(CAMP 98.7)

Jacob: well, well, well....the gang's all here. Now I know that you have questions but let me introduce myself first, ok? My name's Jacob Mcfoley and I'm a human, but from an alternate earth where JCJenson doesn't exist and, even though you didn't notice, but Copper 9 has now merged with my earth, which is where you are now. (Looks at Uzi) also, Uzi, there are some things I've been wanting to say to you for a while, even though we never met until now. (Breathes in & speaks) UZI, I THINK YOU ARE A BADASS AND JUST TO LET YOU KNOW, I LOVE ANIME AS MUCH AS YOU DO, I ADORE IT AND I REALLY THINK YOU'RE CUTE!!!!

he announced, making Uzi digitally blush on her visor after hearing jacob say that he loves anime and called her cute, WHICH SHE IS!!!! then Jacob looked at N

Jacob: now N's turn, he's a really nice drone cuz he loves puppies, likes making friends and other stuff. N, i have two sisters named Katie & Marcy, and one of them is my adopted sister named Neopolitan and i think you'll be great friends with them.

he said as N smiled after hearing what jacob said about him, then looked at V & J

Jacob: V, at first i thought you were a bitch, but now that i think about it, you two were meant to be togethor and i hope you have a kid of your own one day.

he said as V blushed, but was a little mad after hearing Jacob call her a bitch while N was also blushing as he looked away from V

Jacob: and J's turn, at first, like V, i thought she was always an asshole, but then i learned that she wasn't always like that as she used to be a worker drone like V and N and that she looked really cute with a maid outfit on and honestly, i think she looks even cuter with her hair and i also think that she looks very smokin' hot with that uniform and with those curves, like her thighs, they're really gorgeous.

he said as J was shocked that Jacob knows about her, V & N's past, but also blushed after hearing him say she looked hot and as she looked at her curves, he was right about her thighs being gorgeous

J: (Thinks while blushing) he's right. how come i didn't realize this before? ....am i starting to have a crush on this human?

she asked/thought to herself as Jacob looked at Doll

Jacob: also, Doll. i know that you lost your parents because of V, but you need to let your hate on V go. that was in the past and we can't change the past and focus on the future.

but before Doll was about to speak

Jacob: and before you say anything in Russian, i know how to speak russian. I also know how to speak Japanese since i am part Japanese.

Everyone (even Uzi): WHAT!!!!???

Apple: You're part japanese?!

she asked in shock while coco looked at him, also in shock

Jacob: yeah, me, Katie & marcy are japanese on my mom's family's side. i thought it was obvious.

Nora: HOW WAS THAT OBVIOUS!!!??

(STAR WARS: BAD BATCH Episode 1 reference)

Jacob: i don't know, but anyways back to Doll. Doll, you have to forgive V someday, but not today...it's up to you.

he said as Doll was still shocked that Jacob speaks Russian and is part Japanese, but then Jacob looked at Tessa

Jacob: also, i think i need to speak to Tessa in private.

he said as he pulled out his portal gun, shot out a portal under tessa as she fell in it while screaming, shocking the Murder drones cast

Jacob: don't worry, i'll make sure she won't become a pancake, BRB.

he said as he then teleported as Doll spoke up in russian

Doll: (in Russian) how did he do that?

she asked, making everyone confused at what she said since they don't know how to speak or understand russian

(IN THE SKY)

We see the green portal open up as Tessa exit the portal, falling down while screaming in fear. She would use a jetpack or rocket shoes, but she didn't have those with her so....you know. Then suddenly.....

???: how's it going?

As Tessa turned her head, she sees jacob falling next to her, but was calm while they were falling as he then smirked

Jacob: now that we're alone, we can talk. now i know that you had a hard live with your parents since they were nothing but assholes, even when they chained you up in your room and had no friends except J, V & N. But i think it's best that you tell me and the others what you're planning and i know you have that key/gold robo-roach and-

he then got punched on the shoulder by Tessa

Jacob: (sighs) ok, i know it's against the bro-code to hit a lady, but you left me no choice.

he said as he tackled tessa as the two started wrestling while falling in the sky (STILL), then tessa pulled out a hidden knife as she stabbed jacob on his arm, making him scream in pain but before he could pull it out...

(CRASH)!!!

they crashed on the ground as everyone (even the murder drones characters) saw Jacob & Tessa impact in between them and then see Jacob pull tessa's knife out from his arm, but then the stab wound healed itself because of Jacob's immortality (from the end of the RWBY Arc) and glared at Tessa, who glared back at him under her helmet

Jacob: smart move with the hidden knife, but i noticed that you forgot about one thing during a fight....(smirks) never let your guard down.

he said as he showed tessa that he's holding the gold robo-roach, making tessa gasp that Jacob got the roach without her knowing it, then he put the robo-roach in his gauntlet's inventory as he then got up on his feet

Jacob: now, let's not resort to violence, let's just talk, ok?

he said as he walked toward tessa, but stopped as she pulled out her broadsword

Tessa: WHY?! YOU JUST ATTACKED ME!!!!

she yelled

Jacob: WELL YOU PUNCHED ME ON MY SHOULDER!!!!

he yelled back at her while everyone was shocked and J was getting worried

Tessa: I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU KNOW ABOUT US, BUT YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH WHEN I WAS YOUNG!!!!

she yelled as she was getting even more angry

Jacob: WELL, WE CAN HELP YOU AND THE DRONES, ALL OF THEM!!!!!!

