Annoying Singing Genie skit:

The curtains are out of sight for the audience as Selene,On and Kimberely start performing their skit. There is living room background behind them with a complete set of furniture and background props. Kimberely rubs the dusty and old but, made from only gold genie lamp in her hands with cloth. The three winged people stood in the middle of the stage.

" I'm surprised that we got this for free...", Kimberely comments.

" Yeah. The owner really didn't want... ", On replies calmly.

"It's ours now so no take backs. We get all of the wishes and a genie friend. ", Selene says excitedly.

" Don't we all already have magic?", Kimberely points out.

Selene puts her hands on her hips. The lamp began to glow as Selene closes her eyes ignoring it. Kimberely drops the cloth as all of dust disappeared. Selene was too busy keeping her eyes closed as she talked to notice. Both On and Kimberely's eyes were large and wide.

" You never know when your gonna need three bonus wishes. ", Selene states.

" Hmm Selene? You might wanna open your eyes for this... ",On says.

Selene opens her eyes as the genie,Gnomeo, comes out from his lamp. Gnomeo rubs his eyes. He was so happy to be out of the lamp again and go on a adventure for once. It was so boring in there. The Genie didn't even realize that he had new owners of his lamp until he was done talking.

" Finally Bennie! You took your sweet time. ", Gnomeo says ready to have some fun.

" Oh... I am the Genie of the lamp. I will grant you only three wishes per day but, the only rules are that you can't make anyone fall in love with you, wish for more wishes and bring back the dead. ", Gnomeo says happily after his realization.

Selene had the biggiest smile on her face. On waves at the Genie while Kimberely simply looked up at him. Kimberely thought that they would only get three wishes than he's done for good but, daily wishes sounded intriguing to her and Selene especially.

" Cool...", Kimberely comments happily.

" Daily wishes? AWESOME!", Selene comments happily.

" Looks like we have a new fun roommate.", On comments happily.

" I'm the best Genie pal anybody could get. ", Genie jokes.

The curtains close as Fuzzbert runs infront of the curtains with Mr Dinkles taking a joyride. The worm helped hold up the sign by allowing the stick lean against him. The sign said that "A week later and the Genie got drunk from magic juices". Then Fuzzbert and Mr D walked back to backstage amd the curtains parted. The scenery was the same but, now drunkly Gnomeo was there dancing having fun singing random sounds as Selene,On and Kimberely carried on with their day. On sat on the couch typing on her computer as Gnomeo bothered her.

" But the ninety-nine Antonio
There are thousands of reports in the media
But, you look fortunately,'cause of your sledgehammer
You have an unmistakable ornament... ", Gnomeo sings as he dances while watching her work.

" Christmas was three months ago...", On points out.

The stage curtains quickly close so the background can magically change to a kitchen with Selene trying to bake a pizza then they parted. She had oven mits on her hands she stood near the stove. Gnomeo was now bothering her.

" Now I stick to the wall
Some wheelchairs are in stock
There's a little spanking pizza,walking tours
How you will be my girlfriend
I'll die! ", Gnomeo sings dramatically.

" Oh please don't!", Selene says concerned.

Once again the curtains close agai in seconds so the scenery could changed. Now the scene was of Kimberely watching Harry Potter while eating popcorn. The curtains open to reveal the scene. The Genie was getting an glare from her since he kept on interrupting her movie. Gnomeo was litterally dancing in front of the TV.

" Male Harry Potter,head
What is the taste?
Show me
Leave! ", Gnomeo sings while doing an Harry Potter impression.

"No!", Kimberely says annoyed.

" You do not have a friend. ", Gnomeo sings mockingly.

" Hey!", Kimberely yells offended.

" The resort is a health club
Please contact your hotel's knight! ", Gnomeo sings happily like he didn't just insult someone.

" Your hotel is a knight?", Kimberely questions both annoyed and confused.

The technology fairy continues to eat her popcorn as the annoying genie danced. He was still blocking the TV. He ruined her movie time.

" I came. Make a murmur
You do not have a friend
In other words,we pride ourselves on slavery. ", Gnomeo sings while doing an historian impression.

" Don't be proud about that!", Kimberely says shocked.

" You're a chair
Cut,Cut! ", Gnomeo sings while doing an impression of a film director.

He 'turns' Kimberely in a literal chair then becomes dramatic. The bowl of the popcorn has landed on the floor making a mess. Then Gnomeo looked at the laughing audience as the curtains quickly closed. The scene was changed to the living room scenery fron earlier. When the curtains opened again On,Kimberely and Selene stood and looked mad at Gnomeo as he continued to dance and sing like a idiot.

" Yellow Harry
Your job is good
Why are you mad? ", Gnomeo sings.

