For the record , I do not have a good history with jellyfish . Not only because they look like jelly , but also because they are evil . EVIL. You here me . EVIL.

It all began when we took our vacation in August , three years ago . I was of the tender age of ten , and had no experience in the mannerisms of marine life of our destination , the Gulf of Mexico . Our intended location  was the Gulf Shores of Alabama .

 From where we used to live it took two days of driving , and once we got there I was tired of being cooped up in the car . I rushed out and sprinted as fast as I could to the rented beach-house . After meeting all of my relatives and a great many other things , I changed into some swim clothes and dashed towards the ocean . I ran across the road , narrowly avoided a fence , hopped over a massive crab and dived into the sea . I swam around until the sun began to set , and the tide began to come in . I had missed one important fact : the tide brings in jellyfish . And that is how I got stung by a jellyfish . It makes a good story , though . 

Now , Imagine my thoughts when I found out that when jellyfish sting , they leave a microscopic harpoon .

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