Tessa: THAT'S IT, J KILL HIM!!!!!!

she ordered as J was shocked at hearing what tessa ordered her to do

J: but i can't do that, he's a human.

she pointed out/said

Tessa: But he knows too much about us, just do it!!!

she said/ordered again, which made J realize she's right as she then glared at Jacob and charged at him

then as she was charging at Jacob, he smirked

Jacob: N!!!

he called out as he then transformed into N, shocking uzi, V, Tessa, Doll, & the original N

N: WHAT THE!!!!! HE TURNED INTO ME!!!!???

V: how is that possible!?

Uzi: (wide eyes) i don't know how? (stern eyes) but we're gonna find out.

she said as she sees J shocked at seeing Jacob turn into the lovable murder drone we like so much as Jacob/N was smirking with his murder drone smile

Tessa: DON'T JUST STAND THERE, TAKE HIM DOWN!!!!!!

she yelled as J regained focus and attacked Jacob/N and they started fighting

Jacob/N: you know something? i think you can become something better.

he said as he dodged J's attack

Jacob/N: and i know that you've changed since the Cyn event years ago.

he said, shocking J and then made her angry at jacob mentioning that name

J: SHUT UP AND DON'T EVER MENTION HER!!!!!!

She yelled in anger as she stabbed Jacob/N through his chest and pulled her blade out, but instead of Jacob/N falling on the ground, his body glowed in a Blue light and as it died down, everyone was shocked at seeing Jacob gaining an ''Ultimate'' murder drone form

(like this)

Jacob/X: wow, (smirks) now this is a sick upgrade. now let's see what this form can do, shall we?

he said as a jetpack appeared and used it to tackle J onto the snow, then J kicked Jacob/X off of her and aimed her gun-arms at him with an angry look as jacob/X decided to make fun of J. cuz he has a plan

Jacob/X: you look cute when ur angry, you know that right?

he said, making J blush, then pissed as she fired at Jacob/X while screaming in rage as jacob/X dodged her shots by flying in the air, then divebombed behind J as he looked at her thighs

Jacob/X: i love the way you walk, it makes you look sexy.

he said, making J blush even more

Jacob/X: i even like how sexy and hot you look in that outfit you're wearing right now, Senorita.

he said, making J blush even more after he said that spanish word as steam was coming out of her chest-core

Jacob/X: and also, i've always wanted to do this after seeing you.

he said as he then KISSED HER ON HER LIPS, shocking everyone around them, even Uzi was shocked while N fainted as V caught him while having shocked eyes, but as for Doll...

Doll: (smirks & speaks russian) Hot.

she said in russian as everyone sees jacob/X finished kissing J as her visor started glitching and then popped up an image with a heart with an arrow through it as Jacob/X layed her down on the ground and as he turned around, he sees his harem smirking with blushes on their faces and then looked at the murder drones gang, who are still shocked at what they witnessed as he then turned back into jacob

Jacob: damn, i always wanted to do that. now th-(screams)

he was then tackled by tessa as she started twisting his right arm (where his gauntlet is being worn), making jacob scream and yell in pain

Jacob: TESSA, LET GO OF MY ARM, YOU'LL RIP IT OFF!!!!!!

he yelled in pain

Tessa: tell me how to use your gauntlet!!

she ordered

Jacob: (in pain) like i'd ever tell you.

then tessa smirked menacingly under her helmet

Tessa: then i'll just have to cut it off and FIND OUT FOR MYSEL-

she then was punched off of Jacob, but tessa backflipped and landed, then sees that Yang was the one who punched tessa off of jacob as she and her teammates were pissed

Ruby: DON'T! YOU! HARM! OUR! BOYFRIEND!!

she yelled in anger as she readied crescent rose into her scythe mode, along with Blake, Weiss, Yang & team JNPR readying their weapons while tessa was stunned at seeing weapons of unknown design, but as for uzi....

Uzi: Aw! i want a cool weapon like that!!

she whined

Tessa: (growls and aims her sword) bring it.

she said as teams RWBY & JNPR start fighting against Tessa

(AFTER THE FIGHT)

tessa slashed and dashed through Yang, who was unscathed as she smirked, then noticed everyone (Jacob, his harem & friends, even his sisters) staring at Yang in shock & Horror

Yang: (confused) why are you staring at me like that?

she asked as everyone started getting nervous smiles

Weiss: (nervous smile) oh nothing, just nothing.

Blake: (shaking) yeah, what she said.

Ruby & team JNPR: (laughs nervously)

Jacob & Zuzu: (nervous smiles & eyes twitching)

then N spoke up

N: actually, Tessa cut your hair off.

he said, making everyone shocked & scared s***less as they looked at N

Jacob: N, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!!!!?????

