Everytime I go to dinner

it seems like I'm getting a little bit thinner

I'll sit down at the breakfast table

I can talk; they're not able

When I look at them I find

there's a single question on their mind.

I wish it could go back to the way it was

its not easy now because...

My whole family thinks I'm gay

I guess it's always been that way.

Maybe its cause of the way that I walk,

that makes them think that I like...boys

That I like boys

The goddamn question just wont go away

and I get asked every single day

but the way they ask it is not a disguise,

like "How was your day? Do you like to kiss guys?" (That's...funny)

This is the worst, baby this was my fear

Now their opinions are crystal clear, because

My whole family now is shocked,

I'm in the closet and the door is locked.

Now my glory days are gone,

I was John Elway now I'm Elton John.

My whole family now suspects,

Watching Spongebob had side-effects.

I'm not gay and that's what I said,

If I'm gay, hey God strike me dead.

Just cause I'm afraid of the snow,

Or my favorite color is, the rainbow.

I don't mean to yell but i fear i must,

Cause I'm losing the people that i thought i could trust.

Because, even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay...motherfucker