"Ugh. Robin, tell me why we're doing this in the first place?" Ike asked, laying down on the couch and looking at Robin with his head hanging off the couch cushion. 

"Because it's funny-" Roy answered, but Robin cut him off by slapping him upside the head. 

"No, that's not the reason! In all seriousness, this was Link's idea. I don't fucking know why we're doing this." Robin answered, sighing and shaking his head.

Sheik, who was surprisingly not the cameraman this time, got a notification on his phone. 

"So that tag turned into a bit of a mess." Sheik said, scrolling through his mentions.

"Are you sure it's not because of what you posted last night?" Link asked from behind the camera.

"Pfft no." Sheik smirked and winked at the camera. "Definitely not." 

"Yeah ok whatever." Marth said, rolling his eyes as Roy showed him the tweet in question. "I'm so fucking glad I uninstalled Twitter."

"Wow ok Marth. I see you." Roy said, scrolling through and showing Marth some of the better thirst tweets about him. 

"AAH MY EYES!" Marth shrieked. "I CAN'T TAKE THIS! ROY, GET AWAY FROM ME!"

Roy cackled as he scooted away from Marth. 

"If only I was actually dating someone..." Marth groaned, rubbing his eyes like it could cleanse what he'd just seen. 

"You should NOT have said that while we're live, Marth..." Robin groaned.

Ike had moved from the couch and was now sitting in the corner with his eyes closed and his hands over his ears. "Trust me, Marth, it doesn't make a difference!" 

"Damn." Marth sighed. 

"Marth, just so you know, a bunch of people in the live chat are now offering to date you." Link said, smirking while he spoke. 

"I can confirm that there are at least several hundred people offering to date you on Twitter." Sheik said as he scrolled through the newly trending tag "Marthisactuallysingle:0"

Marth proceeded to walk over to the wall and smack his head into it. 

"Dude, careful. You'll scramble your brains if you do that agai- fuck never mind." Robin said, then stopped as he watched Marth do it again. 

"Do it again!" Pit cheered.

"PIT NO-" Robin said.

"PIT YES!" Pit said. 

Great now he's talking about himself in the third person, what's next?

yeah i totally didn't forget about him while writing this lmao

"So, uh, what's next?" Link asked. 

"Dunno man, this was your idea." Robin said without looking at him. He was mostly looking at Marth to see if he was going to do anything stupid, like scramble his brains on the wall. 

"Yo, other groups are getting involved. Should we be concerned?" Roy said, showing the others the thread between Edelgard and Dimitri. 

"Wait is that Dimitri from Boars?" Ike asked.

"Yeah, why?" Roy responded. 

"He's cool." Ike shrugged. 

"Bruh we know that, we're friends with all of those guys, remember?" Roy said. 

"So far, we have Boars and the Black Eagles involved... who's next?" Robin sighed and shook his head. 

"And 6mix, but they were a given." Link reminded Robin. 

Robin was about to respond, but then he closed his mouth. "Oh my god. I think Byleth is gonna kill me."

"Why?" Link asks, zooming in on Robin's face. 

"Because his sister is thirsty for me." Robin said calmly. 

"Damn bro, you're gonna die." Roy cackled as he spoke, seemingly stumbling across the thread. 

"SHUT UP!" Robin hissed.

"I can't tell if this is a PR disaster or a miracle." Link said thoughtfully, even though he should know better than to be thoughtful with these guys. 

"Both." Sheik said. He was kind of smirking, which was never a good sign. 

"Are you messing with the fans again, Sheik?" Ike asked tiredly. He'd had enough of this drama.

"Maaaaaybe." Sheik said, snickering while he spoke. 

Sighing, Ike pulled out his phone and checked Twitter. Sure enough, Sheik had posted a tweet with a screenshot of a conversation with Corrin that he'd had this morning. 

"Goddamn, you really like feeding the frenzied mobs, don't you?" Ike said, shaking his head. 

"It's funny." Sheik said, shrugging. "Besides, it's not as bad as it seems. Trust me. Look, even Dimitri is-" He stopped speaking and narrowed his eyes at the screen. "Fuck this. He'd better hope that's a joke."

"Right, well, on that note, I should end this before something too bad happens. And also so Sheik can explain himself." Link said. 

"Damn right he needs to explain himself." Ike said. Robin nodded in agreement, since he'd stumbled across the tweet as well. 

Link ended the livestream without further notice.

SOCIAL MEDIA ROUNDUP! (there is an order this time. just like last time, read from top to bottom.)

TO BE CONTINUED IN PART 5.5 (stupid wattpad picture limit)