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Ahem...a cheerful start hehe..

My POV (no one cares who the fuck that me is)

I looked around as anger filled me , seeing those disgusting creatures torturing my own kind , the best creation of all , by not just fucking disgustingly existing but interfering their filthy selves in our business. This has to come to an end!!! I will never endure such one sided harassment!! So...........

I went to the store and bought one of those useless bug sprays/cockroach sprays and the cashier nearly cried and called the bug CEO instantly saying in after two years FINALLY , A CAN WAS FINALLY SOLD!! I flicked the cashier just beside his tiny dick (i was wearing an iron glove , the one i stole from mr ironman) and he finally stopped talking.

I bought a different mask , changed my coat , wore glasses , tied my hair into two little funny tails and got ready for.......WAR!!

I positioned the repellent in my hand so the spray could reach every direction and took a deep breath.... I JUMPED ON MY DOOR FIERCELY LIKE A TIGER-
realizing i didn't unlock the door.
Rubbing my sore joints , i once again jumped on the door but with the key this time and after a lot of struggling it opened 😃
I already felt like i won the war almost forgetting my mission but seeing a cockroach run across my living room , it all came back to me.

I roared and sprayed the repellent all over the cockroaches , avoiding from stepping on them at the same time like a pro!!

"Goodbye dear cockroachies! Never see you again!! But somehow if you survive if you really want to live you can go to my rival's house because she would like to live with her own kind i guess and don't you dare come back!!"

I left the house quickly and after a motherfucking ten minutes... I went inside my house and almost wanted to kill myself-

From happiness 🤩🤩🤩🤩

U look like you just saw BangPD vomitting pencil leads mixed with Dorothy's silver shoes.
Yup your wonder is okay coz that useless cockroach spray made by their own shit to kill them didn't work without my charisma MUHAHAHAJVYSSFJNKUKHG

Flashback

I asked the cashier , from the whole store , which bug repellent would he never take in his body and he said he would rather have those repellents than the purely fake fruit juices in the supermarket. Yeah yeah i know what you are thinking. I bought some peach juice and sat inside the fridge with the frozen snacks so that those cleverass cockroaches wouldn't find out MUHAHAHAHAHA tho i don't trust their disabilities whatever im so funny i know lol im welcome.

Honestly that wasn't so satisfying coz my teachers have a mission of turning me to a mindless zombie and yeah yeah they're doing it well. See you later..who knows when 🤔

Boiboi