as jacob leaped over the fence, which made his lovers and friends worry for him, he grabbed a rock and threw it at the hog's face, which woke it up as he said

jacob: oh, i'm sorry. it's just that is that a new face, cuz it sucks.

zuzu's friends & adam: OH BOOM!!!!

they all said, which made the hog pissed off and started to run towards jacob with it's tusks ready to kill him as jacob smirked widely and say

jacob: i am....megatron!!!!

he called out as he turned into a human sized version of the wfc video game megatron and started to laugh just like him

(like this)

as he turned into the decepticon leader, it made the imp group and millie's family shocked to their cores at seeing jacob as a menacing robot, seeing him even made striker shocked as well, including the hog as megatron said

megatron: COME AND FIGHT ME, LIKE HOW I SNUFF THE SPARKS OF MY ENEMIES IN THE PITS OF KAON, YOU UNWORTHY ABOMINATION!!!!!!

he called out as he readied his fusion cannon, which made striker raise his eye brow as he said

striker: hey, youngin'....guns can pierce the-

he was cut off as megatron shot the hog's face, which killed it's head blew up, making striker shocked again, but as for blitz....

blitz: (thinking) wow....how come our worlds didn't merge sooner because i would definitely hired jacob to be a part of my company.

he thought to himself as striker said

striker: how did you....

megatron: my fusion cannon can destroy anything, even that hog. ''how'' you may ask? because my cannon made by the finest decepticon scientists in my disposal.

he said as he turned into jacob and say

jacob: and the fact that it's the most powerful weapon in the transformers franchise.

he said as he glared at striker, who smirked at him as he said

striker: impressive...for a human.

he said as he walked toward the hog's corpse as jacob's sisters and velvet ran up to him and said

katie: THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!!

marcy: yeah, YOU TURNED INTO MEGATRON, THE ACTUAL MEGATRON FROM THE ''War For Cybertron'' GAME SERIES!!!

she squealed as jacob rubbed the back of his head like goku from the dragon ball anime franchise as velvet said

velvet: and i manage to record the whole thing on my phone and after i posted it, i've been getting a lot of likes and views. THEY LOVE IT!!!!!!

she cheered as jacob smiled at her and said

jacob: well i'm glad that they do, velve.

he said to her, who blushed at that nickname as striker walked up to joe and said

striker: hey boss-man, you wanna help the men skin this thing for dinner?

he said as blitz spoke up

blitz: oh, i am always down to skin the manly meat with the manly man.

he said while moving his body as loona said

loona: that's what she said.

she said as jacob made this face as he looked at zuzu and their friends did that ''roast compilation'' sound effect

jacob:

jacob & zuzu's friends:

then blitz said

blitz; what who said? wait, what bitch is talking shit about me?!

he demanded cluelessly as carol said while smiling

carol: well, you're all in luck because i did bring food from home and i hope you all love it.

joe: really? hope it tastes good.

he said as he smirked and crossed his arms as marcy said

marcy: oh believe me, mom's cooking is very good, she even tought velvet to perfect her red velvet cake recipe.

lin: really? that's nice of her.

katie: yep, she's the best.

carol: also, girls, can you help me bring the food inside so i can start cooking?

katie: sure, mom.

she said as she and marcy began to help and they start unloading the food and bring it inside as jacob, his friends and lovers look at them in the distance as they see jacob glaring at striker and adam say

adam: why are you glaring at striker?

he asked to his freind, who didn't answer

bobby: hello?

he said as he waved his hand over jacob's face as octavia said

octavia: i got this.

she said as she kissed jacob on the mouth, which made jacob snap out of it as he said

jacob: octavia, why did you-

he was cut off as his future wife said

octavia: you friends asked you something, but you spaced out while glaring at striker.

jacob: huh? oh right, sorry about that.

he said to everyone as crymini said

crymini: it's ok, but why do you keep looking at him like that?

she asked as jacob said

jacob: it's because i don't trust him.

he said as his friends and lovers stare at him in confusion and were silent for a few seconds until mabel spoke up

mabel: why?

she asked

jacob; because ever since he showed up, my instincts started to kick in and tell me that he's hiding something.

dipper: i have to be honest, i've been getting the exact same feeling about him as well.

he said as jacob nodded and charlie spoke up

charlie: i'm sure it's nothing.

vaggie: actually, i'm with jacob and dipper on this one because i don't trust him at all.

jacob: see, vaggie gets it. i mean, she trusted me after me and zuzu first met you and charlie.

zuzu: he does have a good point.

she said as her friends agree with her and vaggie smiled at jacob and said

vaggie: thanks jacob.

jacob: no problem, it is true after all.

crymini: i agree with jacob as well, don't you 3 agree?

she said and asked to velvet, dia and summer, who said

velvet: i hate him already.

she said as dia and summer nod in agreement

charlie: octavia?

she asked to her childhood friend, who was silent as she finally spoke up

octavia: i have to agree as well. and besides, this is my home and my dad sees jacob as the son he never had, he helped me and dad's planning to get a divorce so i won't have to listen to her bitching anymore, and also i'm starting to like her new nickname: bitch queen. so in order to find out what he's hiding, we have to lay low.

charlie: agreed, we have to lay low. right everyone?

adam: i'm in for it.

charlie: bobby? lucy?

lucy: you know it, girl.

bobby: yeah, for sure.

charlie: jacob?

jacob: ....fuck it, i'm in. (snickers) bitch queen, i'm glad i came up with that name.

he snickered at stella's nickname, along with everyone else who started snickering as well when they went towards the may family ranch as the screen went dark

(end of chapter, hope you liked it)