Ruby: YEAH, YOU DON'T KNOW THIS, BUT YANG DOESN'T LIKE IT WHEN SOMEBODY MESSES WITH HER HAIR, EVEN WHEN SOMEONE CUTS IT OFF!!!!!!!!

she said, but then looked at yang, who was puzzled at what ruby & N said

yang: wait what?

she asked as when she touched her hair, she felt that it was cut to a shoulder-length, making her eyes widen as she turned around and sees the rest of her hair on the snow, then it blew away by the snowy air, lost forever

as yang saw her hair being blown away, she started breathing heavily as her new shoulder length hair was starting to get on fire (her semblance) and then glared at Tessa in red hell-razing ''DOOM SLAYER'' rage eyes

Yang: (SCREAMS IN RAGE)!!!!

she screamed as she launched herself at tessa, who is unbelievably scared

Tessa: oh shit.

her helmet was then met when yang punched her face as her helmet started to break apart, revealing what she really looks like as she then fell unconcious due to the impact

but before she could kill tessa by beating her to the death, she was then restrained by Jacob

Yang: JACOB, LET ME GO!!!!! SHE MUST DIE FOR WHAT SHE DID!!!!!!

she yelled in anger

Jacob: YANG YOU HAVE TO CALM DOWN!!!!!!

he yelled as he had no choicee but to do so by Groping her breasts, suprising her as jacob then kissed her and she kissed him back as her blood red eyes turned back into her normal lylac colored eyes as she sighed in a calm way

Yang: sorry about that.

Jacob: it's ok, but i think you need to attend anger management classes.

yang: yeah, i think i should.

she said as she and Jacob smiled, then everyone looked at the unconcious tessa and were shocked at seeing what her real face looks like

(looks like this)

Jacob: wow....she looks cute.

he said with a small blush

Dipper: huh, i was expecting her to be, you know...older or something.

he said as everyone else agreed with him, the suddenly

(gun clicks)

they turn around and see Uzi with Tessa's revolver while N & V were tending to the lovestruck J

Uzi: I'M NOT SURE WHAT EXACTLY IS GOING ON, BUT THIS ENDS NOW!!!!! YOU HUMANS MADE MY KIND'S LIVE A LIVING HELL WHEN YOU SENT THE MURDER DRONES HERE YEARS AGO!!!!!!

she yelled out while aiming the gun at everyone as jacob walked towards her

Jacob: hey, calm down uzi, let us explai-

Uzi: SHUT UP!!!!! OR I'LL SHOOT YOU!!!!!

she yelled, making jacob shocked, then sighed

Jacob: ok, do it.

he said, making uzi stunned

Uzi: what!?

everyone (even V & N): WHAT!!!??

they asked in shock

Vaggie: JACOB, ARE YOU CRAZY!!!!!

Coco: YEAH, WHAT ARE YOU THINKI

she was cut off when jacob pointed at her and nodded in a way which made coco know what he's planning as she nodded back, then he looked at uzi again

Jacob: i won't stop you from shooting me, so do it.

he said as stood there while uzi was still shocked until she snapped out of it and smirked

Uzi: fine, i will.

she said, but when she pulled the trigger...nothing happened, like, no bullets were shot or anything

Uzi: what the hell?!

she asked in suprise, then checked the revolver's bullet cylinder and sees that it's empty

Jacob: yeah, it's empty.....look, uzi, i'm sorry that you and your kind been through a lot because of my kind, but i am telling the truth about the copper 9 city being on an alternate earth: my earth, the one we're on now. I know that you're mad at humans and don't even trust us, but...atleast give it a try, ok?

he said as uzi was stunned at hearing what jacob said, then grew a stern look

Uzi: i don't think i will.

she said

Jacob: well, i think you will. even thouh you are cool.

he said as uzi blushed

Uzi: BITE ME!!!

she said her catchphrase, making zuzu & her friends laugh at hearing uzi say ''bite me'' in front of them

Zuzu: (laughs) man, her catchphrase never gets old!!!!

she said while laughing

Uzi: I DON'T KNOW WHY YOUR LAUGHING, BUT IT'S WHAT I SAY WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT!!!! (crosses her arms) geez.

she said as she noticed jacob staring at her

Jacob: so cute.

Uzi: EW, GROSS!!! (notices something) wait, where's doll?

as she asked that, everyone stopped laughing and realized that doll is missing, then grew fearful expressions on their faces

Lucy: oh no....she's on the loose.

(SOMEWHERE IN ALASKA)

oustide of the copper 9 city, doll teleported in front of a gas station (which is closed) and looked around the place as she is walking towards the entrance door, but stopped as she heard a semi-truck coming her way, which made her hide as she teleported inside of the gas station as she sees a human with the nametag saying ''manager'' on it as he opened the gas station's door and changed the sign from closed to open, then sees what the semi-truck's trailer said

Doll: (thinks in russian) Oil delivery?

she thought as she started drooling a little bit of oil from her mouth as she then teleported inside of the trailer after the truck driver opened the trailer door and took a crate shipment of oil out and then closed it, leaving doll trapped inside

Doll: (In russian) this will be a long ride.

she spoke in russian as she felt the truck moving and being drove away from the gas station and onto it's next stop somewhere