" You did call all of us friendless. ", On says very annoyed.

On had her arms crossed as their annoying Genie danced around. Selene walks away to find a bat to hit Gnomeo with. Kimberely just her head as she watched Gnomeo perform.

" None of the spinal cord "is" six
Spinal cord efforts "B" to collect
I saw the Italians! ", Gnomeo sings happily.

The Genie points towards On as he sings the last lyric. On quickly went from mad to forgetting about the situation. She quickly turns around to see the italians as Kimberely slap her forehead with her palm.

" Where?", On says searching.

" You do not have a friend ", Gnomeo sings mockingly.

On just turns around glaring as Gnomeo sang random words and sounds. Selene comes back with her bat but, Kimberely and On stop her just as she was about to swing. Neither of them wanted a dead Genie in their house. Selene still holds firmly onto her bat.

" Can I make friends? ", Gnomeo sings friendly.

The Genie flies closer with his hands together. Kimberely and Selene said nothing since they really didn't like Gnomeo. They don't care how cute he makes his eyes. He was annoying when he drinks stuff he shouldn't.

" Well maybe...", On replies.

" Am I your friend? ", Gnome sings friendly.

" You said that we had no friends.", On points out unhappily.

" Does this helmet eat your meat?
Your ally,Bubble sword?
This is a cookie
A lover can't wear any bra
Then remove the acne ", Gnomeo sings.

He was now dancing around Selene as Kimberely decided that they had chores to do. Kimberely starts puting the cookies Gnomeo had poured on the table back into the jar while On tried to get close back that were floating in the air.

" Do you wanna be turned into a cat?", Selene threatens.

" So I do not want to be a cat ",Gnomeo says scared.

Then Gnomeo conjured up Selene's birth related documents. He shows them to Selene as she slowly brought her bat to the floor. On and Kimberely had just left the scene.

" Here are my answers for the answer to your birth ",Gnomeo states.

" I always wanted to know about that.", Selene comments.

The curtains quickly close once again but,this time the scenery didn't change. It was just cleaned up. When the curtains opened On was on her computer again trying to work but,Gnomeo was still being am bothersome genie.

" You are wrong! ", Gnomeo sings loudly like he was yelling.

" What did I do? ", On questions confused and taken off guard.

" You have a temporary setup folder ",Gnomeo sings in reponse.

" And why is that a problem?", On questions annoyed.

" The force is very important to have help ", Gnomeo sings.

" You make no sense. ", On complains.

Then Gnomeo stole her computer right off her lap. On looks at the crazy genie shocked. Her eyes were widen and she couldn't believe that he just did that!

" So what does Cha mean? I am very happy ", Gnomeo sings happily.

" Good for you. Now give it back. ", On says calmly and annoyed.

The curtains close again and open to reveal Selene,Kimberely and O sitting on their couch. They had completely given up and are fed up with their Genie friend. He wouldn't let them do anything in peace.

" There is doubt about three miles away
Everything you do is something great - and that's good
Alarms, listening and other needs
I'm not working
You're a wonderfull monkey ", Gnomeo sings happily like an idiot.

He pets the dog,Carmel Cupcake, as he sang the last line. Then Gnomeo disappeared from sight which caused the roommates to share both a look and a thought. They refused to believe that he would actually leave them alone and they were right. So very right...

" You do not have friends, You do not have friends
You do not have friends, You do not have friends ", Gnomeo sings mockly.

Gnomeo had magically reappeared and randomly pops up near the couch. Kimberely grabs an pillow and screams into it frustrated. On takes some of her hair and uses it to cover her face. Selene stands up and garbs her bat again that was sitting the couch with her ready to play a game with the Genie.

" Stop it right now or I will swimg this thing towards your stupid head! I'm not playing these games anymore! ", Selene says seriously and angrily.

" You do not have a friend! ", Gnomeo sings holding the note high and for longer time.

Selene tries to hit Gnomeo with her bat angrily but, he manage to dodge every strike as he sang more random sounds. After a short while of missing her target Selene verbally let's out her frustration. Kimberely and On just watched her not saying anything.

" If your gonna insult us then don't sing!", Selene says annoyed.

The Genie just sang more random sounds and words. Selene tries to strike him again but, Gnomeo snaps his fingers making her bat disappear. Selene's eyes widen as she saw it happen in seconds.

" Oh come on!", Selene yells frustrated.

" My girlfriend likes you!", Gnomeo yells suddenly crying as he points to Selene.

" Wait what?", On says shocked and concerned.

" She was mine!", Gnomeo says upset.

And the curtains closed for the last time as the audience was laughing.

AN: This was inspired by the poorly translated version of "Friend Like Me" by Twisted Translations.

Wenwig = Selene