Hi my name is Aquamarine Luna Anne Maria Dream Chocolate Harper Qwerty Mars Zepherios Jackson, and I'm Percy Jackson's long lost twin! Im 16 yrs old, and I hav big hot p!nk orbs that turn sky blue when Im upset and yellow when im angry and sea green when im happy. I woke up 1 Choosday mrning two the sound of ma alarm clok. It wen BEEP BEEP BEEP. I hopped outta bed and looked at myself in my wall-mirror. I looked at my hot p!nk orbs then at my silky black wavey hare that fell perfectly on my perfect shoulders and then my perfect button nose and my perfectly full lips under my perfect button nose. I swayd ma size 0 waist from side too side; gods why was I so ugly????!!!!?111!!?? My hot p!nk orbs turned sky blue as I cryed perfect tears. I mean, I was useless because of my dyslexia and ADHD; I had no talents except for cooking, cleaning, telekinesis, flying, invisibility, mind reading, shadow travelling, making force fields, soccer, karate, archery, snowboarding and reading (even though Im dyslexic!!). I threw on a pair of booty shorts and a tube top that showed off all ma perfect curves, and rode my horse down the waterslide to the first floor of my step dad's mansion. Why was I cursed to be sooooooooo poor??!!! I jumped off my horse without breaking a nail or getting wet and grabbed a piece of toast from my step-dad's five star all-you-can-eat buffet. I took one bite of it and then threw it away so I could have pancakes, waffles, hash browns, French toast, scrambled eggs and bacon. Gods, I hardly eat anything because of how poor we are! I threw my plate out the window cuz im to cool for a dishwasher even though I have people who was dishes 4 me. I put on my 17 inch blue Gucci heels and ran to the bathroom to put on my natural make up before going to school. I put on three bottles of foundation, two tubes of blood red lipstik, as well as a light dusting of red eyeshadow to match. I looked down in disgust and changed into my 23 inch red Gucci heels so that it matched my totes natural makeup. I ran out of the front door and hopped into my hot neon p!nk Ferrari and drove to school before blacking out.
I was in ancient greak class when my teacher Mrs dodds handed out all of our tests. I got 1234%  I was such a failure, my Step dad was gonna be so mad!!! My BFFLAEATBWWBGTEBWAS Daniella Georgia Vixen Fire Princess Hunter Ocean Onyx Ruby Underworld squealed and jumped over to my desk. "Heyyyyyyyyyyy my BFFLAEATBWWBGTEBWAS I got 15%!!!!111!!1!!11!!!!😄😍😇" she said. And i was totes lik OMGs that is such an AMAZHANG grade. Daniella Georgia Vixen Fire Princess Hunter Ocean Onyx Ruby Underworld had always been uber smrt. And gorgeous to, with her brown and red ombre hare that was totes natural and size 0 waist and 49 inch Jimmy Choo heeled boots. Suddenly Mrs dodds called Dani and me into the hallway where she turned into a huge bat!!11!!!11!!1 😱😱 I pulled on my sword pendant that hung around my neck and it turned into a huge celestial purple sword that had every Jewel in da worl incrusted in it? I swung it at the bat and it dyed.. Then a boy with sea green orbs and black hair popped up outa nowher.
"I'm here two tak you to da Camp fart-cud." He sayd. I squealls and den blacked out.

Ok that was both painful and fun to write. Painful because GRAMMAR. And funny because it was so idiotic! I love you all my fluffy kittens, and enjoy the demigods react chappie!