARK I BROKE ANOTHER WINDOOOW

GeniusPlayboy: PETER PARKER I WILL BEAT YOU ASS

Thunder: Hello, Baby Stark.

Cub Of Death: That was actually Wade trying to be Peter

Pet: Tony. I hope Loki destroys your alcohol.

Cub Of Death: oh shit

Cub Of Death has disconnected.

Fireball: Bucky, what did you do?

GeniusPlayboy: Uh oh

Aluminum Foil: NOTHING

Pet: What did you do to my daughter?

Owner: why did I just see Namya run into Bucks room?

GeniusPlayboy: ..Idk?

GeniusPlayboy: Enjoy your names? ; )

Pet: Never. Ever. Send that face again.

Owner: Lock your doors tonight, Stark.

GeniusPlayboy: Hah. You're not serious, right? ..right?

Owner: Wanna take a chance?

GeniusPlayboy: No.

Fireball: good luck huuuuun

GeniusPlayboy: I'm getting a flight back to Malibu o.o

Owner: Oopsies, seems like all flights are blocked

Pet: Have fun dying.

Aluminum Foil sent a picture.

Aluminum Foil: Yw Bruce. I caught Tony asleep on your wolf last night.

GeniusPlayboy: SHE MADE A COMFORTABLE PILLOW

Pet: And this Is where I disappear.

Owner: aaand all robotics shut down in his laaaab

GeniusPlayboy: THAT DIDN'T SOUND RIGHT

GeniusPlayboy: IT WAS 2AM AND I WAS RLLY TIRED

GeniusPlayboy: PZ DON'T MURDER ME

Owner: aaand lights off, Starky~

GeniusPlayboy: HELP

Fireball: good luck!

Fireball left the chatroom.

GeniusPlayboy has disconnected.

Owner: he also stole my chocolate

Owner has left the chatroom.

Pet: Sooo, I'm surprised Bruce hasn't murdered me yet for allowing Tony to do that.

Aluminum Foil: Yeah, I screenshot that and sent It to him. Yw.

Aluminum Foil has left the chatroom.

Pet: Oh fuck, welp.

Pet has left the chatroom.

Thunder: Guys?

Thunder: Where did everyone go?

Thunder: Awe ):

Thunder has left the chatroom.

The chatroom has closed.

A/N Thanks to Epic_Emma22 and articwolf975 for becoming my co-writers! <3 <3
Can't do It without you two

Epic_Emma22 - Namya, Bruce, Natasha, Wade
articwolf975 - Clint
WillowTailBreeze - Alanza, Tony, Bucky, Thor

Have a good day/night! <3

AND HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE!!